Chapter 224 Age anxiety is just a farce directed and performed by oneself
Girl: "Because I'm not too young. I'm three years older than him."
Lin Feng: "Sister, no matter how old you are, you can't pick out garbage."
Girl: "It makes sense."
Lin Feng: "Yeah, no matter how old you are, you can't fool yourself. You say you are not young now, but you still have decades to come."
Girl: “Because of this incident with him, I also received emotional counseling, and then a teacher told me to endure it.”
Lin Feng: "Can you bear it? Obviously you can't, otherwise you wouldn't have to deal with me.
And I told my brothers more than once in the room that if you go to find emotional recovery, most of the people outside are half-hearted.
They don’t care whether you live or die, they just give you hope for emotional repair and recovery,
Because only if you don't give up can you pay.
So in this case, can the advice they give you be truly beneficial to you?
They all give you hope first, then grasp your pain points and guide you to consume,
Those people don’t care about your life or death, but whether you are happy or not,
In fact, there is something wrong with this man’s nature,
What's the use of catching him?
He will cheat again.
If you give it up, you will definitely suffer. ”
The girl was silent.
Lin Feng shook his head and motioned to Yu Huanshui to turn off the lights in the room.
Then switch to a spooky background music.
Then he hid half of his face in the room and said slowly in a deep voice:
"I am a black-hearted emotional counselor. I will not tell you that more than 80% of the recovery services you spend thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars on are of no use.
I won’t tell you that most of the so-called emotional mentors who serve you have no background in psychology,
Many people are even single mothers who have never been in love.
Do you think you spent money once and that’s it?
I will not tell you that when your service period is about to expire, I will use various reasons to induce you to make a second purchase of more expensive services.
Do you think that spending more money will make the service different from the previous ones?
I won't tell you, I just changed a colleague and continued to do the same operation for you.
I will cooperate well with this colleague and fool you around so that you can't see the flaw at all.
I will even less tell you that if your income is pretty good and your finances are relatively comfortable, I will continue to give you other reasons to induce you to withdraw money for the third or even fourth time when the second service period is about to expire. Consumption.
When you find a problem and start complaining that the service is ineffective, I will give you various reasons,
For example, your execution ability is not enough,
For example, if your mood is unstable,
For example, if you said a certain sentence wrong,
In short, it's all your problem.
Of course I won't tell you your problem. You don't need to spend money for emotional counseling at all, but you need to go to psychological counseling.
Even just spend tens of dollars to buy two books and read them.
Never tell you to invite friends with emotional problems around you, otherwise how can I continue to cut your leeks? ”
. . . . .
On the barrage
"Industry secrets revealed (dog head)."
"You kid are really not afraid of offending people (Niubi)."
"I paid 6,800 and signed the contract. I shouldn't be cheated (scared)."
"I was also deceived. I also signed a contract and a confidentiality agreement. I did nothing for a day and just watched the video and wrote my thoughts."
"I didn't hand it in. Now I'm asked to watch the video and write my review (dog head)."
"Oh my god, it's exactly the same. I was also defrauded of 6,800."
"Don't say anything anymore. Let's protect our rights together, sisters."
"I'm okay. I lost 9.9 yuan. The other party called me for 45 minutes and asked me to pay 2980. When I was hesitating, my friend shared this person's live broadcast room with me."
"It was also ninety-nine yuan for me, and then he called me and said he had to pay 500 yuan. I said forget it, let's not reconcile."
"You didn't even pay 500 yuan. It seems you just don't want to reconcile (Goutou)."
You boy.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Which one is more uncomfortable, being cheated of love or being cheated of money?
Some people say it's okay to lie to me about my feelings, but don't lie to me about money, because I can fall in love with others, but I really can't make much money.
In fact, for us ordinary people, whether we are defrauded of money or feelings, it is a devastating injury.
If it doesn’t take more than a year and a half, it won’t be able to slow down at all.
So I am here to warn you brothers again, never look for a recovery agency.
If you have nothing to do, listen to the military advisor's live broadcast and you will understand everything. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"I was defrauded of my feelings and money. Yes, that person is me (crying to death)."
"You can earn back the money you were defrauded in three to five years, but you may not be able to get out of your feelings after being defrauded in three to five years."
