"Anchor, what should I do if I have no money and want to jump into the river?"
Lin Feng stared at a high praise comment, smiled and said: "Brother, you are too humble, do you just have no money?
Not only do you have no fucking money, you also don’t have a partner.
Because generally if there is no money, there is generally no love,
Since there is nothing, just get used to it.
Because after getting used to this kind of life, you will find that gradually you are not young anymore.
At this time, not only will you have no money and no partner, but your health will also be gone.
I want to take a look at my health, but I find that I can’t afford to go to the hospital.
Because there is no money.
So you scraped together some money and finally got into the hospital, only to find yourself alone with no one to accompany you.
Because there is no one.
Gu Lingling went in for a checkup alone. The doctor took one look and said that the disease was terminal and no treatment was needed.
You see,
It not only saves medical expenses, but also eliminates the need to jump into the river.
Thinking about it this way, don’t you feel much happier? ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Can you please stop attacking me? I finally made a sound (grin)."
"I was so convinced that it hurt me (crying to death) as soon as I got into it!!"
“I feel like I was kicked and spat on on the road (smile).”
"I'm so angry that I can't even stand on the street (grin)."
"The anchor licked his lips and poisoned himself (dog head) to death!"
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard and said: "Let me tell you, my emotional strategist can at most help you analyze your emotions. Don't come here every day to risk your life or death.
This one has to jump into a well,
That one wants to jump into the river,
I can’t fucking swim myself, how can I save you? ”
Okay,
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Female voice,
Not young,
She must be an aunt.
Lin Feng: "Hello aunt, do you have any questions?"
"Hello, Military Advisor, I would like to ask about my daughter's situation, because you are also a young man, about the same age as my daughter. I have had a bit of a quarrel with her recently, so I would like to ask the young man's opinion."
Lin Feng: "Please tell me more specifically."
"My daughter graduated from the 211 Program in China, and later went to Singapore to study for graduate school. She was about to graduate with a master's degree, and suddenly she told me that she wanted to stay there,
Because she is already 26 years old, and I am the only child, so I hope she can return to China,
Because you are all young people, I want to hear what young people think,
Also, she majored in engineering management. Do you think there are any advantages to her coming back? ”
Lin Feng: "You will listen to what young people think later. Let's answer your last question first."
Saying,
Lin Feng looked at the live broadcast room and said: "Are there any brothers in the room who are engaged in project management or know about this industry? If so, post the answers on the public screen."
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"It's very troublesome in China, don't come back."
"It's so nice outside, I'll come back and beat you to death."
"Engineering management, this industry is laying off employees."
"What are you doing here? Are you coming back to move cement (dog head)?"
"Girls are better, let's drink together (grin)."
"Summary: A more versatile person than Tumu (smile)."
Ordered.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "You saw it, auntie."
The woman is silent.
Lin Feng: "Of course, these are just the opinions of netizens. Let me share my personal thoughts.
Engineering management, in my opinion, you asked me if there are any advantages to returning to China for development?
The key is not her, but our family.
If we have connections, connections, and financial reserves in our family, we will have an advantage over many others.
For example, if you have someone who works in engineering at home, or someone who is connected with related companies, then you will have an advantage,
Otherwise, everyone will be in the same position, and positions will be assigned based on luck.
Do you understand what I say? Auntie. ”
Woman: "Yes!"
Lin Feng: "So if you let your daughter come back, she actually has no advantages. We are all on the same starting line,
So what should you do if you say you don’t have resources at home?
Isn't there an old saying that a poor family will travel far and wide?
If there are gold and silver mountains in our family waiting to be inherited, then you can call the young lady back and you won’t have to endure the hardship outside. Why stay in Singapore?
A foreign country, right?
Then if we can't help with anything, just let her do it outside,
You said she is 26 this year, so she has been out there for at least two or three years,
Then her friends, connections, resources, and small circle must be better than those in China.
You said she returned to China, what else does she have?
She couldn't bear to start everything from scratch. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Summary: The first step in society is to fight for family relationships (sunglasses)."
So true!
"The more you know, the more powerless you feel towards society."
"Then you are definitely not a rich second generation (dog head)."
"My dad spent 100,000 yuan to work as a toll collector on the expressway. I get up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog every day (grin)."
"What are you talking about? My mother asked me to work as a cleaner in a certain bureau. She said it was a state unit to have weekends off. No one else could ask for it. I am only 23 years old. I am really convinced (laughing)."
