Chapter 43 Xu Damao comes to visit and uses me as a gunman?
Chapter 43: Xu Damao comes to visit and uses me as a gunman?
"Hmph, Xu Damao, do you think I'm stupid?"
"Why don't you say you fight me up first, and then I pull you up?"
Obviously,
Silly Zhu is also well aware of the virtues of his mortal enemy.
If he really believed Xu Damao's words and sent the other party up,
I'm afraid I have to stay down there.
As for Xu Damao,
With the same idea, I can't trust Silly Zhu at all.
"So, we don't have to talk anymore?"
The two looked at each other,
No one was willing to make concessions, and they all saw the thoughts in the other's eyes.
"Then just wait and call someone!"
The two immediately shouted at the top of their lungs,
Soon,
There was a rush of footsteps outside the public toilet.
It turns out,
The worker who went to the toilet earlier,
After seeing the chaotic scene in the public toilet,
Without saying a word, he found the security department.
As several members of the security department came to the public toilet,
I also saw the horrific scene at a glance, as well as the shouts of Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.
"Is there anyone? Xu Damao fell into the manure pit!"
"Help, Silly Pillar fell into the manure pit, please come here and help!"
"..."
Seeing the two calling each other's names, everyone in the security department was stunned.
But in the end,
They still found ropes and bamboo poles, and asked Xu Damao and Silly Zhu to hold on to one of them,
It wastes the strength of the boss,
Only then did they pull the two of them out of the pit.
It’s just that
When I saw the two people in front of me, their bodies, faces, and even their hair were all made by Ollie.
Not to mention someone from the security department,
Even the steel rolling mill workers who heard the news and joined in the fun couldn't help but be stunned.
Especially,
Seeing Sha Zhu and Xu Damao opening their mouths,
Not only was his mouth full of Ollie, but he could even see half a maggot in his teeth.
Coupled with the stinking smell of the two of them.
I also vomited involuntarily.
"Ugh, vomit——"
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, don't come here, stay away from us!"
"You are going to die, Xu Damao and Silly Zhu,"
"Did you fall into the manure pit, or did you eat extra food in it?"
"That's right, it's just killing people!"
"I'm going to vomit out my lunch today!"
"Stop talking, I'm worse off than you,"
"I had a good lunch at lunch, but Silly Zhu suddenly had a seizure in the cafeteria,"
"Good guy,"
"It was like flying down three thousand feet, a thousand miles!"
“I picked up half of the lunch box and couldn’t eat it anymore, so I poured it all into the swill bucket!”
“I originally wanted to go home and have something to eat and drink until the evening,”
"Now seeing them both like this,"
"Don't talk about dinner, I won't even have the appetite to eat tomorrow!"
"When you say that, I also want to..."
"Ugh——"
——
I have to say,
The news about Silly Zhu and Xu Damao falling into the manure pit spread throughout the entire steel rolling mill almost immediately!
Especially Xu Damao's side,
When I think that today I was not only plotted against by Silly Zhu, but also made me squat in the toilet for more than an hour,
Moreover, he was kicked into the cesspit by the other party, and his whole body was soaked with salt.
Even after being rescued,
Xu Damao also washed himself with soap three times, and several layers of skin on his body were rubbed off.
But it still has a faint odor.
I feel so angry!
You know,
On weekdays, Xu Damao is at the steel rolling mill,
I also relied on my ability as a projectionist and my ability to speak well,
There are some female workers, radio broadcasters and the like who are flirting with each other to take advantage of them.
But today,
After learning about his glorious deeds of falling into a manure pit,
Those female workers,
Almost as soon as he saw him, he turned around and ran away!
"You bastard, stupid Zhu," "If I don't settle this account with you properly, from now on, my name, Xu Damao, will be pronounced backwards!"
Complaints are complaints,
But it will be a while,
Xu Damao really can’t find a good way to torment Silly Pillar,
However, he rolled his eyes and quickly thought of a countermeasure,
First, I went to the supply and marketing cooperative and bought a bottle of liquor.
Then I found some local products at home that my fellow villagers gave me when I went to the countryside to watch movies.
Then he arrived at Xu Yi's house in a hurry.
"Huh?"
The so-called don’t go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything,
Xu Yi also had a look of surprise in his eyes when he saw Xu Damao carrying liquor and a bag of mountain goods.
You know,
Since the two of them separated, his cheap brother has not been here once,
The two of them didn't even have much interaction.
However,
Xu Yi naturally knew what happened in the steel rolling mill,
He quickly guessed the purpose of Xu Damao's visit.
"Rain, go get some peanuts,"
"I know, Brother Xu Yi."
Seeing He Yuyu’s rather well-behaved and sensible appearance,
Xu Damao couldn't help but show envy.
After all,
My younger brother summons Silly Zhu’s sister,
In a sense, he can be regarded as overwhelming Si Zhu.
Of course,
Thinking of his purpose today, Xu Damao's face showed some enthusiasm.
"Brother,"
"I heard that you were promoted to canteen director by the factory. I'm here to express my gratitude to you today!"
"Haha,"
When Xu Yi heard this, he smiled and said nothing,
Holding a glass of wine, he chatted with Xu Damao.
Until I finish a few glasses of wine,
Xu Damao's face showed a bit of drunkenness before he finally couldn't help but said.
"This silly column is simply too much!"
"It's okay to antagonize us brothers in the yard, but we are still so arrogant in the steel rolling mill,"
"Brother, you are the director of the cafeteria now,"
"This new official has three things to do when he takes office. Why don't he start with the stupid pillar, kill the chicken and scare the monkey, and establish his authority for others?"
Coming!
Xu Yi suddenly showed a playful expression when he heard this.
Why doesn’t he understand?
This is Xu Damao deliberately encouraging himself to deal with Silly Zhu and use him as a spearman!
It’s just that
It would be too rough to want to kill people with a few words!
"Brother,"
"Do you think I don't want to deal with the stupid column?"
"But you also know,"
“This silly Zhu doesn’t even give the factory director and deputy director the respect because he knows how to cook.”
"On the contrary, these leaders pointed to his skills to cook for the factory."
"I have just taken office now, and my foundation is not stable. It is really difficult to deal with stupid pillars!"
"But I do have a good idea,"
"Not only can it embarrass Shazhu, but it can also sow discord between Shazhu and Yi Zhonghai and the others!"
A few words left,
Xu Damao also showed curiosity in his eyes.
"Really?"
"Brother, please tell me what to do?"
Xu Yi, on the other hand, poured himself a glass of wine calmly,
It was under Xu Damao's anxious eyes that he smiled and said.
"Brother, what do you think?"
"What is the biggest problem of Silly Pillar now?"
"This..."
Xu Damao couldn't help but fell into deep thought,
Although,
He and Silly Zhu are old enemies, and they have disliked each other since childhood.
They pinch each other every chance they get.
But almost every time it ends with Xu Damao provoking trouble and then being beaten up by Silly Zhu!
Occasionally I took advantage,
He also suffered a big loss at the hands of Silly Zhu very quickly.
(End of chapter)