Chapter 131 Mom’s Life KPI
On the barrage.
"My mother introduced me to a liar for a blind date"
The military advisor was stunned after hearing this.
"Mother!"
"Hit your son hard."
Ha ha ha ha.
“My mother also introduced me to someone who insisted on buying me a house with a pre-marriage loan, and then I somehow ended up with a house and had to repay the loan.”
"Isn't that nice?"
"What a good thing. The house totals 600,000 yuan, and he has a loan of 800,000 yuan."
ah?
This,
Damn it!
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "No, buddy, you picked it up?"
How much hatred does your mother have against you?
Well. . .
Boy: "Maybe it's because that liar is a good one. My mother also lied to me with her. She said she was her best friend's daughter."
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On the barrage.
"Shit! It's just like a dime. My mother introduced me to someone, but she felt something was wrong. I asked her twice, and she firmly told me that she was the daughter of her classmate. It was absolutely reliable. Then I was defrauded of 1.8 million. ”
"Acquaintance commits crime (dog head)"
"Mom is an accomplice (laughing and crying)"
"It is difficult to guard against house thieves day and night."
"It is quite explosive in the entire liar world."
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "Indeed, the hardest hit by scams in the current marriage and love market are often not the parties involved, but the parents of the parties involved,
They exploit parents' obsession with their children to continue the family line, making scams profitable.
The most terrifying thing is that your parents are worried that you will know that she has joined many inexplicable blind date groups, or introduce strangers to you that she does not know, and you will instinctively resist,
So she deliberately said that she knew this person, so you lowered your guard and were deceived. ”
Boy: "Yes, yes, my mother begged me on her knees to marry that female liar. It was like she was in a daze. She couldn't sleep all night long. She felt that if you didn't marry, you would be sorry for her."
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Lin Feng smiled and shook his head: "Your mother just wants to complete her own life KPIs and doesn't care about your life or death at all,
Dude, I really can't find a night shift for your mother. ”
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"Mom's Life KPI: Son's Marriage"
"I was not allowed to fall in love when I was in school, and I was forced to get married as soon as I came out of society. I just accepted it."
"Really, I am only 22 this year, and my mother is anxious to introduce me to someone to get married."
"Is there a possibility that my parents are trying to save their so-called face? People of the same age around them are now grandparents, and they feel that they can't live up to their own reputation, so they are comparing themselves to each other."
"Every time they say, 'Our mission is accomplished', I want to know who gave them the mission, why didn't I receive it..."
"Finally, 'This is all for your own good, how can we still harm you?'"
"The most awesome PUA in the world is the love parents have for their children."
"Nothing wrong."
Boy: If I don’t get married, my mother can’t sleep at night.
Military Advisor: Find her a night shift.
"If it doesn't work, let her go to college."
Ha ha ha ha.
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Lin Feng: "The last paragraph is over, let's talk about your current paragraph."
"We have been together for six months now, and the wedding date has been set."
Lin Feng: "Isn't that great? Do you have any questions?"
"I feel anxious now because she is too clingy to me."
? ? ? Lin Feng: "Brother, do you want to listen to what you are saying?"
"Answer me, do you like her?
"Like it."
Lin Feng smiled: "You like her, and she also sticks to you. Brother, you have no farts, no farts, no farts, why don't you come to my live broadcast room to exercise?"
"I'm not a military advisor. I'm a little panicked now, just because I'm afraid she'll lie to me again."
Lin Feng: "What did she lie to you about?"
"She didn't lie to me, it's just that I'm a little unconfident. Now all I can think about is the woman who cheated on me before. You know, military advisor, that woman cheated me out of hundreds of thousands before, but now I haven't spent much money on this woman." Money.”
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Brother, you are psychologically affected by the woman in front of you,
I feel that I have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars but have not bought the relationship. Why is it that someone is clinging to me without spending any money?
You have an unworthy mentality. ”
Boy: "Maybe."
Lin Feng: "But buddy, you can't put yourself into this relationship just because of the bad experience you had in the last one. It's unfair to the girl now.
Also, what do you mean by not spending money?
You've been with her for six months, haven't you even spent money on your relationship? ”
"No, I gave her a mobile phone at the beginning, but she never used it. She didn't start using it until we established a relationship."
Lin Feng nodded: "Brother, this girl is pretty good. I haven't confirmed a relationship with you. I haven't used the phone you gave me. I want to return it to you in case the relationship breaks down.
I started using the new phone after talking about it,
It shows that people regard mobile phones as gifts between lovers. This girl has no problem. ”
"Yes, yes, she has no problem, but I think there is something wrong with me."
Lin Feng: "What's your problem?"
"Maybe I've never been looked at so much by a girl, so I'm a little unsure of myself.
For the previous one, I had been giving my heart and soul, but she cheated on me. Then for this one, I didn’t spend much money, but she still stayed with me, and I just... . . ”
What are you doing?
Lin Feng: "No, buddy, are you born to lick the holy body of a dog? Do you just like the kind of people who cheat you of money, and you won't talk to them when you meet a normal one?"
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"Innate Dog Licking Holy Body"
"Boiling Yangyang: When I woke up...how did I become the second best?"
"It was only then that Feiyangyang realized the difference between the Holy Son of Dog-licking and ordinary Dog-licking. The deep loss swept over him, as well as everyone in the four-person team of Dog-licking."
"When you see a double-faced turtle, you have to call it daddy."
Ha ha ha ha.
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Boy: "I just feel that I don't have a particularly big future, and I can't make much money."
Lin Feng: "Brother, I know this person is pretty good, so why don't we just work hard after we get married?"
"Besides, they don't ask for anything from you now. Maybe they just like some shining points in you. Who wouldn't be happy to leave this matter to you?
No, buddy, tell me, if you don’t lick the dog properly, you won’t fall in love? ”
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, let me tell you, there are kinds of emotions in this world, one is for rich people, and the other is for people without money.
If you have money and don’t have time, just blast more gold coins to meet the other person’s material needs.
If you don’t have money, then you should spend more time and thought to give the other person more emotional value.
Regardless of whether you have money or not, you have to let the other person do something for you. ”
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On the barrage
"But the reality is that women like to talk about relationships with rich people and money with poor people."
"You have nothing to talk about."
"Testing Obedience (Dog Head)"
Jiangnan Gangster: "I have no temper, but I am willing to lose my temper for you."
Fried-haired Dog: "Brother, your name doesn't sound like you have a temper."
"Don't make fun of the other."
A gangster,
A fried hair.
Hahahahaha.
(End of chapter)