The stream flowed: "Brothers, do you have any misunderstandings about human connections? People looking for connections usually work as cows and horses, because the high-paying and comfortable jobs are with relatives, and there is no need to rely on external connections."
One word revealed the secret!
Brother,
Awesome.
. . . . . .
Woman: "That's right, because I am a teacher in school, and I am going to retire next year. Then I am getting married for the second time, and my current husband belongs to a central enterprise."
Lin Feng: "A central enterprise plus a teacher, the old couple live a relatively comfortable life, but they really don't have many resources. If the aunt is diagnosed, you can't help much."
Woman: "Yes, maybe we can't really help with the project, but we will definitely be able to support her life. I just want her to come back to China."
Lin Feng smiled: "Our main character is a person who likes to ask but doesn't listen, right?"
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Military Advisor: Am I right?
Auntie: Yes!
Military Advisor: Do you want to listen?
Auntie: I won’t listen.
"So this is what it feels like to have veto power (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Is Auntie a Taurus? (face covering)."
"Taurus: If you have opinions, you can raise them, but I may not listen (grin)."
"Strategic Advisor: Okay, let's play it this way, then I want to switch the state (smile)."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
Woman: "Maybe because I am more traditional, I feel that she is 26 years old, and girls do not talk about having sex with classmates outside, so I feel that she is not very eager for marriage."
Lin Feng: "What are you traditional about? You are traditional and you have already been married for the second time."
Well. . .
On the barrage.
"Hahaha, what did I just say? The military advisor really switched states."
You don’t want to listen, right?
OK!
Then I'll scold you!
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng; "You have to say whether you are thirsty or not, you have to meet it,
She hasn't met anyone she likes, so who will she marry?
If you are so eager, isn't your marriage in a mess?
It’s not like you’ve done a good job, nor can you share a good experience with her.
Your own feelings are like a pile of mud, and you still rush others.
Why are you so surprised when you get married?
Aren’t you still divorced? ”
. . . . . .
Barrage Mountain.
"Haha, the military advisor gets into his heart as soon as he opens his mouth (covers his face)."
"Brother Shui outputs unlimited firepower to kill everyone, while the military counselor cuts the main artery with a steady knife (laughing to death)."
"The key point is well-founded and can't be refuted at all (haha)."
"The true purpose is exposed, and the marriage is urged (dog head)."
"To put it bluntly, I am about to retire and want to have grandchildren."
Ordered.
. . . . . .
Woman: "Although I am married for the second time, my current husband is doing well and my life is not bad."
Lin Feng: "Then when you meet a pretty good husband, it should be your second marriage.
Let me ask, how old were you when you met your second husband?
Thirty-five or six, or 40?
Compared to your age when you were married for the second time, your daughter is still very young now. ”
Woman: "But her personality is different from mine. You know, my personality is more cheerful."
Lin Feng: "What's wrong with your cheerfulness? Are you cheerful and awesome? If you are cheerful, others have to listen to you?
Cheerful people are liked by people who like cheerfulness.
There are also people who like reserved people.
You look down on restraint when you are cheerful?
I'm over the top!
After hearing about gender discrimination for so many years, this is the first time I heard about character discrimination, Laobangcai! ”
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Oh, no, what... This is not the aunt I was talking about just now, this is the idea of young people.
Didn't you say you want to hear what young people think? He only represents young people, not me.
In my heart, I still respect my aunt very much. ”
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Those who scold you are all young people. In my heart, I still respect Auntie (Goutou) very much."
"Kill someone with a borrowed knife, right? You kid (sunglasses)."
“While cursing others, I’m trying to make up for myself hahahahaha.”
"What kind of food is this? I don't understand."
"Laobang Cai (covering his face)."
"It's just an old cabbage gangster, the kind without moisture (haha)."
"About the same as old ladies (dog heads)."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
Woman: "It doesn't matter, because I have listened to your live broadcast and I know the way you speak, so I just want to say that as your peer, do I want you to express your thoughts? Give me a suggestion." ”
Lin Feng: "Then let me tell you from the perspective of a young person, if you care about young people like this, he will be very unconvinced and he will scold you,
He will definitely scold you Laobangcai in his heart. You are already married for the second time. How old are you before you met a second husband?
I'm only 26 years old, what do you care about me?
Compared to when you were married for the second time, I was much younger, and I still had a choice.
