Chapter 254: Take off the red hijab and take her away
Lin Feng:
"Brothers,
Finally, let’s talk about this moral kidnapping.
To those who have hurt us,
Why should I forgive them?
Why should I tolerate them?
Why should I bear all the pain alone and not be able to vent it? In the end, I had to climb to the top of the 28th floor alone at night?
Why?
Let me tell you.
In the future, if someone tries to kidnap you morally, ask him to bring a nucleic acid test report within 48 hours and buy a ticket to Bashu.
After arriving at Shuangliu International Airport,
Take the high-speed train directly to Leshan High-speed Railway.
After getting off the high-speed rail, take bus No. 3 directly to the entrance of Leshan Giant Buddha.
Go in and find the Leshan Giant Buddha,
You ask him to get up and sit there. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Go to Leshan and change seats with the Giant Buddha"
"Help, I was laughing so hard hahahaha."
"Learned (sunglasses)."
Big Buddha: "Go back to me (smile)."
Big Buddha: Back off, back off!
Ha ha ha ha.
“If you don’t understand, just ask, is this an advertisement for the Leshan Giant Buddha (dog head).”
"The travel route has been planned for you, what do you think (raises eyebrows)."
Good boy,
Taking private jobs behind our backs.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Okay,
It took a long time,
The brothers behind you should all be impatient.
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello buddy, tell me about your situation."
Boy: "Military advisor, I am 25 years old and we have been together for a year and a half."
Lin Feng: "What's your current status? Are you still broken up?"
Boy: "We broke up last week."
Lin Feng: "What's the reason?"
"That night after I got home from get off work, I shared with her what was going on in my company. It happened that a customer came to see me that day, and we chatted after finishing the purchase.
The client said that his wife has more than two million fans in Douyin,
I just asked what your wife does?
He said that my wife was a dancing talent anchor, so I knew she was just a sideshow,
I thought it was quite interesting at the time, so I went home and shared it with her,
As a result, she immediately became angry with me after I said that.
Said I love to see these marginalia. ”
Lin Feng was amused: "So do you really like to watch it?"
"No, I don't like watching it at all."
Lin Feng smiled and said: "I understand, you just like to like, right?"
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I don't like to watch side chicks" "I just like to like it"
Ha ha ha ha.
"I took a look just now. I have 9,300 likes, and none of them are on the list."
"Me too (grin)."
“I don’t give likes, I just like to observe others (sunglasses).”
"Who are you observing? Open your privacy and let me take a look (raise your eyebrows)."
"No! (Pick your nose)"
"Why?"
"I drove it and was bitten by crickets (crying to death)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Anyway, she got angry after sharing. She said I just like to watch side chicks,
I was also angry, so I ran to the living room to smoke while she was in the bedroom. ”
Lin Feng: "Is there no explanation?"
"Explained, I said you also like handsome guys in Douyin and give likes to men."
Lin Feng was amused: "Brother, you don't call this explanation, you call it boxing."
Boy: "I was really annoyed at the time. They kept saying how much I love to watch side chicks. You know, military advisor, it felt very insulting."
Lin Feng shook his head: "I don't think so."
? ? ?
The boy looked confused.
Lin Feng: “Brother, what’s wrong with you saying this guy likes to see a beautiful woman?
I am also a man, I also like to watch,
What’s wrong with us openly admitting it?
Have a question?
You said I don’t like beautiful women, how could I have fallen in love with you in the first place? ”
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"How could I have fallen in love with you if I didn't like beautiful women?"
Damn it!
Really awesome!
"As expected of a strategist, he can be so righteous even if he is lustful (dog head)."
"It can not only describe perversion in such an elegant way, but also show the narrow-mindedness (strongness) of girls."
"You are so perverted (smile)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "I... I really don't like watching it, it's not that I don't admit it."
Lin Feng: "Brother, stop making excuses.
Let me tell you, there are only two kinds of men in this world, one is watching and the other is watching quietly. ”
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"A Kind of Looking" "A Kind of Quiet Looking"
"The military advisor slandered me and told nonsense."
"This kid spits blood on people (sunglasses)."
“Do you dare to turn on your browser history (raise your eyebrows).”
"Who will keep this information? Browse without trace to find out."
"Incognito is useless. Open the battery details and you will know which software you use the most (nose picking)."
"Judge, I admit that I am guilty. Let's close the case. There is no need to look for records anymore (smile)."
"If you want to remain innocent in this world, you can kill me, but let me delete the historical records before you die, thank you."
Hahahahaha. . . . . .
Boy: "Okay, okay, I admit, I like to watch, I like to watch, okay."
Lin Feng: "That's right, wouldn't it be enough to admit it earlier?
This thing, let me tell you, it doesn’t matter. What’s wrong with loving looking at beautiful women?
It means I'm normal.
