Chapter 146 Sister, your sword bone is a bit protruding
On the barrage.
"It's okay not to mention the dead"
Ha ha ha ha.
"I asked him why he didn't reply to my message. It turned out that the grass on the grave was too tall and the signal was not good."
"What if I die (laughing and crying)"
"He has been reincarnated."
"I am a 5G network, they are all rocket networks (laughing to death)"
"I've memorized these rules, new character design (smirking)."
“I have to find my next home in five days. Isn’t time tight?”
"If you don't wait a day, you will default to breaking up if you don't contact me in the morning. You have to let go at noon, and sleep with your next one in your arms at night."
"You can move and retract freely, you're awesome, sister."
"Senior, the children of Jianghu are here to report."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . .
Ding~
Newcomers on the mic.
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It was a girl, and her voice sounded a little anxious.
Lin Feng: "What's wrong, sister, has something happened?"
"My phone is almost out of battery now, and I'm locked in the car."
ah?
Lin Feng: "What's going on?"
"Listen to me first. If my time is wasted, I can give you any gift you want me to give you."
Lin Feng: "Don't mention that, let's talk about things first."
"When I was dating my boyfriend for five or six months, he broke up with me and he said that the relationship had faded.
After the breakup, I was a little reluctant to let him go, so I pestered him for a week. ”
Lin Feng: "Why are you so entangled?"
"Waiting in front of the company or downstairs of their house. Then he deliberately avoided me, so I blocked him every day."
Lin Feng: "Sister, you are somewhat mean."
Well. . . .
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On the barrage.
"You are somewhat mean"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Sisters, rushing is not a business, the price is too low."
"It's not a business, but it's comfortable. It'll be comfortable for a while (dog head)."
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"I'm also rushing. Either I'm very loving, or I'm just plain mean (slightly)."
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"Really, I felt normal at first, but when he mentioned breaking up, I fell in love immediately (smile)."
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"Please Douyin provide a one-click kill function, thank you."
No way,
One click to kill.
Goose goose goose goose goose.
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Girl: “On the seventh day after I pestered him, we had a falling out, and I decided not to look for him anymore.
Then within a few days, he changed to a new couple avatar, and it felt like a seamless connection,
I was confused at that time, and I didn’t want to ask him, because if I asked, he might not be telling the truth,
I just thought that if he goes on a date, he must wait until after work,
Even if we don’t see each other on Mondays and Fridays, and we have Saturdays and Sundays off, he always wants to see me, and then I will follow him. ”
Lin Feng: "Sister, I see a big bulge in your chest!"
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Lin Feng: "You have a bulging bone."
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"Big bulging chest" "Bumping bones"
The military advisor drew his sword again.
Hahahahaha.
"No, I understand, you bitch. What do you mean by a big bulge in your chest?"
"Western medicine calls it the xiphoid process, Chinese medicine calls it the shielding bone, and it is commonly known as the heart mirror. Some people have it bulging."
"It seems like I have one too."
"Awesome, another born bitch (dog head)."
"Isn't it the Supreme Bone? (laughing to death)"
"I love to pretend when I'm a bitch, and I'm arrogant even when thunder strikes."
"I will go thousands of miles away in vain, and I will come back in the second update."
"The golden elixir is gone, and the Nascent Soul is returned. (Dog Head)"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . Girl: "I just want to see who this girl is."
Lin Feng: "So what if I saw it?"
"If he was really holding hands with that girl, I might give up."
Lin Feng: "You have broken up, there is no need, sister."
"I just couldn't give it in anyway, so I followed him for a month."
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"Of course, I also have my own job, and I don't follow it every day."
Lin Feng: "Did you see that girl?"
"No, he seemed to know that I was following him, so he avoided it, and then I went directly to find him,
The moment I stood in front of him, he first told me, I know you have been following me, you have violated my privacy, I can call the police. ”
Lin Feng: "Sister, there's nothing wrong with what people say. You're just following me. It's a bit like the sequelae of watching a suspense movie."
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
"I'll put on my little shoes."
"This sister must be possessed."
"What a blind silver."
“It’s really frustrating for the predecessors to plant trees and for the descendants to enjoy the shade.”
"Just find a tree planted by others to ride on."
Damn it!
The pattern opens.
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Girl: "He also said that I was stuck downstairs every day, and his parents knew that it was 100% impossible for us,
Then my attitude has always been very confident and sunny,
I told him that I came to you because I still like you. Even if you reject me once or twice, if you reject me 100 times, if I still like you, I will come for the 102nd time.
But it’s also possible that by the 50th time, I don’t like you anymore and I won’t come. ”
Lin Feng: "Sister, you are not affectionate. You are just stalking me. The other person will not feel moved, but will only suffocate you, making him want to escape and get bored of you even more."
Girl: “But he got back together with me after being pestered by me for a few days.”
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Lin Feng: "Sister, I take back what I just said, you two are a perfect match.
A natural sword body.
A born sword embryo.
When you two are together, it is called the sheath of the divine sword, a perfect combination.
Well. . .
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On the barrage.
Military Advisor: You won’t be moved by stalking.
Girl: But we made up.
Military Advisor: One sword body, one sword embryo, I’m convinced.
Hahahahaha.
"It's okay to have two bastards together (laughing to death)."
"There is still a need for a natural sword fetus."
Loved it.
"No, humans can't satisfy you anymore?"
"Against the heavens."
Ha ha ha ha.
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Lin Feng: "Come on, sister, I'm curious about how you got back together?"
"At that time, I kept following him when I went to look for him. Sometimes he would ride an electric bike and he would follow me when I occupied the lane while driving.
I installed a GPS wireless device for him and attached it to the chassis of his car, hahaha. ”
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"When he found out about this later, he felt that my behavior made him feel terrible and extreme, and he said that we couldn't be together anymore.
But with my persistence, we finally got back together. ”
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On the barrage.
GPS?
Damn it! !
"She's still smiling?"
"The gender is changed, and another insult comes."
"No need to transfer, you can already call the police."
What a shrimp!
"I just went to the toilet and ran out of paper. When I saw this, I suddenly felt that there are no obstacles in life that I can't overcome, and I stopped being paranoid. I stopped wiping and walked out with confidence."
"Brother, you should wipe it off, but it doesn't have to be like this."
Hahahahahaha.
(End of chapter)