Chapter 100 If a military advisor doesn’t go to the battlefield, he’ll be a weirdo on the battlefield
On the barrage.
"You are running too slow" and "What should I do?" 》《You come out with martial arts shoes》
Ha ha ha ha.
"I can't live without laughing."
Jiujiu: "Every time I buy equipment, I spend a long time looking for it in the grass, and my teammates ask me if I am bargaining?"
Girl: How to sell straw sandals?
Stores: 250
Girl: No, 25.
"Sister, you are going to laugh me to death."
Ha ha ha ha.
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Girl: "I don't understand, military advisor, can you teach me?"
Lin Feng: "It's very simple. Tell him, I recently watched an anchor, and I gave him a lot of gifts, and now I'm using Huabei. Can you give me 20,000 yuan to use first?"
"But he has no money."
Lin Feng was speechless: "You are stupid and stupid. I asked you to borrow money, not because I can really borrow the money, but to let him know that you have no money now."
"Oh!"
"But Military Advisor, I just want to find out now, do I love him or not?"
Lin Feng: "You don't love him, because if you wanted to love him, you would cry bitterly now. After suffering every day, you would not be as calm as you are now."
"But I feel like I'm also suffering, but I can control it."
Lin Feng: "Very good, then continue to exercise restraint."
Well. . .
"But you said I don't love him, why do I feel soft when he comes to me."
Lin Feng: "Sister, it depends on whether I like you or not. You are the same as that guy just now. You are a sword, a pure sword."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Are you feeling good? If you feel good, go down by yourself. Besides, I'm suffering from stupidity. Don't force me to do it."
The girl ran away.
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On the barrage.
"You Are the Sword" "Pure Sword"
"Hey, why are you still swearing?"
"What's wrong with me? Beat me to death."
"Ah, yes, what, kill me!"
"Don't worry, I have my sword skills."
"What swordsmanship?"
"Leave it alone!"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Continue to connect.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, are you facing any emotional problems?"
"I am 21 and she is 20. Today is our 209th day together."
Lin Feng: "Love!"
"It doesn't really count, because we quarreled twice in about a week together. I feel it is caused by my family of origin. I am very possessive and controlling."
Lin Feng: "Do you think it's caused by your lack of security?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng tapped on the small blackboard.
Come,
Dude,
Look here.
"Now listen to my analysis and see if you are like this."
"When you are getting along with her, if the other party does not respond to messages in time or ignores you, you will be very painful.
Usually I have high demands on my girlfriend, and I am very possessive, and then I am extremely sensitive,
Many times, when the other person does something that makes you feel uncomfortable, you will not tell it immediately. You hope that the other person can see that you are in a bad mood and take the initiative to comfort you.
When you are in a relationship, you need the other person to express love and stick to you when everything is fine.
This will make you feel safe.
But the other party will feel that you are constraining her and making her breathless.
So the two of them often get sulky together. ”
Boy: "Yes, yes, you are right, and neither of us likes to talk when we are angry."
Lin Feng: "Not only does he not like to talk, but he also likes to say sarcastic things when we have an argument." "Let me go, do you want to be so accurate?"
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, if you have any questions, please give me more information."
"He just has a male best friend."
Lin Feng: "So this boyfriend is definitely a thorn in your side."
"Yes!"
Lin Feng: "Because you absolutely cannot accept the fact that she has a male best friend, so every time you have a small quarrel in your life, you like to bring it up and talk about it again, which is equivalent to settling old scores.
"Yes, I often settle old scores."
The boy was honest and said: "I just made it very clear that he and I cannot have our cake and eat it too. You have to choose one, but the other person's choice is that person."
Lin Feng: "The reason why you care so much about your male best friend is because in your opinion, although she may not have anything to do with that male best friend, that male best friend must be ambiguous and have thoughts about your girlfriend."
"I'll go, can you read minds?"
The boy was shocked again.
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Brother, let me tell you, although you think you have every reason to be angry, the more you act like this, the more your girlfriend will feel that your love is too suffocating.
The key is that you like to get sulky when you have nothing to do. You are a particularly difficult person to maintain.
You asked her whether she would choose a male best friend or you, and the girl said she would choose a male best friend,
In fact, she didn't choose that boy. She chose a free lifestyle and didn't want to be interfered with even making friends.
And you,
In the process of getting along, I always like to let the other person change this or that,
It sounds like the other party did everything wrong,
In fact, you have strong demands on the other person and not high demands on yourself.
One sentence summary: You are a selfish person. ”
Boy: "But..."
Lin Feng: "Brother, don't rush to refute me yet. Didn't you just ask me why I can read minds?"
Now I tell you.
because. . . I'm looking in the mirror.
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. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Do you know why I can read minds?" "Because. . . I'm looking in the mirror"
ah?
Hahahahaha.
Xiaotu: "Kuku told me, it turned out to be the military advisor's own experience."
Xiaomeng: "Hahaha, it turns out that the military advisor is like this."
Liuliumei: "Strategies don't go to the battlefield because they have to be in love."
The mystery of evolution: "Absolutely calm love brain, absolutely weird when it comes to acting."
Maomao: "That's how I am. I help my friends and I'll get it right. I'll do it myself, one step at a time."
Hahahahaha.
Hot movie: "It's not just the military advisor, I'm also fucking looking in the mirror."
Xu Xiansen: "Is this a typical Capricorn? I also feel like I am looking in the mirror."
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Boy: "Then what should I do?"
Lin Feng: "Brother! This is a disease, a mental illness, and it is not under the control of military advisors."
"I can only tell you as someone who has experienced it. If you can talk to this woman, she may be able to cure your disease."
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
The Powerpuff Girls: "It's so funny, I'm a girl, I hit it all."
Scrambled eggs before meals: "The military advisor is right, this is really a disease and it is too difficult to change, so I choose to stay single to the end because I know that my problem is too serious."
Huahua: "Cancer women like this. They like to be controlled. They feel so secure. Let’s talk about it."
Little Lebao: "But my original family is very happy and so am I. Is it normal?"
Mu Mu: "Maybe it's because my original family is very happy that I want to find a partner who loves me very much."
the truth!
. . . . .
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng was just about to get the next one.
Suddenly his attention was attracted by several barrages.
Xiao Wan: "Jiu Min, I just came from Da Mei. Da Mei was scolded badly."
Yaoyao: "It's pitiful. All my old fans have gone away, and I still have a roomful of little unscrupulous fans."
(End of chapter)