I have only graduated from college a few years ago, and I am currently struggling for work.
Do I still have good years left?
I haven’t seen this world yet.
Why am I getting married so early?
You got married early, you're better, aren't you married for the second time?
Do I also have to go through a second marriage?
I don’t need to go through it,
What if I find a good one right away? Just take care of yourself.
Ah, what about that, Auntie, this represents the mentality of young people, that’s what young people mean,
Auntie, I respect you very much, but I didn’t mean that. ”
Woman: "It's okay. In fact, I won't be angry if you refute me or anything, because I am a teacher, and I have encountered many, many students who are angry."
Haha,
Lin Feng: "Teacher, right? You're not angry, right? If you're not angry, why are you mentioning him?
You're really not angry. This matter is over and there's no need to mention it. You don't care about him at all.
You see you specifically mentioned it just now, which means you are angry.
Hypocritical old people!
Ahem, what about that, Auntie, this is the idea of young people, not mine.
In my heart, I give Auntie a thumbs up. I think Auntie is quite open-minded. ”
Well. . . . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hypocritical Old Man"
"I actually don't respect your (dog head) very much."
Ha ha ha ha.
"This kid just scolded me and made up for it. Is he schizophrenic?"
"Mainly afraid of getting beaten."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Woman: "I am more open-minded because my career has shaped me."
Lin Feng: "Then let me say one more thing on behalf of young people, what about your professional relationship? What can you do except tolerate it?
What can you do if you are angry?
If you are angry, I will hang up on you.
Right?
What if I am your daughter?
They are all young people, who are you yelling at?
If young people are not vigorous, how can they be called young people?
Who do you command?
You are their class teacher, but you are not my class teacher.
Who are you with, right?
but. . But aunt, I still respect you very much, and I respect the teaching profession very much,
Then I would like to ask, if you retire next year, what are you going to do? Are you going to re-employ? ”
Well. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"So what if you're angry?" "I'll kill you if you're angry." "But Auntie. . I still respect you very much》
"The main focus is respect (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Pull to the extreme, curse and praise (laugh to death)."
"I always emphasize that you respect others, but you respect a ghost (face covering)."
"This kid may have mutated, everyone, run away."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Woman: "I don't plan to re-employ. I am a teacher. I also want to start a business on Douyin like you and teach mathematics."
Lin Feng: "Mathematics, people may not like to read it."
Woman: "What about family education?"
Lin Feng: "This is okay."
Woman: "Because I have so many years of experience in education, I am indeed better at this than the average parent."
Lin Feng; "You are good at this. Your own daughter has gone to Singapore to teach, and you don't want to go back to China to be with you. How can you educate other people's children?
But Auntie, I personally think that we can train a daughter with a master's degree in Singapore, which is very good.
I am willing to learn, and I respect you very much.
But these young people are very unqualified.
They will say why is your daughter not with you? You see, your daughter doesn’t want to go back to China, so why don’t you educate others?
But auntie, I respect you and recognize you. ”
Woman: "I know, okay, that's it."
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahaha Auntie is angry."
"You're so angry."
"I guess I'll blacklist the military advisor as soon as we get down to it."
"Fans -1, anti-fans +1."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Look, if someone says a few words, you will still get angry.
But Auntie, let me tell you, if you want to be on the Internet, that’s how it is. Many young people have a bad mouth.
But I respect you very much,
Auntie’s education is great and the family relationship is very harmonious. I appreciate it very much. Come on, Auntie. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I admire your aunt"
“One curse is enough to wash away eight sentences, and another curse comes out of your mouth (cover your face).”
"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard."
“Some young people on the Internet have bad mouths.”
"Guess why I don't smile (grin)."
"Because you are not born to laugh."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Auntie, those young people are very annoying, don't pay attention to them, I will always be your good brother, just come up to me if you have nothing to do."
"No, bye!"
The woman left without looking back.
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "You young people on the Internet, please don't spread rumors about me.
I respect the old, love the young, and am civilized, which is not what you say.
After this aunt came up, she said she wanted to hear what young people thought,
Then I gave her advice from the perspective of an upright and kind-hearted young man, but she didn't accept it.
Then I can only play the role of a young man who is not very high-quality and is easy to be rude on the Internet. I asked my aunt to take a look.
Maybe young people on the Internet just don’t like others to educate them. What do you say? Why should I come back? Why do you come back to command me?
