Chapter 187 Do you want to laugh the whole village to death
Live broadcast starts.
[The stream of members from Year V flows into the live broadcast room]
[V-year member Xiaowan enters the live broadcast room]
[V-year member stranger enters the live broadcast room]
【. . . . . 】
Within 5 minutes of broadcasting, the number of viewers exceeded 10,000.
Lin Feng said in a deep voice:
"So what is love?
I often think about this question.
When I was 16 years old, I felt that love was a QQ connection, a couple’s space, and something that was set up to care about.
When I was 18 years old, I felt that love was the same aspiration, and the avatar of a couple looking forward to a bright future together.
When I was 22 years old, I felt that love does not expect anything in return. Two people can be very happy even if they are crowded into a small rental house. Love can sustain all the hard days.
When I was 25 years old, I still had expectations for love, and I felt that I had to travel thousands of miles just to meet once.
It’s the courage to do something even though I know it’s impossible, and my determination to fight against my family for you.
At 28 years old, I seem to no longer be able to distinguish what love is.
It seems that love can be performed,
Falling in love cannot overcome all difficulties, and sincerity is not a sure-fire skill.
At 30 years old, maybe love has its own destiny, let everything take its course and follow your conscience.
It seems that love is not that important in life anymore.
And you?
At your age, what do you think love is? ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
I lost it!
"What happened to the military advisor?"
"Are you going to be so playful right from the beginning?"
"I'm here first. I'm still single at the age of 28. I believe in love, but I don't dare to touch it anymore. I have a house but no car!"
"I'm 30 years old, standing at the intersection. It's dark when I look back, and it's white when I go forward."
"I am only 21, and I know that falling in love cannot overcome all the difficulties. A round trip ticket for a long-distance relationship costs more than 600, and staying in a hotel for several days in a row costs hundreds or even more than 1,000. How difficult is it? Of course it is difficult. It only becomes easier when you have money, but Everyone knows how hard it is to make money.”
"I am 33 years old and have nothing. I no longer understand what love is."
"I still believe in love at the age of 35, but I just like to watch other people talk."
"Today turns out to be my 31st birthday, but I only remember it 10086 times! I suddenly feel homesick and don't want to wander outside! Is it normal for a man to want to cry?"
"Happy Birthday (Flowers)"
"Happy birthday (cake)."
"Happy birthday (wishes)."
"..."
. . . . .
Lin Feng glanced at Yu Huanshui, who was sitting not far away.
The latter holds the mobile phone tightly with both hands,
He lowered his head and shed tears.
Lin Feng:
"It's 20:35 in the evening. Welcome everyone to the live broadcast room. I am your love counselor."
"If you are not paying attention, please pay attention. The online guests will light up the sign and everyone will line up to get on the bus."
Now start the first connection of the day.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, the girl I'm chasing now feels that the order of love is not right."
Lin Feng: "We say that a normal sequence of love is mutual affection, high-frequency chatting and ambiguous, and then meeting and intimate behavior."
Boy: "I'm stuck in ambiguity now."
Lin Feng: "Tell me about it."
Boy: "If we go out to play, we will book a room. She booked a double bed room."
? ?
Lin Feng: "Brother, you've come this far, and you're still asking me?"
"No, it was me who made the decision on the first night. I didn't ask her. Then she said I didn't respect her. She even took a pillow and put it in the middle to draw the 38th line."
The 38th parallel?
Lin Feng smiled: "No problem, buddy, this is also called enhancing the ambiguous atmosphere."
Boy: "It's not ambiguous enough."
Lin Feng: "We're all lying on the same fucking bed. Isn't this ambiguous enough?"
Boy: "Isn't there a sofa in the hotel? I slept on the sofa, so I didn't stay in the same bed with him." Lin Feng; "You went to sleep on the sofa?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng laughed angrily.
He knocked on the small blackboard and said,
Come on buddy,
Look here.
"You chose between being worse than a beast and worse than a beast!"
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Man: Look, I’m still pregnant, so I’m a good man.
Military Advisor: You are worse than a fucking beast.
Ha ha ha ha.
"Then I have to mention the fact that I said the dormitory was closed and I should live outside. My boyfriend shouted downstairs in the dormitory for 5 minutes and begged the dormitory aunt to send me back to the dormitory."
"Hahaha, your boyfriend is really cool."
"Give him a chance and he'll be useless."
“The dormitory aunt can’t stand it anymore.”
Ha ha ha ha.
"Let's just say, is it possible that your boyfriend is in a hurry to book a night in an Internet cafe?"
Damn it!
The truth is out!
. . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, you don't really think you are a gentleman, do you? Let me tell you, if you continue like this, girls will doubt your charm."
Boy: "Really?"
Lin Feng: "What do you think?"
"Anyway, on the second night, I said that since you think I don't respect you, then you can book it, and then she still booked a double bed room."
Lin Feng slapped the table: "What did I just say? You have to seize the opportunity given to you, brother, tell me, did something happen that night?"
"No."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Are you sleeping on the sofa again?"
"No, I was drunk with my friends that night and didn't go back to the hotel."
Sleeping on the sofa on the first day,
The next day I was drunk outside and did not return to the hotel.
"Brother, you are really not a beast, you are a fucking saint."
Well. .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Sage"
Ha ha ha ha.
"It's better now, the girl has completely doubted her own charm."
"More than just doubting it, just shut yourself away."
"I feel ashamed of myself (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"This is not a hint, it's just 'hurry up and tease me' written all over my face (lol)"
The hope of the whole village: "I suddenly remembered that back then, it was also a big bed room, and I wore a full set of long-sleeved and long-pants pajamas. She asked me why you wear so many clothes when sleeping? I said I always wear this when sleeping. What's the problem? In the middle of the night, she wanted to sleep with me in her arms, and I said she was cold, so let’s sleep back to back. I thought sleeping back to back was so ambiguous at the time, but now that I think about it, I was really smart (embarrassing).”
"Sure enough, you are the hope of the whole village."
"Do you want to laugh the whole village to death?"
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, I've given you enough ambiguous signals. You may be missing a confession."
"Is it a confession?"
Lin Feng: "You are so stupid. The rooms are open and the sofa is sleeping. If you don't confess your love at this time, when will you confess your love?"
"But there was an episode in the middle. Did I hold hands after I bought her something? I asked her, I said if I held hands, we were together, but she said no."
Damn it!
Lin Feng: "I'm asking you to confess, but I'm not asking you to ask someone. Besides, she said holding hands doesn't count, so why don't you let me hold her hand?
At this time, I tell you, you have to take advantage of the victory and pursue it. Ask her when will we be together?
Kiss?
Then I'll come. ”
Well. . .
(End of chapter)