Chapter 255 I treat you as a brother, and you kick my brother in the heart?
Lin Feng: "Then, buddy, have you reconciled later?"
Boy: "No, we quarreled again, and she started crying, saying that I was loud, that I frowned, and that I had a bad attitude.
I said, come on, show your phone. ”
Lin Feng: "No, buddy, let me ask, does your phone have a three-folding function?"
The boy was stunned: "How did you know?"
Damn,
It's true.
Lin Feng smiled and was speechless: "Three-fold, no matter how you fold it, it has its advantages. No wonder you like to show off your mobile phone,
Are you so concerned about face, brother?
Isn’t it good to be an ordinary person? ”
Well. .
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On the barrage.
"Three folds, no matter how you fold them, they all have sides"
"There are three thousand worlds in your heart, so be an ordinary person (sunglasses)."
"The key is to defend yourself. If you encounter a gangster, just hit him (dog head)."
"Three-fold, it's wonderful (pen refill)."
"It shouldn't be three shifts. No matter how you work, there will always be a classmate (dog head)."
"Full marks for the messy formula (cow)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"The apple in the left hand is used as a sword, and the Huawei in the right hand is used as a shield (laughing to death)."
“oppoA5 was thrown into the air (slightly).”
"All the people are soldiers, right? (smile)."
"Come on, show your phone."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
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Boy: "Anyway, I told you to take out your phone and let me see how many handsome guys you like, and then she slapped me backhand."
Lin Feng: "Where did you fan yourself?"
Boy: "Slap on the face."
Should!
Um?
Lin Feng: "Then what? You won't beat her too, right?"
The boy suddenly fell silent.
Lin Feng slapped the seeds on his head and said speechlessly: "Brother, you are a real tiger."
Boy: "It's not what you think. After she hit me, I didn't fight back immediately, but she still kept arguing with me, getting more and more fierce, and kept saying what I was doing."
Lin Feng: "Then do you know why she slapped you?"
Why?
Lin Feng: "She didn't perform well because of the last argument."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "This girl is so angry that her hands are shaking and she can't control her tears, but you still have to fucking ignore me,
Turn on your phone?
I'll show off your sister,
Raise your hand and hold a big-eared melon seed. Do you think you should do it? ”
Well. .
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On the barrage.
"The last quarrel didn't go well"
Oh my God,
"It's so real that my hands are shaking and I can't control my tears (crying to death)."
"Really, I cry whenever we have a quarrel (covering face)."
"Me too, I obviously don't want to cry, but I can't control my tears."
"And speechless (grin)."
"Yes! Momentarily speechless."
"Summary: Not enough literary talent (dog head)."
"I don't know how to quarrel, but after learning from others, when I quarreled with my boyfriend, I would say, "Yeah, whatever you think, what do you want?" Okay, okay, that's it. "It works every time. My boyfriend makes me cry every time (pen refill)."
"I usually only have one sentence, 'Then call the police, arrest me and rape me,' and then stop talking."
Masters, sisters.
"Have you learned it, brothers, use magic to defeat magic (dog head)."
"You guys should learn from this. My girlfriend will kill the game (sunglasses) with a backhand and block her."
never mind.
"Our main focus is on a high-quality national first-level player who gives up if he can't win (grin)."
Damn you. .
Hahahahaha.
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Boy: "I wasn't the one who made the noise first."
You're 25 and you shouldn't be.
First time falling in love?
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and said: "Young lady actually just wants to act like a spoiled brat. It's not a big deal, so you can just coax her.
I didn’t expect to meet a straight man like you,
He didn't say anything about raking it down, but he just opened it up and refused to step down, and he was still cold and violent.
You are so angry with a girl that your whole body is shaking and your hands are shaking. If you are shaking, I will slap you in the face. ”
Well. .
Boy: “But I was really angry at the time, and she started scolding me later, using curse words with me,
She said, "Why are you doing this? You are SB, and your whole family is SB."
I think it's okay for you to scold me, but I can't stand it if you rise to the level of my parents.
So I just got angry.
I said, say it again, and she repeated it to me, so I slapped her with my backhand. ”
Lin Feng shook his head and said: "What do you want me to say?
Maybe many brothers in the room have the same idea as you, and feel that the other party has insulted my parents, and I must punish them.
But man,
Have you ever thought about a question.
Was the girl really scolding your parents at that time?
Or does she really have a problem with your parents?
No.
Isn't this just two people quarreling, and their emotions are rising, and they are getting carried away.
Then they will show off their national quintessence to each other.
Just like when I live broadcast, when I encounter the kind of love brain that can't be woken up, don't I often say "fuck you, f*ck you".
So do you think I really greet his parents, or am I taking it personally?
That must be him.
Now the same goes for human girls.
You can say that her quality is a bit low and she talks so much about Chinese culture, but you can’t go beyond the basics, right?
Because she is really not targeting your parents, she is just scolding you.
