Chapter 159 Seven-Star Ladybug
Girl: "Actually, I'm quite reluctant to let go."
Lin Feng smiled: "If you really want to let go, you would have looked for him a long time ago. Do you have time to look for me but not him?"
"Then do you think I want to go to his house?"
Lin Feng: "Do I think it's useful? Will you listen?"
"I will listen to you."
Lin Feng: "Then listen carefully. Don't go looking for me. Don't harm others again."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "If you really want to get back together, you must first know where you went wrong."
Girl: "I know, I shouldn't be like this when others give gifts. It's really my fault."
Lin Feng smiled and shook his head: "That's why I said there is no need for you to get back together, because you still don't know where you went wrong,
Feel your conscience and answer me, is it really because of that piece of Lego that you are angry and angry?
No sister,
The fundamental reason is that you haven't forgotten your ex-boyfriend at all.
If you really forgot about your ex-boyfriend, what if he gave you Lego?
You even had dinner with your ex, so you and your current girlfriend can’t have dinner together?
You were intimate with your ex, but you can’t be intimate with your current one?
Isn’t this pure nonsense?
Just admit it, he is just a comfort product for the hurt in your last relationship.
You don't like him that much at all.
One day a new person appears, someone who is attractive to you, or your ex-boyfriend wants to get back together, you will still dump him without hesitation.
So, sister, if you really think this guy is a nice guy and has taken good care of you in our previous interactions, then just let him go.
And since they don't answer your calls now, it means they have given up.
Stop teasing an honest man.
How are you, sister? ”
The girl was silent.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
I lost it!
“How can one Lego see so many things?”
"I'm still on the first level, and the military advisor is already in the atmosphere."
"I said the military advisor was a bit angry today."
"Who is a good person who has already celebrated his birthday and takes his boyfriend to the mall the next day, pretending to be picking out birthday gifts for himself."
Damn it!
"This girl not only makes tea, but also fishes!"
"So she didn't realize that she was wrong, she realized that she was going to die (laughing and crying)."
"Summary: The ATM machine who was very kind to me ran away on his own."
Hahahaha image.
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In the end, the girl left in despair.
Lin Feng hung up the wheat,
Said to the live broadcast room:
I think the greatest kindness is in falling in love,
Just don't bully honest people.
No matter how much fun you have, if you find a person who has a simple mind and is inexperienced in the world,
If you don't like him, just refuse him.
Don't choose to lie to him,
Whether it's money or feelings.
If you do,
You are not kind. You are definitely not a good person. There is no need to explain this.
If you don't know yourself yet, come to me to get even wheat.
I must curse people.
Okay,
Next.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Still a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, my husband PC has been caught by me 45,678 times."
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard,
Write four words quickly.
"Seven-starred ladybug!"
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Seven-Star Ladybug"
"Family members, can anyone do some popular science?"
“Go (Gotou) seven days a week”
"Where to go?"
"Guess!"
"It can also be a game (grin)" "Brother, please elaborate."
"The distinguished guest lies flat on a stool and puts seven melon seeds on his scrotum. Someone is blindfolded and looking for them with his mouth. If he doesn't find them all, he drinks them. If he finds them, you drink them."
"Why put melon seeds on shit (question)."
“Full marks for understanding.”
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "Because he always gets caught by me, I said, why don't you take me there? After I see it with my own eyes, I won't catch you anymore."
? ? ?
Damn it!
Big sister, are you speaking Chinese?
Girl: "He said OK, and he actually took me to see her. I found a woman over there, and then the two of them were there. I really saw her."
? ? ?
Girl: "Military advisor, can you help me analyze whether he loves me or not?"
Are you still analyzing your chicken feathers? ! !
Lin Feng angrily knocked on the small blackboard: "This is no longer a seven-star ladybug, but a fucking nine-star ladybug, and the stuff on the poop is not melon seeds, but dragon fruit seeds.
Do you understand, big girl?
He is not looking for melon seeds in the shit, he is licking the shit! ”
Well. . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
"Let me take a look at the three aspects."
"The men are racing and the women are watching."
"Sure enough, married women are very tolerant."
It’s so outrageous.
"Nine-star ladybug tells you: you are playing too low-level."
"High mountains and flowing water, crossing the line of fire, boiling birds?"
"Seven in and seven out, the pony crosses the river?"
Damn it,
They are all ruthless people.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, I don't want to analyze Ladybug now, I just want to analyze you. Can you tell me how this idea came about?"
Girl: "I slowly accepted it."
Lin Feng: "So you think that as long as the other party doesn't lie to you, you can accept anything?"
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Are you right?"
Lin Feng slammed the table angrily: "You are so fucking mentally ill. Come on, let me ask you something even more explosive. Have you joined in?"
"I didn't, I was watching from the side."
Lin Feng: "Does it look good?"
"It doesn't look good."
Lin Feng rolled his eyes: "Are you really fucking answering me? It's useless, big girl, you're useless."
Well. .
Girl: “But my husband really keeps saying that he loves me very much, and he gives me everything from his salary.”
Lin Feng smiled: "What kind of love is there for a man who can't control his lower body? What kind of love is there for a man who can't control his desires?"
The girl was silent for a while and said: "So what is love?"
Lin Feng: "Love is 1 to 1, it is choosing a person and growing old together with that person,
When we lose the novelty and passion, I will still spend a lifetime with you hand in hand.
It’s about supporting each other and facing the pain and suffering that this world brings together.
It’s responsibility,
It's loyalty,
It’s 1V1! !
Girl: "So he doesn't love me, right? But he said he wouldn't divorce me."
Lin Feng: "If you ask me this question again, I think it's funny. The reason why he doesn't divorce you is because he knows that no one but you can tolerate him without a bottom line.
And what he needs is not you at all,
What he needs is a wife.
When you marry the other person, you have just completed his life mission.
To him, you are just a tool.
Who the hell would like a tool who has no thoughts of his own? ! ”
Well. .
Girl: "One last question, what does my husband think?"
Depend on!
Did I just talk in vain?
Lin Feng: "Get out of here, I'm going to call the police."
(End of chapter)