Chapter 188 A child cannot be taught
Lin Feng: "If you're not a buddy, do you still need me to teach you about kissing?"
Boy: “But I just don’t feel like that.”
Lin Feng was furious: "How long has it not come yet, buddy? The girls have already released enough ambiguous signals,
On the first night, the girl said you didn't respect her, and I can understand why you said you slept on the sofa.
The girl also booked a double bed room for the second night,
That means the girl was just being reserved at first.
So you must have the courage to take the initiative. ”
Boy: "But I have concerns."
Lin Feng: "You have such worries. Do you think the other party doesn't like you?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Master, listen carefully, the military advisor only teaches once. It's not nine o'clock now. You got off the mic and sent a message to the girl,
Just tell her, I can't sleep, I miss you very much, do you want to go out for a late-night snack, I will pick you up now.
The military advisor has already tasted the rice in your mouth,
If you can’t even eat this,
You deserve to be single for the rest of your life. ”
After saying that, Lin Feng kicked the boy down.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Gouzi: "This boy is so anxious for the military advisor. A child cannot be taught (laughing to death)."
Brother Long: "One point for the loser group."
"Girl: Next one, this stupid one may not work."
Hahaha.
Stranger: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Even military advisers talk about saints."
"I thought of a certain brother who sent a girl downstairs. He actually wanted to go home to the girl and said, "Why don't you go upstairs and have a sip of tea? He waved his hand so late that he couldn't harm your reputation. That's good." . A few years later, he wanted to slap himself when he thought about it. A group of us laughed at him every time: "Go sit down."
"Go up and sit, hahaha."
"What a reincarnation of Buddha."
"Girl: I had a terrible fever, and he asked me what was wrong (grin)."
"Burn it up (dog head)"
"38 degrees 6 (sunglasses)"
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room:
"Brothers,
Do you feel like this guy is as conservative as someone from the Qing Dynasty?
Don’t laugh, everyone,
In fact,
There are quite a few such boys in life.
Including many brothers in our room,
Don't look at the keyboard snapping,
In life, there may be many people who are relatively introverted and honest. They feel that they cannot find a girlfriend, or even feel that they cannot fall in love.
In this case,
Many people may say that honest people are stupid and lack interest.
But the military advisor is telling you today.
This is all fart.
In modern society, honest people and introverts seem to have become derogatory terms.
But the reality is definitely not like this.
I tell you,
In terms of love, honesty and introversion are not only not disadvantages, but are often advantages.
Some brothers may not agree.
You may ask why many honest people in real life still can’t find girlfriends?
The answer is simple.
That's because you won't take advantage.
So what exactly is this advantage?
Just four words: be measured.
In psychology, there is something called the Hedgehog Law.
It emphasizes that there should be a psychological distance between people,
To put it simply, it means being sensible, knowing what is appropriate, and having a sense of boundaries.
Like a hedgehog.
Because hedgehogs are animals that stick together to keep warm in the winter, but they have thorns on their bodies, so they can't get too close, otherwise they will hurt each other.
As for introverted boys, they are born to keep a distance, and they naturally know how to pay attention to the details to detect the feelings of the opposite sex.
Take the matter of confession as an example. An introverted boy will never confess his love to a girl just a few days after meeting him.
They may find it inappropriate to do so.
So when they meet a girl they like, they usually stay silent or laugh at themselves,
Hey, let’s forget it, actually this is pretty good.
After this mentality lasts for a long time, girls will gradually lose their novelty towards you and eventually leave you.
But most introverted boys don’t actually realize that you have actually gained the girl’s trust before the girl leaves you,
Because you have never crossed the line, you have created a very comfortable social distance when you were unconscious,
This kind of distance is a state that girls like very much,
Once you enter this state, further upgrading the relationship will definitely get twice the result with half the effort,
But it's a pity that this kind of boy can't grasp such an opportunity. Just like that buddy just now.
The ambiguous atmosphere is actually enough.
At this time, you just need to confess boldly, and the two of you will be together.
But many people don't realize it, so they don't know or don't dare to confess.
At this time, girls will think that this boy may not have any special feelings for me.
Even if she feels that you like her, but you don't show it so obviously, she will feel that you don't like her much.
They may even suspect that you are raising fish.
Plus a girl, she may be more reserved by nature.
So in the end the two people had no choice but to let it go.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Damn it,
So that’s it!
"I said that I dated several girls, and each one said I was very good, but in the end they gradually stopped contacting me."
"The person who has been waiting for five months to come to her new place has been ambiguous."
"Brother, the military advisor said that the longest period of ambiguity is two months. If it's five months, it's not ambiguous. That's called fish farming."
ah?
I'm new here.
"Be good, sit down and listen to the lecture."
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "If some guys really can't say the last thing, then they can only resort to the last resort.
Turn passivity into initiative.
What does it mean?
Let me give you an example. If you talk to a girl about what she likes to eat, you can directly ask her to go to dinner together.
If there is a good movie, just ask her to watch it together.
In short, if you treat yourself as a girl's best friend, no girl will refuse you.
Eventually, you will find that girls start to take the initiative to chat with you, ask you to hang out with you, and develop a sense of dependence on you.
At this point, brothers, you don’t need me to teach you how to do the rest.
Of course,
You have to grasp the appropriateness here,
Don't end up playing yourself like a fucking dog licker.
Okay,
Take the next one.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I have been with my boyfriend for three months. We always discuss some very serious topics when we are together.
Well, boys and girls have different opinions, so he always wanted to convince me,
So there will inevitably be some quarrels, and in the end no one is willing to talk to each other. ”
Lin Feng: "Tell me, what kind of topics do you discuss?
"Just women's rights, and LGBT."
Lin Feng smiled: "You two are so awesome, why don't you discuss the Palestinian-Israeli conflict?"
Well. . .
. . .
On the barrage
"Feminist Rights" "LGBT"
I'm kidding!
"They used their home as a court to litigate?"
"No, I understand women's rights, but what about LGBT?"
Popular science: LGBT refers to X minority group, and each letter represents a group.
L is female.
G is for men.
B is double.
T means becoming x person.
"Summary: LGBT is just 'come a pervert' (dog head)."
Frog fun!
"Don't understand but respect (awe)."
“Don’t understand and don’t respect (smile).”
“I don’t understand, disrespect and discriminate against (dog head).”
“I don’t understand, disrespect, discriminate and slander (sunglasses).”
You~this~
Ha ha ha ha.
(End of chapter)