"Taurus girl, if you cheat on love, you will cry for a few days, if you cheat on money, I will cry for the rest of my life (grin)."
"Capricorn will not let this happen. Borrowing money is tantamount to cheating me of money. The person who wants to cheat Capricorn has not been born yet (tsundere)."
"You can deceive me about my feelings or money, but don't do it right away. It will make me look stupid (picking my nose)."
Indeed, the next day after I added her as a friend, she told her that her mother was in trouble and I transferred 50,000 yuan to her (she accepted it). ”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "The military advisor will make a blind guess. Sister, are you 34 this year?"
Girl: "Hey, how did you know?"
Lin Feng smiled and said: "You said you are not young anymore, most likely 30+. If you are 31 or 32, you will not be too anxious.
Only at the age of 33 or 34 will severe panic and anxiety occur. ”
Girl: "Yes, I have been very anxious recently, and my mother keeps urging me, because my mother also likes him very much."
Lin Feng: "Sister, be obedient. We won't compete with the old man. If your mother likes it, let your mother come first."
Well. .
Lin Feng: "I really hate people who create age anxiety now,
I can still understand you saying that you are a year old.
So what does it mean to be two years old?
There are also fucking three- and four-year-olds.
There are always people saying in your ears that you are almost 30 years old, or almost 40 years old.
What?
I will die after I turn 30.
It seems that our lives are always spent in anxiety.
When you are 20 years old, you have to be in a good university, right?
25, 26 You have to have a partner, right?
27,28 You have to get married and have children, right?
Can you live without a car or a house after the age of 30?
You will find that everyone around you is urging you.
What?
Will I be able to enjoy happiness after I finish all this work?
You are so anxious and pressing, why don't you let me prepare things for the next life in advance?
Yes,
You are all doing it for our own good, so we are still not working hard enough.
But the fact is, everyone works very hard.
You will find that people nowadays are in a hurry to do everything.
Really, just watch and be anxious. The more anxious you are, the faster you will be reincarnated.
I think everyone who works hard and loves life can live their own wonderful life at any age.
There is nothing that can only be done within a specific age group,
Brothers,
Times have changed.
You have to tell those who make you anxious that I have my plan. Unless you can survive me, we will see. ”
. . . . .
"Just be anxious" on the barrage "The more anxious you are, the faster you will be reincarnated"
Hahahaha I was laughing so hard.
"Really, it feels like in a person's life, for that matter, whoever finishes it first will leave first."
“If you can speak, speak more (like it).”
"Haha, it really feels like this. When you get married, you buy a car and a house, and after you get married, you pay for the house and the car, and you die when you're done (sunglasses)."
I'll die after I'm done.
Hahaha.
"The life of a Chinese: Who the hell decides what age you do what you do at that age? (I accept it)."
"The key point is that he doesn't count his age, he still has false age (laughing)."
"I don't understand virtual age either. I feel it is used to urge marriage and death."
"Really, I'm only 26. My mother said I'm already 30 (smile)."
"What a coincidence, I'm a little over 30, and my mother said you're almost 40, and you're not married yet (face covering)."
"It's not an exaggeration. My husband's age starts counting when he's pregnant. He'll be two years old when he's born. Look at it."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
"Hey, in our generation, prenatal education is very important, preschool is very important, kindergarten is very important, elementary school is very important, junior high school is very important, high school is very important, college is very important, having children before the age of 30 is very important, co-authored by us all Key people.”
"Wrong, you have to make do with it when you get married (raise your eyebrows)."
"Really, everything is important. Once you get married, it's almost enough to find a partner."
"If there is a screenwriter, I have thought of the following words: You choose the road yourself. Your father and I can't help you with anything since we are old. How to take the rest of the road is up to you. I don't expect you to do it for us. Provide for the elderly, but the children are still young, so you should think more about your children.”
"Fuck! Don't be too real (cry to death)."
"Just reading the text makes me fucking upset."
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Really, brothers, if we have the chance, we really want to go out and see, see the mountains and rivers, and see the world.
You will find that our age anxiety seems to be a farce directed and performed by ourselves.
We start learning Tang poetry and Song lyrics from the womb,
In order not to lose at the starting line, young parents emptied their wallets and bought houses in the school district.