I'm a man.
There's nothing wrong with me.
Besides, I took a look and crossed over without looking for anyone to chat or communicate with.
You girls are still chasing male celebrities, right?
Don’t you often show handsome guys in your videos?
What are you thinking about?
No.
Just take a look and swipe over,
Nothing, why are you angry? ”
Boy: "Yes, but she kept saying what was wrong with me, and then I ran to the living room to smoke,
After about ten minutes, he asked me to go to the bedroom, but I said I wouldn't go. ”
Lin Feng: "No, I'm not a buddy. This girl came to you to help you step down. Why, are your feet a little sprained on these steps?"
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Is this step a bit crooked?"
"It may be a bit steep and you can't get down (dog head)."
"Girlfriend: I will be angry if I get angry again (smile)."
Damn it!
So classic.
"0.1 seconds later, the opponent withdrew the steps and gave Cliff (sunglasses)."
"It looks so familiar, just like the one at home (face covering)."
"Summary: remember to smile (grin) when giving a face."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Boy: "She called me and I ignored her. She said I had a bad attitude and spoke loudly, which made her angry with me."
Lin Feng: "I'm sure, buddy, girls are like this. I was angry at first. If I give you a step, if you don't take it, new anger will come."
Well. .
Lin Feng: "Brother, you don't understand girls!"
Boy: "Maybe... But I was anxious at the time, and I said since you said I like to watch side chicks,
Then let's both take out our phones now,
I said if there is a prostitute on my mobile phone, I will transfer 20,000 yuan to you right now from a girl,
If you take out your mobile phone and look at handsome guys, you can transfer 20,000 yuan to me.
I said, come on, show your phone. ”
Lin Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Brother, you are not showing off your mobile phone. You are showing off your sword. Are you crazy? Brother, you can't tell the difference between the big and the small? Are you going to live a long life?"
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Can't tell the difference between big and small kings"
"Swear her, and my essay will start with 500 words (face covering)."
"800 for me, plus a month of good morning and good night (grin)."
"Brothers, tell me one of the advantages of falling in love (dog head)."
"You made me think about (sunglasses) for days."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Future boyfriend, let's agree first, I am the boss!"
. . . . . .
Boy: "She doesn't show off anyway. She thinks I have a bad attitude, so she quarrels with me,
After the quarrel, she said that you can stay in this house as long as you can, and if you can't, get out.
I told you who to get out of here.
He said I told you to get out,
I said OK,
Then I was about to go out, and then she came over to hold me back and wouldn't let me go. ”
Lin Feng: "Look, Miss Ren gave you another step. Did you go down this time?"
Boy: "No, I quarreled with her again."
pretty!
Lin Feng: "Girl, I gave you a flight of steps and you can't go down. What do you want to do? Do you want to make an elevator?"
Well. .
Lin Feng: "I saw someone on the barrage saying, why should I spoil a girl? It's not wrong for a boy,
Let me tell you, your younger friends or brothers who have no love experience, you don’t understand.
He can't be reasonable when it comes to love, and it's not the place to be reasonable.
Because there are big differences in the thinking of men and women.
And there’s no need to escalate the conflict over this big deal, you know?
I used to fall in love just like you, and I wouldn't let you do it in the beginning. I think you are right.
Sometimes the other party also gives steps,
But what is the problem?
I was young at that time and accepted death.
Not even going down the steps, but climbing along the pole.
What's the result?
Anyone who has a girlfriend or wife in the room must know it,
The result is endless bickering and anger that lasts all night.
It's a waste of time and money.
I was just wondering what this was for.
Later, I went home and asked my dad, because since I was a child, my parents were rarely angry when I saw them.
I just want to learn from my father's experience.
My dad said something at that time that I will remember for the rest of my life.
He said that a woman who is willing to help you is like a bride wearing a red hijab who comes to you,
The red hijab is the step for you,
You can take her away after you take off the red hijab.
People have come to you, what else do you want?
Since then,
When I'm in love, as long as a girl gives me a step, I'll crawl down it. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"A woman who is willing to step down for you is like a bride wearing a red hijab who comes to you" "The red hijab is the step for you" "You can take her away as soon as you take off the red hijab"
Oh my God,
"Finally I know why the strategist has such a high emotional intelligence. It turns out it's hereditary (Qiang)."
"Really, after hearing this, I lost my anger immediately."
"But... the steps my wife gives me are very high. I usually jump off with a parachute (dog head)."
"I don't have any steps here, it's all stairs. I'll just jump off the stairs for you (sunglasses)."
"Hahahaha, it's so sweet inexplicably (laughing to death)."
"Is it sweet? Since I paid attention to him, my wife's methods have become more and more cruel (crying to death)."
ah?
"@军师, I showed it to my boyfriend and he asked me to live with you (smile)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
(End of chapter)