As for why you can control not to say bad words, but she can't, it also involves the fact that everyone's growth environment is different.
We won’t discuss it here.
Actually it's not important either.
Because if two people really love each other, these small problems can be self-consistent and improved in life.
I'm talking about you now.
Two questions.
First, you are too chauvinistic.
Macho chauvinism is the habitual way of thinking of many men,
It’s actually quite normal,
However, if you exaggerate machismo, it is actually a sign of lack of emotional intelligence.
Looking back at the whole thing,
Your client’s wife is an internet celebrity. You find something interesting and share it with your girlfriend when you get home.
After hearing this, my girlfriend said that you just like to watch side chicks.
Then you can't.
It felt like someone had pulled off his underwear, and the man's dignity was gone.
Just back off and say that you also like to see handsome guys, and then ask others to show their phones.
Go here
It doesn't seem to be a big problem.
But in fact, it is a sign that you have no emotional intelligence and you have escalated the conflict.
You don’t understand, do you?
Then change your position and think about this.
Suppose your girlfriend went out to play with her best friend today, and when she came back, she told you with a smile on her face that her best friend’s boyfriend turned out to be a big Internet celebrity with more than two million fans, and he was very handsome.
What do you think?
Are you feeling calm?
Stop pretending.
Normal men will feel sour in their hearts.
There is a high probability that you will also say, how handsome is he? He's not handsome at all. You girls all like to look at handsome guys, so there may be some complaints in your words.
What is this called?
This is called jealousy.
Even though you know that your girlfriend won't get along with your best friend's boyfriend, you must feel bad if she praises another man's handsomeness in front of you.
At this time, people will subconsciously say something, either complaining about their girlfriend or being bitter about the man.
This is so normal.
What do you think?
What do you need from your girlfriend at this time?
I must have noticed that you were jealous, so I came over to kiss you, hug you, and flirt with you, saying that my husband is the most handsome. If my husband becomes an anchor, he will definitely have more fans. I love my husband the most.
Right?
What you want is very simple, just for her to act coquettishly with you and get a little bit tired of her.
Then you say at this time, if she retorts to you, "Who likes to look at handsome men? I haven't said that you like to look at side chicks. Do you dare to show your phone?" ’
What would you think?
It must be shit!
Are you sick?
You praise other boys for being handsome, but I can’t speak?
What's wrong with me just getting jealous?
Same thing, brother.
If you don’t believe me, ask any brothers in the room who have had more than two relationships, or who have wives.
If they encounter this kind of situation in their life, they will definitely not act like you.
Any boy with some emotional intelligence knows that girls are jealous at this time.
What to do if you are jealous?
It's not about reasoning, it's not about facts.
Do you know it's coaxing?
How to coax?
Just like girls.
Hold her in your arms, give her a kiss, and say, "My dear is the most beautiful, and I love her the most."
If my baby becomes an anchor, he will definitely have more fans than her.
If she wants to say that you look at side chicks, just admit it.
I'm a man, it would be strange if I don't look at women.
What's so shameful about this?
What hurts your self-esteem?
Then you said that since I had my baby, I didn’t look at anyone else.
Sometimes when I see it, I quickly swipe it past it and I’m not interested. I still like to see my baby the most.
That's it for the fuck.
Is it hard, man? ”
The boy was silent.
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On the barrage.
“It’s other people’s boyfriends who understand me best (laughing).”
"Watching it at night makes people feel warm (dog head)."
“If you don’t understand, just ask, how can I get my boyfriend to brush up on the military advisor by accident (grin).”
"When he falls asleep at night, use his mobile phone to secretly like the military advisor (cover his mouth)."
The stream flows: "@strategist, you have said everything. How about you help us get our girlfriends together (smile)."
Brother,
You. .
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: “Brother,
You are too straight,
You have no emotional intelligence.
The way you handle it escalates the conflicts again and again, so that in the end they fight each other.
In fact, the girl has already given you two steps, which is really good.
Some brothers may say that this kind of love is too humble.
Brother,
You are still young.
Once you have been in love a few times, you will know how rare it is for a girl to help you when she is angry.
This is not an issue of inequality between men and women.
The military advisor is not someone who takes sides.
This is because boys and girls are basically two different species.
Girls talk about sensibility and emotional communication.
Boys talk about logic and talk about the right and wrong of the problem itself.
For example,
When a girl says that you like to look at side chicks, men will think that the other person is blaming themselves, so they only have one thought in their mind, which is to explain that they don't look at side chicks.
In fact, this is not what the girl cares about at all, because she also looks at handsome guys. She knows that this is normal, but she feels a little uncomfortable.
Then did she bring up this topic to hear your explanation again?
No.
She just wants you to hold her, kiss her, coax her, and be happy with her.
You see, this is the difference in thinking between boys and girls.
And once you choose a confrontational approach, the boy's feeling is that I am right about this, but you are unreasonable.
