Chapter 116 She said she didn’t want to scold me
Lin Feng: "Brother, your chat density is not that high now, and there is no ambiguous atmosphere between two people chatting at all.
In the eyes of other girls, you are just an ordinary friend,
It didn't reach that level at all. ”
Boy: "Sister, wait a minute. She actually has a best friend who also has a crush on me."
Lin Feng: "Because her best friend also glanced at you in the crowd?"
"Yes."
"Right?"
Lin Feng couldn't help but laugh.
"Brother, promise me, can we walk with our eyes closed when we go out from now on?"
Walk this way,
They all like me,
You can’t even add vx to it!
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"I dare not open my eyes, this world is too scary."
"It seems that I have to close my eyes when I go out from now on. If I open my eyes, I like you."
"Male: With your eyes closed, are you asking me for a kiss, little beauty?"
ah?
"Then I roll my eyes when I go out from now on, so that's fine."
"Male: Woman, are you trying to get my attention?"
Forget it,
"I'll go out and walk through the sewer from now on."
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Hahahahaha.
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Boy: "Actually, I saw her best friend's friend circle, and I found that she was just unhappy, and later went to KTV to sing."
Lin Feng: "Who is unhappy?"
"She's just her best friend."
Lin Feng: "Her best friend was unhappy and went to KTV to sing to vent her emotions."
"Yes."
"Right?"
To your sister!
Lin Feng said angrily: "It's none of your business if someone goes to KTV?"
You,
You are really good at figuring things out,
If someone posts it to KTV to sing on Moments, you think it’s because you are jealous.
Dude,
Do you know what a chromosome is?
People are XY,
You are fucking YY! ”
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage
Shocked my God!
"Not only does he imagine that the girl likes him, he also imagines that the girl's best friend also likes him, and even imagines that the girl and her best friend are jealous because of him (laughing and crying)."
"So I'm not afraid of how pitiful the victim is, but I'm afraid that the murderer will make up his mind."
"So what's in the Y chromosome?"
"If you have YY, you will have no worries about YY."
Ha ha ha ha.
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Lin Feng: "Brother, you are so pure and crazy."
Do you know what peach blossom epilepsy is?
It's a neurological disease.
You pay too much attention to other people's eyes on you and make up a big drama for yourself,
For people like you, you replace normal communication problems with everyone in intimate relationships.
Boy: "Military advisor, I would like to add that the songs we share are love songs."
Lin Feng: "Otherwise? So what? Is there any song now that is not a love song? Do you want me to share with you a great sad mantra to make the monsters and monsters retreat quickly?"
Well. . . .
Boy: "I just want to say that I saw a concert later and I made an appointment with her."
Lin Feng: "She agreed?"
"She said she had seen it."
Lin Feng laughed angrily: "Brother, that is a polite refusal. It means that the other party still regards you as a person and is willing to spend time making up a reason to lie to you."
Boy: "But I made another appointment later, and she said she was busy."
Lin Feng: "I must be busy. How can I refuse you when I am busy?"
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Okay, buddy, look at your nose that's turned red, promise me you won't be a clown anymore, okay?"
"Sir, military advisor, I have something else to say, let me finish it first."
Lin Feng spread his hands: "Okay, come on, I'll listen to what other ridiculous behaviors there are and tell them to make us happy."
Well. . .
Boy: "Just because of this concert, I wanted to ask her out again, so I went to book a room outside."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "You fucking asked someone to rent a room?"
"No, no, no, because I saw the concert very late, so I just wanted to ask her out to meet her."
Lin Feng: "No, bro, did you and her see the last concert?" "No, I went alone."
and you?
I'm fucking convinced.
Raymond Lam: "No one came to the concert with you. You came out after the concert and felt it was very late, so you went to the hotel to get a room and asked if they wanted to come to the room to find you.
You are sick, buddy,
Come on, I'm very curious now. Tell me quickly what the other person scolded you. ”
Well. . .
Boy: "She didn't scold me."
Lin Feng: "Then what did she say?"
"She said she didn't want to curse."
Lin Feng:. . . .
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Ha ha ha ha.
"He was silenced by the military advisor."
Damn it!
Exploded with laughter. .
A girl’s perspective: I met a guy, was harassed, responded out of politeness, asked him out, and refused.
The second time I was asked, I declined.
As a result, I received a message that night that I wanted to book a room.
"It's scary!"
"Hahaha, little sister is so miserable."
"She said she didn't want to scold me"
"The young lady is so polite and of such high quality, I would have scolded you."
"Male: So why didn't she scold me? She must be reluctant to let go. She feels sorry for me."
Hahaha, idiot!
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Boy: "Military advisor, can I continue?"
ah?
besides?
Lin Feng was also drunk.
"Say it."
"Then she blocked me, so I went to find her best friend and told her about me."
Lin Feng: "What did her best friend say?"
"It means I'm rude, how could I say that? I'll just explain, saying I didn't take her feelings into consideration.
Then we added vx back, and she told me that there would be no next time. ”
Lin Feng: "No, buddy, you don't think they are giving you hope, do you?"
There's no chance of a next time. What I'm saying is, don't disgust me next time.
You wouldn't think that she would treat you like a spoiled wife, huh, I hate it, I won't let you do it again!
Dude,
Don't think too much!
That's not the case at all. ”
Well. . .
Boy: "Actually, I want to say one more thing. I also did offline consultation."
Lin Feng: "How much did it cost?"
"A computer."
Lin Feng: "You spent thousands of dollars, so did the offline consultation teach you how to chat with her?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "That means no matter what the woman responds, there will be someone who can give you advice during the offline consultation?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng was speechless.
"Brother, as for what you just said, whether it is me or the brothers in the live broadcast room, although we have been laughing at you, saying that you are sick, and saying that you are a common man,
But essentially,
This stuff is actually in your genes. . It can be said to be a bad aspect.
It's not something you can actively control.
So it can also be understood as your emotional simplicity and dullness.
But please consult offline.
After you find this thing, don't you become a liar, buddy?
Do you think there are skills in relationships?
What skills are there?
It's nothing more than a good impression and attraction to each other.
That's all.
Let's do this, buddy, after chatting with you for so long, the military advisor will finally give you some life advice. ”
Boy: "Okay."
Lin Feng: "As for falling in love, please dad, please mom, ask them if they can introduce you to someone. Don't pursue it on your own. On your own, you may never find a wife in this life." .”
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Believe me, blind date is your only choice in the future. You rely on yourself. There is only one place for your final destination. Do you know where it is?"
Boy: "Where?"
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
Write three words quickly:
"Shaolin Temple!"
Well. . .
(End of chapter)