Chapter 99 Sister, are you keeping pets here?
A military advisor with a sword,
Not to be offended.
The boy left in despair.
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said to the live broadcast room: "When it comes to relationships, only those who understand it are single.
Just like the love brain, no one with a love brain can say that he or she is a love brain.
People who call themselves scumbags are most likely clowns, but in relationships they are actually very humble.
Those who tell people they are in love are actually scumbags in the true sense.
Still don’t understand?
Have you ever seen a bad person carve the word "bad guy" on their forehead?
In the final analysis, human nature means that the more something is lacking, the more something is shown off. ”
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On the barrage.
Xiaopaicai: "Speechless, you hit the mark."
Slowly: "People who are too sober cannot fall in love."
Dandan: "That's me, so we disappeared as we chatted."
Xiaoxian: "Okay, I understand. From now on, when you meet people, they will say that I am a love brain."
Chubby: "It would be more direct to say that you are a licker."
Ha ha ha ha.
98k: "So it is not an empty statement that a wise man will not fall in love."
Big Pineapple: "Brother, here's the next sentence: The wronged will repeat the same mistakes again."
6.
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"@strategist, if you are so sober, can you still fall in love in the future?"
Lin Feng: "Please remember, if one day I enter a temple and become a monk, I will definitely not see through the mortal world, but will fall in love with the nuns in the temple."
ah?
"It turns out that the old man's pursuit of nuns is the highest level. I have learned from it."
"What a fucking 6."
"Kneel down and listen."
"Really, some nuns are really okay."
"Think twice, Master."
Hahahahaha.
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Play with your brothers and have fun.
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
The first girl tonight.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems, sister?"
"Military advisor, it's my ex-boyfriend and I. The relationship with him is rather complicated. I want to ask, does he really love me?"
Raymond Lam: "How long has it been since we broke up?"
"Three months."
Raymond Lam: "Did he seek to get back together during the breakup?"
"He didn't say reconciliation, he just said he would change."
Lin Feng: "What should I change?"
"That is to say, he played games and chatted with other girls before, and then he was with his ex-girlfriend.
After I found out, he still refused to admit that the two of them had a fight about this matter. ”
Lin Feng: "Are you taking action?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard, highlighted the key points and said: "Playing games and chatting with the opposite sex is not just chatting, it's coquettish.
Being with your ex-girlfriend is like sleeping in a cage.
If you refuse to admit it after being discovered, you are lying.
Fighting is domestic violence.
Sister, there is something wrong with this man. He has many bad qualities. ”
The girl was silent for a while and said: "Because he lives here all the time. As soon as I find out there is a third party, I will tell him to get out."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and wrote: "He is still a parasite."
"I told him to get lost, and he left. Then he came back a few days later. I asked him why he came back, but he refused to leave."
Lin Feng emphasized again: "It's not just a parasite, it's also a deadbeat snake."
"I said if you don't want to leave, then we should stay together. But after being together for half a month, he ran out again and wouldn't answer the phone at night."
Lin Feng was delighted: "He is not only a scammer, but also a two-faced turtle."
"Sister, if you don't run away, why don't you keep pets here?" Uh-huh. . . .
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On the barrage.
"Parasite", "Snake" and "Two-Faced Turtle"
"Sister, are you keeping pets here?" 》
Ha ha ha ha.
"I fucking laughed."
Qingtian: "The parasite is simply a devil. It has been used as a blood bag unconsciously for many years. In the end, I suffered from depression, anxiety and severe insomnia."
"Generally, people like this also have another characteristic: they are very good at pua."
"That's right, I let him say everything, and he was very double-standard."
"To live together, both of you have to contribute money."
"This kind of people don't want to give anything, and they have to eat soft food."
Ah Huan: "I understand parasites and scammers. What is a double-faced turtle?"
Enthusiastic citizen: "High EQ: a double-faced turtle. Low EQ: where does the dead duck come from."
ah?
Hahahahaha.
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The girl was silent for a while and said: "After he left, I didn't answer his calls no matter what. When I came back, I broke up with him. He didn't say break up, so I told him to get out of here. He left again, and a few days later I broke up with him. Back.”
Lin Feng: "I act very affectionate and love you very much, but in reality, all I do is not love you."
"Yes, but he won't leave. He keeps pestering me."
Lin Feng: "Stop talking about it, parasites, snakes, and two-faced turtles. When they get tired from playing, they come to stay with you for a night."
"But his family conditions are not bad."
Lin Feng: "Because you are the easiest to get, cheap and cost-free. If he wants to pursue other girls, he has to chase and please again. There is no cost to find you, free."
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
《Free》
Hahahaha, reproduce the classic saying.
Shepherd boy: "New here, what do you mean free?"
Exclamation point: "You can drive this car however you want, and it doesn't matter if the engine pulls the cylinder."
ah?
Jiangnan: "Brother, remember this sentence, there is no free lunch in the world, unless it is dinner."
"Where's breakfast?"
Jiangnan: "No breakfast because I can't get up in the morning."
Stranger: "Brother, this is wrong. Young people may not be able to get up in the morning, but they will certainly be able to get up."
"Are you speaking human language?"
Hahahahaha.
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Girl: "Every time he goes out, he says he doesn't have money to buy gas or something."
Lin Feng: "Sister, not only do you have no cost, but you can also drop gold coins. You are just like that dungeon. I can drop a pack even if I hit you."
Well. . .
"Actually, he didn't give much. He said to go find her mother, but she didn't answer the phone at night. I knew there must be another problem."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "He is still a kid."
"He said he was looking for his mother, but it was actually a lie. Later I found out that he was looking for another girl."
Lin Feng: "Because he's looking for his mother, who doesn't care about him. Sister, stop talking. In just a moment, he has so many names.
I am an emotional strategist, not a fucking name.
If you don’t even run away, I deserve to stick to you for the rest of my life. ”
Girl: "I ran away. I blocked all his contact information, but he can still find me."
Lin Feng: "Sister, you are running too slow. You don't have Wusu shoes. If you don't have Wusu shoes, how can you run fast?
Do you know what Wusu shoes are?
Just run as far away as possible and don't let him find you. ”
Girl: “But I’ve moved twice.”
Lin Feng: "Then just using the Wusu Shoes won't do it. You have to sprint and bring a purification. It's best to use an anti-armor."
? ? ?
The girl looked confused.
Lin Feng: "Even if he cries about his poverty for you, you should also cry for him, anti-armor, reverse operation."
Well. . .
(End of chapter)