The boy felt depressed and speechless.
From a girl's perspective, she would think, "Am I not your baby? Why don't you coax me? Do you not love me anymore? Wow, I'm so pitiful."
The impact that girls receive in their hearts at this time must be far greater than that of boys.
Therefore, if she can still help you step down at this time, it only means that she loves you more.
Although from your perspective, this fight shouldn't be a fight, it's the girls who start the fight.
But the fact is that girls must be more sad than boys at this time.
So,
There is no reason to argue.
You love her, you love her, so what's wrong with you just being 'humble'?
Maybe you are depressed and feel that you blame me first for the things you picked first. Why are you sadder than me?
no way.
This is what I started to say, boys and girls are fundamentally two species.
You can’t understand, right?
Let me give you another example.
You said that your girlfriend is angry every day and is very angry. You don’t feel that you have done anything wrong. Why is she so angry?
Then let me tell you,
Your feelings are not wrong.
Girls are so angry.
When they are alone, they may even break down and cry because their hair was not tied up properly today.
Do you dare to think about being angry with yourself?
Let's change it to boys,
I wanted to get a cool hairstyle today, but failed.
Let’s say it to God, fuck!
Then I put on my shoes and went out.
But if a girl really cries, she will be angry with herself.
If she happens to have a boyfriend at this time and you happen to be next to them, she will take out her anger on you.
You will be very innocent, don’t you think so? Sister, what does it have to do with me if you can’t tie your hair?
You think she is angry.
In fact,
Even without you as her boyfriend, she will still be angry and cry, and she will be angry with herself.
Just say you are awesome or not, right? ”
Boy:. . .
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On the barrage.
"You can be angry with yourself" "Let me ask you if you are awesome"
"Hahaha, are girls really so awesome? (laughing to death)."
"I thought the military advisor was calling my name (laughing to death)."
"Really, every time I want to tie a high ponytail and the sides have to stick out, I really cry (covering my face)."
"Then I pulled my hair and got so angry (grin)."
"I even wear eyeliner and contact lenses, and I can cry in anger (hee hee)."
"Although...but...many times I feel angry for no reason (haha)."
"Trivia: The reason why a girl is inexplicably angry is because the plot did not develop as she expected (dog head)."
Ordered.
"If your boyfriend is around at this time, it's your boyfriend's fault (dog head)."
Hahaha.
"When a man was young: Mom, I was wrong.
As a youth: Baby, I was wrong.
Adult: Wife, I was wrong.
Middle-aged man: Daughter, dad is wrong.
Elderly: Granddaughter, grandpa is wrong. ”
"Boys make mistakes all their lives (smile)."
"My whole life I have been walking on thin ice (crying)."
Brother,
Stop talking,
Already sweating profusely.
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: “So I often see people saying on the Internet that when a girlfriend is in a bad mood, her boyfriend’s breathing is wrong,
It just feels like there’s no reason, it’s very baffling,
But again,
Just because you happen to be her boyfriend and happen to be by her side,
If you are not with her and you are not her boyfriend, she will also be angry when she is alone.
It’s not your girlfriend who is inexplicable,
All women are like this.
She does.
So is your mother.
It just seems baffling and unreasonable.
So what should boys do at this time?
Change it?
You are wrong,
Same thing with another one.
Trust me, there are no exceptions.
All you can do at this time is one word: coax.
Just do whatever she says, don't argue.
If you really can't coax her, just say "baby" and I'll teach you how to bark like a dog.
And she laughed.
It's that simple guys.
So why are scumbags and Neptune said to be particularly good at taking advantage of girls?
It's because Neptune never reasons with girls, he just talks sweetly.
Aren't you an emotional creature?
Isn’t it about emotional communication?
Then I will use your rules to make you happy and satisfied.
On the other hand, why do some high-quality boys have good conditions in all aspects?
But are you particularly unhappy emotionally?
Because you have no emotional intelligence.
Always use a boy's thinking to reason with girls.
Just say it,
One talk and one breakup.
I see that there are brothers on the public screen who are very tough and have bad habits.
I'll tell you,
If you don't feel pain for your woman, someone will help you feel pain. Then don't come to me crying and trying to make money. ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Me: Don’t be angry, I will bark like a dog for you.
Her: 6
Ha ha ha ha.
"Women are so troublesome. How are you going to eat for lunch tomorrow?"
"Have something to eat at noon, and go out for a good meal in the evening. By the way, I have a girlfriend (dog head)."
"This kid, others regard him as a brother, but he kicks his brother in the heart (laughing to death)."
Hahahahaha
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Wait a minute buddy.
Lin Feng's eyes fell on the public screen and suddenly saw a barrage.
"@strategist, I am your anti-fan. I don’t agree with your views. Do you dare to target me?"
Lin Feng smiled,
He said into the microphone: "Brother, please think about what I just said to you. I will pull this anti-fan up first. I think he is quite anxious."
(End of chapter)