Then I danced after hearing the chicken, passed high school, and went to college.
Even in my junior and senior years, I didn’t dare to stop, look for internships, and work hard in the workplace.
Or take the postgraduate entrance examination.
When the time is right, it becomes a resume in the dating corner in the park.
Educational background, height, and age have become our indicators for marrying a wife and having children.
Then the next generation will repeat what our parents did for us.
Brothers, if you have the chance, you must go and see the world.
A few years ago, I spent a year as an exchange student at an overseas university.
On the first day there, I suddenly discovered that people can stop.
You can start over and find another way of life.
The universities there have students from almost all ages,
Sitting in the first row of the classroom may be a 45-year-old uncle.
There are many neighbors living in the apartment, some of whom changed their majors two or three during their undergraduate studies
Some gave up physics and turned to philosophy,
Some people suddenly went home and got married and divorced halfway through reading,
There are also a lot of people in their 30s who quit jobs they didn’t like and went back to school.
These seem to be very common.
It seems that in their eyes there is no age to do anything.
This concept makes them choose not their age, but their liking for the thing itself.
During a job interview, no one will ask you when you plan to get married and have kids.
You don't have to explain what you did with that free time.
Outside, age is not a shackle that limits life. There is nothing that you must do at your age.
There's nothing you can't do at your age.
There is only one thing you have to do, and that is to do what you want to do.
There is only one kind of life you have to live, and that is to live the life you like.
It’s not that we worship foreigners, brothers,
What the military advisor wants to say is this attitude towards life.
Your life should be your own decision.
Stop feeling anxious about pressure from others.
If you say that the national conditions are different and the environment is different.
good.
I respect you.
Go ahead and worry.
Bet your life on being responsible for other people's opinions. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Don't get excited, everyone. I think what the military advisor means is not how good foreign countries are and how bad we are, but I want to tell some people that no matter how old you are, you can do what you like. People should be free, as long as it is not illegal and moral. Under the premise.”
"Really, I am studying for a master's degree in Spain, and there is a modern history student next door who is 65 years old. We say that he himself is a modern history student, hahahaha."
"The 65-year-old student is so cute haha."
"I'm 28 years old. I want to quit my job and go to graduate school. I don't dare to tell anyone. Everyone will say I'm sick (grin)."
"Our general environment is indeed not very tolerant of your situation, but the military advisor is right, you have the final say in your life (come on)."
"Really, the collective nature is too strong. Everyone follows the rules. If someone is different, they will be excluded. Very few people will break through this level, and those who do will be regarded as freaks."
"I'm that weirdo. I'm 31 and I'm going to study abroad for undergraduate studies. You can laugh at me as much as you want (dog head)."
"Who is laughing at you, brother, I'm envious."
"Really."
"Come on young man (thumbs up)."
"Young man...I really cried to death."
"The military advisor is right, success has nothing to do with age, so I now support my parents to take the postgraduate entrance examination, hoping that my mother will become a phoenix and my father will become a dragon (sunglasses)."
"Brother, it's really hard for you not to support me (haha)."
"The age of fifty or sixty is the right time to study hard and serve the motherland (dog head)."
"So I decided that even if I sell iron, I can support the old couple in school."
"Put upward pressure (cover your face)."
“Yes, I’m a crispy-skinned post-zero kid who is only suitable for being a rich second generation (lying flat).”
"Fifty or sixty is the age to fight."
"The pillars of the country have nothing wrong with them at their age."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "Strategic Advisor, I understand what you mean, but it will be more difficult for me to get out of my relationship if I am invested in it."
Lin Feng: "If you can't come out, don't come out. Sister, I still say the same thing to you. Everyone has the right to make choices for themselves.
But correspondingly, you must also bear the corresponding consequences.
What will be the consequences for you?
Let me give you a prediction.
First, the boy will turn around, marry you, and then love you for the rest of your life.
Second, boys are obsessed with it, and the cost of your silence is getting bigger and bigger. By the time you are 35 or 40, your road will really be narrowed.
Okay,
Having said that, there is no need for our Mai to continue.
I will carry you down, sister. ”
Ding~
The wheat is broken.
(End of chapter)