Chapter 177 The military advisor was full of tears back then, but now he can kill every step of the way
On the barrage.
"If a yellow hair loses love" "The hair will quickly turn black"
"Really, after dyeing my hair yellow, I don't want to listen to people with black hair talking to me. I am no longer on the same level as a person."
"Man, if you eat more Alpine lollipops, you won't feel so inferior (sunglasses)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"During the year when I was young, I thought true love was invincible."
"The reality is that without the 12,000 yuan as a get-off gift, I wouldn't even be able to eat at your table (smile)."
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Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Am I right, brothers?
5,000 yuan is really not low among Huangmao.
I saw someone asking why Huang Mao rarely goes north?
Come,
Let me educate you brothers.
The first one is distance,
The distance is too far.
Yellow hair is most common in the south, especially Guangdong and Guangxi.
So there are very few people going north.
The second one is because of the weather.
It's too cold in the north.
Brothers all know,
Huang Mao is very thin and does not bear the cold.
It gets really cold in the north and can freeze people to death.
You are in the south, and Huang Mao wears a singlet and jeans in winter,
When it’s too cold,
Rub your hands together
Stomp your feet,
Isn't it cold anymore?
But you are really not in the north.
If you are going to work and you say that you cannot rent a good house, if there is no heating bill, it will really freeze you to death.
And it’s not realistic for you to wear a down jacket.
Did you see any yellow guy at the school gate dressed like a big fat pig?
Huang Mao wants to save face.
That’s why I say that yellow hair rarely goes north. This is due to the living environment.
She's too thin and doesn't have much fat, so she won't be able to bear the cold, right?
So there are more yellow hairs in the south. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Yellow Hair is Too Thin" and "Don't Bear the Cold"
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm so happy.
"But to be honest, Huang Mao seems to have the same body shape across the country, and they are all very thin."
"How can I join them? I just want to lose 20 pounds for no other reason."
"I also want to join the group for two months and quit the group after losing 10 pounds."
"I've been hungry for nine meals in three days. Why do you think I'm so thin?"
"Yes, I am just hungry. As soon as I have money, I use it to play online games, billiards, and other entertainment in the skating rink, but it has nothing to do with food."
"Three people came to my store and ordered a bowl of snail noodles. They used the wifi all afternoon and gave me a charger before leaving (annoyed)."
"It's the same thing. At my sister's barbecue restaurant, six people ate for 65 yuan. A bunch of people collected change from Alipay and WeChat, but they still couldn't get it together."
"That's not a good idea. I'm afraid I'm hungry and can't help but invite them."
"It suits me, I pick it up. When I think of inviting so many people, I don't feel hungry instantly."
The weight loss was successful all of a sudden.
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Lin Feng: "I saw someone on the barrage saying whether the military advisor was hurt by Huang Mao?"
There are all brothers in the room.
There’s nothing to be embarrassed to say.
Indeed,
The military advisor was intercepted by Huang Mao.
Where is my girlfriend?
The same girl who was one year above me.
But Huang Mao didn’t beat up my buddy.
I need to clarify this for others.
After all, ours is also a key high school. The school spirit is very strict and no one dares to dye their hair yellow.
When I was young,
There are always times when you are desperate and desperate.
Brothers all know,
High school is the time when boys grow most vigorously.
I get up half an hour early every fucking day and ride half an hour in the opposite direction to school so I can buy the rice balls she likes to eat.
Because she doesn't like to eat pickled vegetables, she likes to eat prunes.
As for the rice ball made with pickled vegetables, it can only be found in a relatively far place,
So I have to get up half an hour early every day to buy it,
You know,
In high school, you can sleep for an extra half hour, which is a luxury.
I didn't care at that time, because I was so nervous. I buy it for her every day.
Although I am very tired when I go to school every day.
But love.
I am young,
I pay.
Self-impressed.
I also feel that I am awesome.
result.
I talked for two years without even touching her, and she turned around and started dating the guy at the school gate.
Later I reflected,
Why haven’t I even touched my hand in two years?
Because of licking dogs.
Because I think people have a halo,
White moonlight.
It’s a feeling that cannot be tarnished.
I get up half an hour early every day to bring her breakfast. Sometimes she eats half of it and throws it away.
I didn’t value my food at all.
How much was my living expenses at that time?
I didn’t feel bad at the time either.
Just licking the dog.
Then the guy who repairs motorcycles at the school gate, Huang Mao, earns 600 yuan a month,
Damn it!
I've been getting along with someone for a week,
Damn it,
I'm really convinced,
Huang Mao also scolded her, beat her, and refused to give her money.
Later, when something happened to her, she didn't dare to tell her family.
She borrowed money for a while and no one lent her money,
She came to me and asked me to borrow it.
She said she wanted 3,000 yuan***.
It was not a small amount at that time,
I even lied to my dad about buying study materials.
At that time, what kind of learning materials did you tell me to cost 3,000 yuan?
But my dad is an honest man, and I am usually very well-behaved, and he is very supportive of my studies.
Just didn’t ask anything,
He took out a small broken bag from the cabinet.
I took out a wad of money from my bag,
It’s all my dad’s hard-earned money from digging coal in mines.
1, 2, 3. .
Counted 30 and gave them to me.
I took 3,000 yuan and ran to give it to her.
Originally this matter was over.
Later she told me that ** was still 500 short.
My fucking brain is so hot,
Then I went to piece together some things with my classmates and borrowed another 500.
Brothers,
I must have done my best to be kind and righteous.
Two months later passed.
I asked her when she would pay me back.
As soon as I urged her,
She has a stomachache,
She just said it was uncomfortable here and uncomfortable there.
You also know that if you are a licking dog and a girl says she has a stomachache and feels uncomfortable, will you still ask her for money?
You certainly won't.
Then I'll let you sit down for a moment, don't worry.
Let’s talk about the money later.
Later, this matter was postponed until graduation,
She said she would give it to me after the college entrance examination,
As a result, the person who passed the college entrance examination disappeared.
Later I heard that she ran away with Huang Mao before even finishing the college entrance examination.
What's even more ridiculous is that the 3,500 she borrowed from me was used to buy will-o'-the-wisps for Huang Mao.
Damn me. . .
never mind.
Not to mention.
Anyway, I don’t quite remember her name or her appearance now,
The only thing I remember now is that she owed me 3,500 yuan and hasn't paid it back. ”
After Lin Feng finished speaking,
The barrage laughed like crazy.
Xiaowan: "Who would have thought that the military advisor is still in love (laughing and crying)."
Gouzi: "It turns out that the military advisor is also a licker (haha)."
Stranger: "I said, why does this kid scold the dog licker the hardest every time? It turns out that he has feelings in his heart."
Hahaha.
Brother Long: “I licked until I had nothing, and I lost 3,500 yuan (laughed).”
Little cake: "The highest level of dog licking is to buy will-o'-the-wisps (sunglasses) for your girlfriend's boyfriend."
July: "As a tengu, if a girl says she feels uncomfortable in her stomach, would you still ask her for money? You definitely wouldn't hahahaha."
(End of chapter)