Chapter 194: It’s so good that I’ll die
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it! !
Tangtang: "Did you eat so well today (wow)?"
Packaged.
Gouzi: "No, we were chatting so well, why did we suddenly jump up (sunglasses)."
Stranger: "Don't you understand? This is called off-season track expansion (dog head)."
Brother Long: "In the off-season, you can't take on all the business (picking your nose)."
You,
This~
Ha ha ha ha.
Xu Xiansen: "Let me tell you, this kid is really alive (shocked)"
Xiao Wan: "You're just kidding. The military advisor has been a host for a long time, and the effects of various programs are readily available."
Versatile, I'll give it a try.
"You have to have good looks, you have to have humor, you have to have brains, you have to have wisdom, you have to have talent, you have to have ability, you have to be so awesome, so versatile."
"It's so good that I'm going to die!"
"Hurry up to the Cainiao Station and help me pick up the express."
ah?
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Dance to the end.
Lin Feng: "How about sister?"
Girl: "Uh... Is this okay?"
Lin Feng was very happy: "What the hell are you pretending to be? Did those carnival ghosts give it to you just now?"
whee!
After being exposed, the girl also laughed out loud.
"But what if I want to use his money more?"
Lin Feng: "Did he spend your money to reward the anchor?
"No."
Lin Feng: "Then you have gone too far. It didn't cost you any money, so why did you spend other people's money?"
Girl: "Military Advisor, I feel that you have now sided with the anchor."
Lin Feng: "I'm not siding with the anchor, I'm telling you, if you want to get rid of the unwillingness in your heart, that's it.
You can do what the other person can do.
It’s like I found a photo of my girlfriend or my boyfriend’s ex in their wallet,
Or I also found photos of his ex in his phone,
I must write the photo of my ex into a size of 2 meters x 4 meters and hang it in the living room,
The other party has nothing to say, he can only eat stuffy farts. ”
Girl: "The military advisor is right. I feel much better now. I decided to treat him like a fart."
Lin Feng: "That's right. You've already divided your points. Don't think about it."
Girl: “Maybe I pretend to get back together with him, and then use his money to reward military advisors.”
Lin Feng: "No, he might stab me to death when we meet."
Hee hee hee.
"It's not necessary, sister. Since we broke up, this relationship has been let go."
"Yeah."
Okay,
Go down.
. . . . .
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room:
"Brothers,
Why did I let her recharge?
I'm really not greedy for her few carnivals.
Because if I told you that you can't hurt someone who doesn't love you with revenge, you would definitely not listen.
It's better to do the opposite and let her experience the happiness of her ex-boyfriend with me.
In fact, just smile and let go.
Because you will find that you have spent money and rewarded the male anchor, but you are not very happy in your heart.
Because this is not your way of life.
Sister,
After leaving the military division live broadcast room, just live a good life.
Remember,
Never end up with a bad person.
Because when someone doesn't care about you, it doesn't matter to him how you treat him.
On the contrary, I feel that I made the right decision not to be with you.
If you really want to make him feel uncomfortable,
The only way is that after you break up with him, you become more and more beautiful and rich, and then find someone who is more handsome than him and treats you better.
At that time,
He will really regret it.
The above remarks are gender-neutral.
Brothers, please take your seats. ”
The words just fell.
"Well said!"
Yu Huanshui roared and clapped.
. . . . . On the barrage.
"Well said"
Hahahahaha.
"Brother Shui is so funny (laughing to death)."
"It scares the military commander (haha)."
"Farewell, military advisor, I was so frightened in bed."
"I was cooking and almost threw my phone into the pot."
"During lactation, give me milk and scare me back."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Become thinner and more beautiful" "Promotion and salary increase" "New boyfriend is better and more handsome"
Xiao Wan: "Summary: You will be the pinnacle of his life (sunglasses)"
Thank you class representative!
"My ex-girlfriend, I didn't want to retaliate against her. I wanted her to have a good life, but it's a pity that her new boyfriend took revenge on me (smile)."
"Haha, this is cause and effect."
"The car I had been driving for three years was taken away by someone else. Then one day I passed by the second-hand market and accidentally found it in the corner,
The car was covered with bird droppings and leaves, and I instantly remembered the wonderful times I had with it,
The filling port is marked with No. 92 gasoline, and I always fill it with No. 95 oil.
But it thinks that only No. 98 oil is worthy of it,
I thought that others would love it as much as I did, and that it would be better if it left me,
But in the end, no one was willing to add even No. 92 oil,
Then I got a new car, but this time I will never look back at it. ”
"Every sentence does not mention women, but every sentence is about women (dog heads)"
"This is a master!"
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Come,
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello buddy, have you encountered any problems?"
"Military advisor, I am 24 years old and she is 23. We have been together for three years."
Raymond Lam: "Campus romance?"
"Yes, we are classmates in college."
Raymond Lam: "What was the reason for the breakup?"
"The reason is that I had a big argument last month and she said I was not motivated and didn't study.
Then the real reason for the breakup was that she started working this month, and her job was a modeling teacher,
The working hours may be a bit long, from 12 noon to 9:30 pm.
But she often stays until 12 o'clock.
In fact, I feel sorry for her too.
Because this is what our profession does.
But I found that she came back later and later. Even if she was having dinner with other men, she would not tell me or report to me. Sometimes she would come back at two or three o'clock.
But I am very worried about her. ”
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, I just want to ask you one question, the financial situation of the other party and whether her family income is high?"
Boy: "Yes, we are not very tall. In fact, we are both about the same, but our families are not very wealthy."
Diagnosed bro.
Lin Feng: "You do not meet the other party's core needs."
? ?
The boy looked confused.
Lin Feng: "Let me tell you, buddy, in an intimate relationship, each other feels that we are not motivated, so does the ambition here mean that you work hard?
No.
In fact, what does self-motivation mean?
It is equal to your wealth value and your family situation.
If your wealth value is very high, or your family background is very good, it doesn't matter whether you make progress or not.
Who the hell cares whether you can make progress or not.
There is also this thing about not studying in universities. I rarely hear people in universities denouncing their partners for not studying.
But if her native family is not particularly good, she will pay special attention to these two points.
When choosing a mate, she will definitely look for someone better in this direction. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"No progress = no money" "No future = no money in the future"
Damn it!
So insightful.
Summary: Self-motivation = having money, security = continuing to have money, stable life = getting richer and richer (wealth and money continue to increase, only increase, not decrease)"
I lost it,
It makes so much sense.
"What's the point of being self-motivated? Nothing but money is money (crying to death)."
"I don't know what it means to be motivated, I'm just a rent collector (dog head)."
"Your uncle's."
"Oh, I don't have any ambition. I collect rent every month and play games at home every day. What's funny is that girls say I'm mature and steady (sunglasses)."
(End of chapter)