Chapter 147: Go back to the second dimension, sister
Lin Feng: "No, sister. Now that you are back together, do you still have any problems?"
Girl: “We are back together, but he said we won’t make it public.”
Lin Feng: "Why?"
"The reason he gave me was that he felt that the two of us had been too tense before, and all our friends knew about it.
If they reconcile again, others will look at them like two idiots, and he said it would be too embarrassing. ”
Lin Feng: "It's not like it, it's already it."
Well. . .
Girl: “I agreed without thinking much at the time, but after we got back together, I felt there was still a gap between us.
Because I found that he and a female colleague next to him had a very ambiguous conversation while we were getting back together.
It feels like it's getting very serious. ”
Lin Feng: "How do you know this?"
"His previous lock screen password was my birthday, but he changed it later, but I was smarter and guessed it right away for him. I often stole his phone in the middle of the night."
Lin Feng twitched his lips: "Sister, stop falling in love and just start a detective business."
. . . .
On the barrage.
Xiao Wan: "Falling in love directly surpasses Sherlock Holmes."
Gouzi: "You think you are a detective, but you are actually a detective."
Outlander: "Full title: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Detective."
Ha ha ha ha.
"While enduring the humiliation and bearing the burden, you solve the case at the same time, right? (laughing to death)"
"Don't worry, I'm in a logical relationship."
"Yes, this is my profession."
Niubi.
Tangtang: “My ex said he slept at home all day, but I found that his Ant Forest had 80 grams of energy and 52 grams of energy, which means he must have gone out.
And I took the bus first and then changed to the subway,
Based on the scope of their business district, he must have gone to Wanda.
And he also has 18 grams of takeaway energy,
But his mother never lets him eat takeout,
It means he didn't spend the night at home.
Why didn't you spend the night at home?
There is someone outside him!
point! ! ”
Damn it!
So scary.
Boy: "I just went out with my buddies to play games overnight. I ordered takeout when I was hungry. I cried to death when I was thought of like this."
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Girl: "I just saw two chat records between him and his colleagues, so I just endured it."
Lin Feng: "What are you putting up with, sister? Are you going to put up with a table of mahjong?"
Well. . .
Girl: "Then one day I couldn't hold it in anymore and I exploded. That night he went home after dinner and at 10:00 in the middle of the night he went to pick up the girl for a walk."
Lin Feng: "How did you know this? Are you following me again?"
"No, I installed a GPS for him later, the kind with a recording function."
Lin Feng: "Real punishment, sister, it's getting more and more severe."
Well. .
. . . .
On the barrage.
"Real Punishment" "The Sentence is Getting More and More"
hehe.
Gouzi: "I have thoughts about service."
Hot movie: "It is impossible to go to jail on such a fateful day."
Stranger: "The new world of death is in front of Hell, and the day is coming."
The river flows: "I'll jail you!"
ah?
You,
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "I knew what I was doing was wrong. I heard the two of them talking very ambiguously, and I just exploded.
I lied to him then,
I said I'll be right behind you.
Do you want me to rush up to three people and say it?
He was scared too. Lin Feng: "Let's talk about the key point, sister." ”
"The point is that he doesn't admit it. He said, then just watch me send her home to prove that we both have nothing,
I said I must have evidence, and I said I would go to your company to ask. Do you dare to let me ask?
He just felt that I had no evidence.
I made an appointment with him the next day and printed out all his chat history before he admitted it. ”
Lin Feng: "Sister, do you have a diary?"
? ? ?
Lin Feng: ""The Diary of a Sick Woman"."
Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
"The Life of a Sick Woman"
"What is this?"
"Yandere literature."
"Script kill!"
“I still remember that DM holding a knife to my neck and yelling at me why you don’t want to be friends with me (horror)”
“My DM used electric batons and hemp ropes to scare us (scared)”
"I'm sorry, I just heard about yandere today. What is it?"
"Yandere: I can make the person I like into a specimen and watch it myself (smile)"
ah?
Ha ha ha ha.
"If you love me in the second dimension, call the police directly in the third dimension."
Anime yandere: Ah, I love you so much.
Reality Yandere: Ah, Uncle Hat, he is perverted.
Hahaha so true.
"Like a yandere is a story, being liked by a yandere is an accident, the person the yandere likes liking you is..."
"Disaster!"
"Case!
No,
"It's still a story, the past of the deceased (dog head)"
"Uncle Hat: This plot is more brain-burning than Conan."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Girl: "He just said that he has no relationship with me anymore, let's get together and break up. I said breaking up is another matter. What I want to solve with you now is,
After you got back together with me, you still engaged in ambiguous affairs,
Should I settle this debt with you or with that girl? Why should I suffer this loss?
Even if I like you, I can't suffer this loss.
Then he asked if this matter could be passed without embarrassment. I said yes, because he said he would not announce us,
I just said that if you make it official and cut off all ambiguities, let this matter be over.
He said to think about it,
Then the next day he said there would be no official announcement, I would expose it if I wanted to.
It ruined my reputation and I accepted it.
Then he printed out a special copy of those chat records, and said that he would send me the WeChat business cards of all the leaders of his company and the friends around us,
I said I wanted to be exposed, and he admitted it. ”
Lin Feng: "Look at the child, sister, why don't we torture someone else, if it doesn't work, you can go back to the second dimension."
Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
"Oh my God, real yanderes are really scary."
"You can just leave the yandere on the piece of paper. In reality, I suggest calling the police."
"I was lucky enough to experience it. I glanced at another girl when I went out, and my shoulder was bleeding when I came home. I didn't come home on time when I went out at night, and I was locked out the next day. Who knows."
"Shit! Are you okay, big brother?"
"I broke up last month and I didn't get any share. Guess what happened?"
"What happened?"
"Do you know how scary it is to have a duplicate key in your home and four or five cameras secretly installed?"
"If you break up with the yandere, she will kill you. If you call the police, the yandere will kill you while Uncle Hat is gone."
ah?
"To tell you the truth, my sister is like this too."
"My sister is going to kill me and leave me at home (crying)"
Damn it!
Is she a biological sister?
"Run quickly, buddy."
(End of chapter)