Chapter 176 The only one who can defeat Huang Mao is another Huang Mao
On the barrage.
"He is not yellow hair" "He is just yellow hair"
"I'm going to choke you!"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Then the question is, how to correctly distinguish between yellow hair and hairy yellow (sunglasses)."
"The one who can blow up the street is called Huangmao, and the one who can read is called Maohuang (dog head)."
Insightful
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Boy: "I originally lay flat, but I discovered this problem. I felt like I couldn't lie flat anymore, and I couldn't let go. After all, she was not an adult yet, and there were two younger sisters above her. I was afraid that she would affect the younger sisters above her. ”
Lin Feng: "So, buddy, as I said before, check it out first. If he is a yellow man in society, you should warn him,
If there is an overly intimate relationship, we will call the police directly.
Because your sister is a minor,
If this really happens, he will bear actual responsibility.
If it's between classmates, then we should be a little more conservative. It's understandable given the age when love begins.
Let us just warn you,
Just stick to the bottom line. ”
Boy: "Okay military advisor, I understand."
Lin Feng: "Then I'll kick you out, buddy."
"Wait a moment, military advisor, actually I want to ask a question of my own."
Lin Feng: "What's wrong with you?"
"I am 27 this year. I worked as a caterer in Kyoto a few years ago. I returned to my hometown this year and am lying flat. I would like to ask the military advisor if he has any suggestions?"
Lin Feng: "Okay, buddy, I've been to Kyoto, so you are quite knowledgeable among Huangmao, because Huangmao rarely goes north."
"In the past few years, I was doing things online and lost 200,000. Then I asked my brother to borrow money, so I went to Kyoto,
Because the salary is higher there
Then I paid off the debt for two years. Now that the debt is paid off, I can sleep peacefully. ”
Lin Feng: "We can't lie down, brother, I personally think you are already a person who has gone north,
And it can pay off 200,000 yuan in two years,
Your knowledge and ability,
Which yellow hair can do that?
It's not that I praise you, buddy.
Because in reality, many yellow men enter the factory at a young age, work for two years, and then go back to get married.
They have no knowledge,
You are different, you have seen the big world, you have experience, you can do better, you have to work hard, brother. ”
Boy: "I just have no idea about getting married now because I told you about it a few years ago."
Lin Feng smiled.
"Brother, don't brag about it. You said this thing, which yellow hair has never been let down?
Come on, man.
You have to remember,
You are a knowledgeable yellow hair,
You are the dragon and the phoenix among the people with yellow hair,
Believe me, buddy,
You are different from other yellow hairs,
You are a golden retriever. ”
Well. .
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On the barrage.
"You are different from other yellow furs" "You are a golden retriever"
"The dragon and the phoenix among people with yellow hair = golden hair."
Hahaha.
"It's really quite good. This is Huang Mao (dog head) who has earned more than 200,000 yuan."
"My younger brother went to college and is a military advisor: an educated Huang Mao."
"My elder brother went north to work. Military advisor: Huang Mao with experience."
"One mouthful of yellow hair (laughing to death)."
"The military advisor is still obsessed with Huang Mao!"
Ha ha ha ha.
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Boy: "Because after I cleared my account, I didn't spend much money outside in the past two years. After I cleared my account, I went back to my hometown and found a job worth 5,000 yuan. I felt quite comfortable after lying down."
Lin Feng: "Brother, it's not like you don't have a job. You said you're in your hometown and you earn five thousand yuan a month, which is great."
Boy: "Yeah, I'm right here in the cafeteria. I have two days off a week, and I also have social security and provident funds. It's pretty good."
Lin Feng: "It's very good, but let me tell you, buddy, Huang Mao's destiny is love after all, it is not a career, do you understand?
You said that you are 27 years old, with a normal income of 5,000 yuan a month, and the rest is to meet love.
You can't just lie at home,
You have to go and see if there are single girls around you who need your attention, right? We are going to fall in love. ”
Boy: "But I don't have any savings now, because I used to pay a lot of debt, but now I have no savings, and I need to take care of my family."
