Chapter 158 My sister’s tea ceremony is very exquisite
Back home,
Lin Feng played a few games with Qiao Jingjing,
Then start recording the emotional experience last night.
It was almost 10 o'clock before Lin Feng boarded the live broadcast room.
[The stream of members from Year V flows into the live broadcast room]
[V-year member Xiaowan enters the live broadcast room]
[V-year member stranger enters the live broadcast room]
【. . . . . 】
Five minutes into the broadcast, the number of people exceeded 8,000.
Lin Feng said in a deep voice:
"It's raining in the city you live in,
I really want to ask you if you brought an umbrella,
But I held back!
Because I'm afraid you'll say you didn't bring it, and there's nothing I can do,
Just like I love you,
But I can’t give you the companionship you want. ”
"It is now 21:47 in the evening. Welcome everyone to the live broadcast room. I am your love counselor."
"For those who are not paying attention, please pay attention. The online guests will light up the sign and line up to get on the bus."
"Now if you have anything you want to ask the military advisor, please post it directly on the public screen."
. . . .
"@军师, I like a boy. He works in KTV and is very troubled every day."
Lin Feng: "You deserve it."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "If we don't talk to you within the system, if you are working seriously, if you are a white-collar worker, we won't talk to you if you are working normally, and if you are doing business, we will just talk to people who work in KTV. You are not just a bike-sharing enthusiast." ”
Well. . .
Ha ha ha ha.
"Bicycle Sharing Enthusiasts"
"The military advisor is simply my Internet replacement."
"Swearing without using dirty words."
"Every word hurts my heart."
Niubi
. . . .
"@军师, my boyfriend and I are colleagues. Whenever we quarrel, he isolates me in the office. I originally wanted to break up, but when he took me home to meet his parents two days ago, I hesitated."
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Lin Feng: "Bringing you home is not bringing you to meet his parents. He is announcing to you that if you disobey in the future, he will isolate you with his parents."
Well. . .
"Take your parents with you to isolate you"
Damn it!
What kind of outrageous thinking is this! !
Package isolated.
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
"@军师, the child has a fever. Why bother? My husband said that he was disturbed by disturbing his sleep, so he called the child a burden and a hindrance."
Lin Feng: "Your man is Chentangguan Li Jing!"
Well. . .
"Who knows how funny Chentangguan Li Jing is (laughing to death)"
"What the hell is this (doubt)"
"Li Jing is Nezha's father. Doesn't his father want to punish Nezha?"
"Sanctions, hahahahaha! I didn't laugh at the military advisor's joke, but you made me laugh."
"There is nothing wrong with me punishing my son."
"Trivia: Nezha weighs one hundred pounds, ninety-nine pounds of bone, and one pound of lotus root starch."
"Why?"
"Playing with mobile phones."
ah?
"Haha, because his master used lotus flowers to resurrect him, and his body is made of lotus roots."
"It turns out to be a crispy lotus root."
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Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
After having fun with the brothers for a while, the number of people in the room exceeded 10,000.
Lin Feng directly started the one-on-one session with Mai.
Ding~
The first online guest appears tonight.
"Hello, Brother Military Advisor."
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, have you encountered any emotional problems?"
"Brother Military Advisor, I broke up with my boyfriend. He is not answering the phone or replying to my messages."
Lin Feng: "So he was the one who initiated the breakup, right?"
"No, I mentioned it!"
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Lin Feng looked up at the screen, smiled and said, "Come on, let's talk." "It was my birthday. He gave me a Lego, and I said I didn't like it. Can you give me another gift instead?" Me?
Because my ex and I had a lot of Lego in our house at the time, so after we broke up, I didn’t like Lego very much.
But I couldn't tell him this reason, and he felt very unhappy.
Then the next day I went shopping with him, and I was picking out a birthday gift for myself,
Because I am choosing perfume,
He said let me buy you a perfume.
I said no.
He said it didn't matter and finally bought me a bottle of perfume.
I felt at that time that I might have done something wrong yesterday, but he was so tolerant of me,
I just want to hug him,
But he just wouldn't let me hold him.
He didn't say more than ten words to me that day.
I was also a little emotional, so I asked him how much that perfume cost. How about I transfer the money to you? I felt like you didn’t really want to buy me that thing, so he said no.
After I got home, I broke up with him.
He didn’t say anything, he just said he would send me the perfume back,
Because I left the perfume at his house,
He said that I couldn’t buy it for you, so I had to ask for a flash delivery.
I said if you really want to send it, then you can send it yourself,
He didn't say anything at the time, but later he still asked for help,
Then we broke up. ”
Lin Feng sat on the chair and yawned lazily,
He raised his head and glanced at the screen: "Are you done?"
"Yeah!"
Lin Feng: "Sister, have you ever drank West Lake Longjing?"
"No!"
The girl shook her head in confusion.
Lin Feng grinned and said: "Sorry, I forgot, you are Biluochun."
Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
"Biluochun"
Ha ha ha ha.
Xiao Wan: "My sister is very good at tea ceremony. Please teach me how to do it."
Yaoyao: "What kind of watch does my sister wear? Patek Philippe, what a great watch!"
Gouzi: "How can there be any green tea? This is a good sister who loves her brother."
pretty.
Stranger: "I will drink this cup of strong tea first as a token of respect."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "If your ex-boyfriend bought you Lego, what does it have to do with your current boyfriend?
I’m giving you a birthday present, but you’re still not happy.
What's going on?
Only your ex-boyfriend can buy Lego for you, right?
After breaking up, people can still think of sending perfume to you,
You are no longer able to do it, so you have to send it to me personally.
Why?
Is he your servant?
Have I signed a contract with you?
Or do you call me brother because of your beautiful voice and sweet voice?
Aren’t you a pure green tea girl? ”
Well. . .
Girl: "Actually, I just want to see him again."
Lin Feng: "Shouldn't you be the one who wants to see him? You don't have his home address?
If you say you want to break up, then break up. If you say you want others to come to you, they will have to come to you?
What do you think of this person?
Spare tire or licking dog? !
Have you ever respected him? ”
Girl: “But I sent him a message and he didn’t reply.”
Lin Feng smiled: "If he doesn't reply to you, if you place an order with Gaode, do you think the driver will reply to you?
Do you think the driver will take your order?
No sincerity at all,
Why do you want to get back together?
You are trying to harm people again. ”
Girl: "The military advisor is right, this matter is mine..."
Lin Feng; "Hey, hey, pay attention to your tone, your tone, don't act coquettishly like me, I'm not your boyfriend, don't force me to do it, it will hurt if I hit someone."
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Girls: Brother Brother
Military Advisor: You tea me, I beat you
Hahahahaha.
"Well done!"
"The military advisor is so handsome, I like him so much."
"This tone, this tone, I love it."
"Green tea is very exciting."
"It feels so fucking good, I feel so good to hear it."
(End of chapter)