Chapter 42 Silly Zhu Xu Damao fell into the cesspool!
Chapter 42 Silly Zhu and Xu Damao fell into the cesspool!
"I..."
Facing the glare of the security section chief,
Silly Zhu was about to speak,
The next second.
There was a series of loud farts.
"Puff, puff, puff——"
All of a sudden,
Even the security department is filled with a strong stench,
Just like a latrine.
"..."
As for the security section chief,
At this moment, he no longer cares about interrogating Silly Zhu.
Instead, he quickly called for people to take Shazhu out of the security department,
So as not to disturb their office.
"This is a stepping horse,"
And after Silly Zhu was taken out of the office,
Looking at the mess on the ground,
The security section chief couldn't help but scratch his head, with a distressed look on his face.
"What the hell is this!"
——
On the other side, in the public toilet of the steel rolling mill,
From time to time, there was a loud fart sound of "Puff, Puff, Puff",
I don’t know,
I thought someone was playing firecrackers in the manure pit!
But in fact,
There was a somewhat depressed figure in the public toilet, also looking like he was about to collapse.
He was gnashing his teeth and cursing continuously.
"Something's wrong,"
"Silly bastard must have secretly done something to the food,"
"Otherwise, how could I have been fucking since I finished eating and haven't stopped till now!"
And this unlucky guy is naturally Xu Damao.
As Sha Zhu’s old enemy for many years, the latter also knows what Sha Zhu is like.
All of a sudden, I was relieved of my constant diarrhea,
Got in touch with Silly Pillar!
"Silly Zhu, I fucked your grandma, we are not done with this today!"
When I thought about squatting in the public toilet for more than an hour, my legs almost lost all feeling.
Especially the smell in this public toilet,
Even pinching the nose is a bit unbearable.
Xu Damao suspected,
Not to mention the clothes on my body, I'm afraid my whole person will be pickled!
My heart is also filled with hatred for Silly Pillar,
I plan to find an opportunity to manipulate the other party,
It would be best to let Shazhu also taste the taste of traveling thousands of miles!
At this time,
Xu Damao noticed a figure,
He also limped and entered the public toilet holding his stomach.
Subconsciously lowered his head,
I was afraid that my colleagues in the factory would see me squatting in the latrine for such a long time.
If it gets spread accidentally,
Isn’t it true that his reputation in this life can’t be kept?
But soon,
Xu Damao noticed that this figure looked familiar,
Especially when the other party came closer, his eyes turned red.
"Silly pillar!"
The so-called enemies are extremely jealous when they meet,
Looking at the silly column in front of me,
Xu Damao couldn't wait to rush over and fight with the opponent!
However, the next second,
There was an untimely movement in his stomach,
And it was even more violent than before.
"Puff puff puff, puff puff puff——!"
This continuous sound naturally alarmed Silly Zhu,
Only then did the latter notice that there was another person in the pit, and he was an old acquaintance of his.
I couldn't help but feel happy.
"Hey, isn't this Xu Damao?"
"How about it, doesn't it feel like squatting in a pit?"
"Hmph,"
"Silly Zhu, just wait for me!"
Looking at his rival who was gloating about his misfortune, Xu Damao showed a hint of anger in his eyes,
But soon,
But I saw that the originally proud Silly Zhu also changed his expression,
Then without saying a word,
He just squatted in the pit next to him.
What follows,
There is also the familiar "puff puff puff" sound.
All of a sudden,
Xu Damao naturally reacted quickly.
Although I don’t know why Silly Zhu was as hungry as himself.
But I immediately became happy. "Hahaha,"
"Silly Zhu, you have today, and you still dare to laugh at me?"
"You are calling it fifty steps to laugh at a hundred steps. No... it should be called self-inflicted evil and you will not live!"
"Xu Damao, you are looking for death!"
A few words left,
Silly Zhu was also angry!
He looked at Xu Damao as if he wanted to eat someone,
After all,
What he experienced today was not just as simple as diarrhea,
Instead, he was completely socialized in the cafeteria,
Almost half of the workers in the steel rolling mill saw it!
Not to mention,
The people from the security department are still looking for trouble for him.
As you can imagine,
The factory will probably punish him tomorrow morning!
And what Xu Damao said,
For Shazhu, it was like the last straw that broke the camel's back!
It also made the latter completely angry!
He stood up and pushed towards Xu Damao.
And the latter,
Being caught off guard, he was pushed into the cesspool.
However,
Before Silly Zhu could be happy for a long time, he felt his feet slip and he fell in too!
"Plop, plop!"
There were two sounds of heavy objects falling into the water,
But they saw Xu Damao and Sha Zhu falling into the cesspool one after another.
Then they stared at each other in the cesspool.
"Silly Pillar,"
"Is there something wrong with you?"
"Now that we have both fallen, are you satisfied this time?"
"Xu Damao, it's not all your fault,"
"If it weren't for you, how could I have fallen?"
At this moment,
Even in such an environment,
Xu Damao and Silly Zhu are also enemies who are extremely jealous when they meet!
They started tearing and wrestling with each other.
However,
In this cesspit, there is not much room for the two of them to perform.
For a time,
I can’t help but feel that it’s hard to tell the difference!
It’s just that
Xu Damao became cruel.
Regardless of being disgusted, he grabbed a piece of Ollie and smeared it on Silly Zhu’s face,
The latter also started to fight back in a learned manner.
For a time,
The two of them actually played a snowball fight in this cesspool!
It’s just that
When people have a snowball fight, it’s just snow,
But Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were playing with Ollie!
It can only be said that it is quite outrageous!
Perhaps the two of them made so much noise that a worker who came to use the toilet happened to step into the toilet,
The next second,
He just turned around and ran away without saying anything!
No way,
This miserable and desperate scene in the toilet is really scary!
As for Sha Zhu and Xu Damao,
I also realized it quickly,
The current situation between the two is not suitable for continuing the fight.
"Silly Zhu, stop now!"
"If we are seen like this by others, will we lose face?"
"At least go up first and talk about it first,"
And Shazhu also felt that there was some truth to what he said,
After all,
The smell in this cesspool is really overpowering,
He almost fainted just by smelling the strong swamp smell!
"OK,"
"But how do we get up there?"
You know,
This is a public toilet in a steel rolling mill,
Considering that nearly ten thousand people use the factory, it’s a very deep dig!
Even if they were two adults inside, only their heads and necks were exposed.
How easy is it to climb out on your own?
"How about..."
"Silly Zhu, you carry me up first, and then I pull you up?"
As for Xu Damao,
He also rolled his eyes and suddenly suggested.
(End of chapter)