Lin Feng: "It's okay, buddy, it's good to make a little money. It might be a big deal to leave this matter to others, but we are yellow haired."
Boy: "I'm not a military advisor, I..."
Lin Feng: "Brother, stop talking, you have already started to deviate from the zodiac."
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Lin Feng: "Do you still remember the moral principles of Huang Mao's Taoism? How many rich people in Huang Mao's relationship are there?
You tell me buddy,
How many dollars can Huang Mao take out in total?
Then don’t you also need love?
Right?
I will love you even to the death,
Love to death,
Making love while doing it,
Right?
As Huang Mao, don’t you understand this?
How many rich people are there in Huangmao?
Huang Mao doesn’t even have money, okay?
But I can call out my little girl with just a phone call. This is Huangmao’s morality, buddy. ”
Well. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"The Morality of Huang Mao", "Love Even to Death", "Love to Death", "Love While Doing It"
Damn it!
Made me laugh so hard.
Hahaha.
"There is nothing wrong with what the military advisor said. Huang Mao couldn't find five dollars in his pocket, but he could call four or five girls with one phone call (laughing to death)."
"The phone bill is all paid by the girl (dog head)."
"It's so classic hahaha."
"Really, when I was a spiritual girl, I would recharge others with Q coins (grin)."
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"The key is that some spirited girls are really beautiful, which is the most irritating."
"Is it possible that those who are not beautiful cannot be energetic."
"Not beautiful, no spirit (dog head) allowed."
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "Brother, you have been away from Huang Mao's Tao for too long, and your Taoist heart is confused."
Well. .
Lin Feng: "What savings do you need for a relationship? You can earn 5,000 a month, but you can spend 3,500 on a girl. To be honest, which girl wouldn't be moved?
Huang Mao relied on this trick to gain love, buddy. ”
Boy: "I mean, I was yellow when I was in school, but I am not yellow now. I am still quite serious now."
Lin Feng: "So I said, you have been separated from this morality for too long, and you have to return to your original intention.
If you are yellow for one day, you will be yellow for the rest of your life.
Dude,
You must never forget your original intention. ”
Well. .
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, you have been away from Huang Mao's morality for too long, let me help you review it,
As a yellow hair,
First of all, let’s not have so much mental burden.
You said I earn 5,000 yuan a month,
Although not much,
But my brother is willing to spend 3,500 for you and 4,000 for you,
It can also impress my sister.
In Huangmao's world, there aren't that many substances.
It's just a flick of the yellow hair and a good temperament.
Brother, remember,
In this world,
It's definitely not Ferrari who can beat Huang Mao.
It can only be another yellow hair. ”
Well. .
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On the barrage.
"It's definitely not Ferrari that can beat Huang Mao" "It's another Huang Mao"
Summary: Huang Mao is unbeatable.
Oh my god.
The two military advisors, Lian Mai, are crazy.
"Treat yellow with yellow, the correct solution (sunglasses)."
"I used to yearn for yellow hair, but I was suppressed by the head teacher."
"Is the head teacher also a yellow-haired person?"
Ha ha ha ha.
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The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room:
"Brothers,
Is that what it means?
In Huangmao's world, your salary of 5,000 yuan already makes you stand out from the rest.
Other Huang Mao also received salary advances in the factory,
I’m still asking for leave,
You might get 3,000 yuan a month, and if you spend 1,000 yuan on your sister, you still have a sister.
Some brothers may not understand.
How can someone with three thousand to five thousand find his sister?
I have more than 10,000 and am still single.
Brother.
This yellow hair is different from ordinary people.
Because Huang Mao's belonging is not career, Huang Mao's ultimate ideal is love.
If a yellow hair has no love,
He will wither,
His yellow fur will turn black.
Why is this guy in pain?
It was because he deviated from Huang Mao's morality and began to think about the lifestyle of ordinary people.
Isn't this nonsense?
A yellow hair,
If there is no love,
Remember, brothers.
His hair will turn black quickly,
Quickly shortens.
But if there is the nourishment of love, it can continue to grow yellow. ”
(End of chapter)