Chapter 139 Your imagination is her greatest charm
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette,
Said to the live broadcast room.
Brothers, without these professional training and knowledge, I really wouldn't be able to do this job.
From the tone of her voice and the way she approaches love, you can tell that she has an attachment personality.
I want to change this kind of personality,
It's too difficult.
Almost impossible.
The simplest and most relaxing way is to make yourself busy and tired and have no time to think about these messy things.
When you find the focus of your work,
People gradually become more confident.
Leave the rest to fate.
“@军师, I also have an attachment-type anxious personality (crying)”
Hey, hey,
What are you afraid of?
I'm afraid that as soon as I become attached-anxious, many people in the room will say, "Oh, strategist, I am also anxious-attached."
No,
Never.
This Lianmai session is over. What I just told her is what I told you.
Don't bother me.
I am a military advisor,
Not your emotional trash can.
Even the trash can is always full sometimes.
My head is buzzing right now,
Come on, give me a clown to make me happy.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahahaha, military advisors are also afraid of anxiety and attachment."
"Money is hard to make, food is hard to eat, hahaha."
"The military advisor is also anxious."
“It’s overflowing across the screen.”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Ding~
The clown is coming.
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, have you encountered any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I met a girl last year and I liked her very much. At that time, she was just breaking up, so I thought, hey, it's finally my time,
As a result, during the period of our ambiguous relationship, she ran back to live with her ex. ”
Lin Feng was happy and said to the screen: "Brothers, what I just said is really a clown."
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Finally It's My Time"
"It's finally time for me to be a clown (laughing and crying)."
"The clown's bag."
Ha ha ha ha.
"He is not only a clown but also a catcher."
"Why did you let me pick up and not you?"
"Because she likes you."
"That's right, don't ask me to take over, just let me take the child's last name!"
Cruel person!
Awesome!
"Hero, please accept my knee."
"The knees are not enough, I just fell to the ground."
"Brother, wake up, this is not called a catcher, this is called a jack, this is the fulcrum that lifts the earth."
ah?
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: "I was very angry at the time, so I deleted her directly. Then in May and June this year,
We connected again on that social platform.
I thought at that time, forget it, I don’t hate you that much anymore,
At that time, I advised her that it would be best for you to separate things as they should be done, and don't do this kind of thing where you have something but nothing.
She kind of listened to me. Anyway, we met several times during the separation. ”
Lin Feng: "Awesome, buddy, the prime minister's belly can support a boat, but your fucking belly can support the prime minister."
Well. . .
Boy: "At that time, the energy subsided and I no longer hated her so much, so I went to look for her again."
Lin Feng: "What do you mean, when the energy is over, I don't hate her so much anymore. After hearing what you said, I really want to put you in the pot. I'll see if it's the oil splashing or you being a bitch."
Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
"I want to put you in the pot" "Let's see if the oil splashes or you are cheap"
On the art of swearing.
"Oil splash, because I'm a bitch."
"Hahahaha, that makes sense." "The dirtier you curse, the healthier your glands will be."
"Since the quality disappeared, I found that life has become much smoother."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Boy: "Because I did do such a thing, there is nothing to say, but what happened later, I was afraid of what happened, his ex came to find her.
The two of them chatted together again.
I told her that this is not okay because her ex is really unreliable. ”
Lin Feng: "No, bro, why are you so nosy? A manure truck passes by your door, do you want to reach out and taste the salt?"
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Every manure truck passing by the door has to taste its saltiness"
"I stood at the door for ten minutes, and guess what, I'm full."
Damn it!
This is a live broadcast room with flavor.
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . .
Lin Feng: "Why are you trying to persuade someone to break up? You have no position, buddy. In the world of love, I am the official spouse, and you are not the third wife. You are just a pure watchdog."
Well. . .
Boy: "To be honest, I have no confidence in her now, no confidence at all."
Lin Feng: "Brother, you really made me laugh. Do you have no confidence in others? You found that you can't lick anymore."
Well. . .
"Brother, stop scolding. Stop scolding."
Lin Feng: "I won't scold you anymore. Can I change it?"
Um. . .
Lin Feng: "It's okay. They won't keep you anyway. At most, you will just lose a big licking dog."
Boy: "Brother, stop scolding me. I'll change it."
It would be nice if it could be changed.
Be obedient,
Don't be a clown anymore.
Go down.
"Thank you, military advisor, and bye."
. . . . .
Barrage.
“Did you see that you spent money to go up there and got scolded, and then you had to say thank you at the end?”
"I was halfway through my fucking pull and suddenly stood up."
"Everyone stand up!"
"Hahaha, you are worthy of being a military advisor."
"But I still like the dessert she made for me, Closed Door (Dog Head)"
"Dude, you better go back to Gotham."
"At least Batman won't scold you."
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room.
Brothers,
When you lick someone mindlessly, do you know what she is thinking?
Probably: "Do you have nothing else to do except chat with me every day?"
"Your topic is really boring and your concern is embarrassing."
"I beg you, please don't send it, okay? I really don't want to reply, and I don't know what to reply to."
"And your Douyin private messages, I open them every day and there are a lot of videos from you and a bunch of emoticons that I think are cute. It's really annoying."
"I am replying to you because I feel sorry for you. I am very busy, okay? I will stay in whatever position I have. Do you understand?"
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Damn it!
It breaks my heart, old man.
"No, she must be testing me."
"It's worth waiting for so many replies from the goddess."
"That's right, if she can reply to me, it means I can continue to post."
"The licking dog has reached the state of enlightenment, you are awesome."
"As long as you don't delete and block me, I will lick my brothers to death."
"No, buddy, you're just putting this aside to boost your performance."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Your imagination is her greatest charm. Wake up, you licking dogs."
(End of chapter)