Chapter 132: Why are my knees swollen
"Dude,
You remember,
No one is a fool.
Since this girl has taken a liking to you, it means there must be something shining in you that attracts her.
Stop selling anxiety to yourself.
If you really feel that you are not that good, you should work hard and be nicer to others.
Thinking about it from another angle, your current blind date experience is a test for you. If you pass the test, God will send such a good girl to you.
If you don’t cherish this,
Then you deserve to be single for the rest of your life.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"I seriously doubt that this guy came here to show off."
"The old Versailles."
"Is this dog here to spread food?"
"Who urinates a lot? Wake him up for me, except for those with diabetes. Don't let him taste the sweetness. If the urine is yellow, give them some color to see. If there are stones, stand forward and give him a good beating."< br>
"Does my foam not meet the standards?"
"Don't be afraid, I have high uric acid and it will kill him."
"Those with high uric acid will be discharged backwards. I have been uric acid recently and sprayed him in the face."
Damn it!
So cruel.
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, I have said everything that needs to be said. If you continue to talk, brothers will lose their defenses.
Okay,
Take action now.
I'm going to kick someone if you keep inking! ”
"Oh. Thank you, military advisor, I understand."
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room.
"This guy is not here to show off. He is just a lover who has no confidence and is selling anxiety to himself.
In fact, it is easy to solve.
From now on, people will give me a date, I will give them a peach, they will give me an orange, and I will give them a banana,
The sweetness of the relationship has increased, and I won’t feel that I have no confidence anymore.
When it comes to relationships, to put it bluntly, I am good to you and you are good to me. No matter how good I am to you and you are even better to me, both parties will feel confident.
Don't say that I don't love you but you still love me. Then you must be feeling guilty. What do you think the other person wants from me?
Maybe I don’t draw anything.
I just want you to be nice, honest and talk less.
If you want to feel more at ease, you have to do it and pay. ”
Okay,
That’s it for this wheat.
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, have you encountered any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I am 31 years old this year, but I look only in my 20s."
Raymond Lam: "Baby face?"
"No, because I have two careers. The first one is a doctor or a beautician, so I have spent a lot on my face over the years, and the second job is a hairstylist."
Lin Feng: "I understand, what about the other party?"
"He is also 31 years old, just like me."
Lin Feng: "Does anyone here have a marriage history?"
"I didn't, and he... probably didn't either."
Lin Feng raised his eyebrows: "What should you mean? How long have you been together? How did you know each other?"
"We have known each other for half a year, and we met on Douyin."
Lin Feng: "Explain clearly where Douyin is?"
The girl paused and said, "I posted a video, and he commented on it, and then privately messaged me in the background."
Douyin private message?
Lin Feng smiled.
"A good life sharing platform has turned you guys into an online dating agency."
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"There is no active private message to ask for anyone's WeChat, defeating 99% of netizens."
"I am a minor anchor, and I never read private messages (laughing and crying). I act on stage but am a good person off stage."
"What are you wiping? You made me watch all your videos (angry)."
"I want to help you refute him, but I can't find any evidence (crying to death)." "I also believe it, this is a fraud (dog head)."
"Here, wipe the frosted glass in the toilet."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "Actually, I have been working on my career in the past six months and have not had any contact with boys. After chatting with him, I found that his values, including his cognitive dimension, are quite high, and then we met offline. < br>
I am a very honest person. When we first met, I said, why don’t you come to my house to cook?
But we have never had a substantive relationship,
Just cook for him,
Then I also want to get to know him,
But during the meal, I noticed that his attitude might be for my own good.
So later I told him, how about we have a py relationship?
But I thought about it again and felt it was unnecessary, so I told him that we should just be ordinary friends again, and there was no need to meet offline again. ”
After listening, Lin Feng smiled: "Sister, you are not sincere."
Knocked on the small blackboard,
You have complete control over this relationship.
You are one,
"Advanced fisherman!"
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Cook the food!"
“Saute or stir-fry?”
“Depends on personal cooking skills.”
"I am the thief six."
"So, if you love her, give her one meal for three days."
"No, I always feel something is weird."
"Ask me, I have a friend who is used to getting out of the pot as soon as he is put into the pot. Is there any way to do it?"
"Fast food?"
Nothing wrong.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
"My military advisor..."
The girl wanted to explain, but Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt.
"Answer me first, are you cooking?"
The girl said with a smile: "No, let's just sit down and have a long chat."
Lin Feng: "Yes, my knees were swollen overnight."
Well. . .
Lin Feng smiled and knocked on the blackboard and said:
"The other party found you through a video private message. It was originally a hunting gesture, but as a result, smart prey often appears in the form of a hunter.
You appear to be the prey, but you are actually the hunter.
The other party is tightly controlled by you.
For example, coming to my house to cook, this thing releases enough ambiguous signals to the other party,
Why do I say it is an ambiguous signal.
Because home is a very private place, if you invite a person of the opposite sex to your home, you just want to make the other person feel that you have an opportunity.
At the same time, in the process of getting along with the other party, you expressed to the other party that you can do py,
After the other party heard this, his brain instantly went crazy.
Use something to control the big and small heads on the left and right at the same time,
At this time, the other party has no sense at all and becomes your prey completely,
As for you later, forget it and stop doing py.
Most of the food lovers here are not good at cooking.
What you eat is tasteless, and it is a pity to throw it away.
Summary: When an advanced angler meets a rookie, it’s a bad relationship.
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Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
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"I seriously listened to you talking about cooking, and the result is this??"
"Hahaha, I only realized it when I heard that my knees were swollen."
"Simple!"
"Advanced Angler Meets Novice"
"These sisters are really queens of the sea. When I heard the military counselor's analysis, I got goosebumps."
"A novice can't shake a spoon, hahaha."
"Pour in the oil before the pot is hot!"
"This doesn't work, it needs to be improved, let's improve!"
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Hahahahahaha.
Attachment: (I flew to three cities in two days. I am so exhausted. I just woke up. There are still more to come. I will strive for 10,000 words today)
(End of chapter)