This is what young people are like,
But I am not like that, aunt,
I personally admire you very much. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahahaha, I still wash it (laughing to death)."
"People have been scolded by you and you still defend yourself (Niubi)."
"This kid can't really divide himself."
"Excellent scene (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng took a sip of water: "Brothers, it's just a joke. I saw someone on the public screen saying that the military advisor is too angry and has no quality. How can you talk to your elders like this?
Really brothers,
When I heard that she was a teacher, especially a primary school teacher, I knew that this Mai could not continue normally.
Do you know why?
Because her profession is so special.
Teachers like to teach others, but they don’t like to listen and teach.
Especially primary school teachers, who usually require absolute obedience in class.
What do they think about every day?
Study lesson plans?
fart!
no.
Elementary school math needs some shitty lesson plans.
The top priority in their daily work is how to establish authority in the class.
How to manage these children who have no self-discipline.
Then educate them into good children who are obedient and don't talk back.
This is what they study every day.
If a child is obedient and honest, the parents will express their gratitude, and the principal will also give praise.
Their environment is like this.
We say that teaching and educating people is a great thing.
That's for sure.
But don’t forget that education is essentially domestication.
Tame a child and make him act according to your thoughts.
She has been teaching for decades and has domesticated too many children.
You want me to preach to her?
Impossible.
Of course, this is not absolute.
There are always some caring and warm teachers.
But the first two rounds have already proved it.
This aunt can't listen to what others say.
Instead of doing this, we might as well do the opposite.
Give her a deep Lianmai,
I don’t want to listen to what I say, so let her conflict and reflect on her own.
You believe me,
After going down, this aunt must be sitting on the sofa thinking, pulling her hair out.
But she must not have figured it out.
Do you know why?
Because of my behavior just now, in her eyes, I was the same as those thorny ones sitting in the last row of her class.
Disobeying the teacher, disobeying classroom disciplines, talking back, and causing trouble.
In the eyes of teachers, children like me are the least promising.
He couldn't even pass high school, so he ended up going to a junior college. After graduation, he found a job in an electronics factory and lived a miserable life.
From time to time, I still regret, regretting why I didn’t listen to the teacher back then.
But,
There are 70,000 people in my room!
There are many, many more students than she has taught in the past few decades combined.
She must be conflicted and unable to understand.
Why are so many people watching this bad student’s live broadcast?
All of a sudden, she broke the stereotype that she had had for decades.
Believe me, she must not be able to figure it out.
Still very dissatisfied.
It's impossible for her big size to come in, but she will definitely get a small size and stay in my live broadcast room every day from now on.
She just watched,
Let’s see what I am capable of, so many people can watch my live broadcast.
Just watch it,
Either she won't come in, or if she does, I will make it impossible for her to get out.
I can't handle her with just one round of mics, but if I try to ping a few more times, she'll have to reflect on herself.
If she dares to squat for three months, I will completely change her life. ”
After Lin Feng finished speaking, the brothers on the public screen exploded.
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Damn it! !
Damn it! ! !
"It seems like a fool's errand, but actually it's a shocking plan. (Oh my god)."
"Is this guy's brain like a computer? One step counts three steps, and he can control people's hearts to death."
"It's not just three steps. Seven or eight steps are not an exaggeration. I got goosebumps when I listened to the character analysis of Teacher Guang (horrible)."
"Getting into the game with one's own body, playing the role of the bad boy in the class, breaking the teacher's inherent impression of bad boys from the inside, thus making the teacher feel conflicted and self-reflective (it's so cool)."
"Is this the strength of a military advisor?"
"Horror!!"
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "A brother said what if she gets angry and blocks me?
No way.
Although this aunt is stubborn, she thinks a lot.
People with many ideas and small minds are extremely easy to fall into emotional internal conflict.
Let me give you an example, if I no longer live broadcast, or suddenly quit the network.
The saddest thing must not be you, but her.
Because she never had the chance to defeat me and refute me.
Do you understand what I mean? ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahaha, it's so true."
"I am a person who thinks too much. If anyone scolds me, I will remember him forever (face covering)."
"Not only do I remember it, but I also rehearse it in my mind every day on how to refute him next time."
"The teacher prefers to correct others."
"It's over. Auntie connected once but was plotted for the rest of her life (laughing to death)."
Auntie: Which one of us is petty? (smile)
Hahahahaha. (End of chapter)