Chapter 48 Dong Qiang’s Weight Loss Diary
The matter of Deyun Club recording the group show is not a secret. Some actors have said it on the stage before.
For example, Zhang Jiunan from the sixth team complained bitterly on stage more than once that Tuan Zong did not have himself. This was also to promote Tuan Zong.
Now that the first episode of recording is over, these actors who participated in the recording will go to the small theater, and they will all mention the troupe in the subtitles.
Of course, everyone is a crosstalk actor and knows that they can't work hard, so the specific content of the show is not mentioned, just like the trailer, to stimulate everyone's interest.
For example, Qin Xiaoxian, when he came on stage, his partner Sun Jiuxian expressed his envy for his participation in the troupe. Qin Xiaoxian immediately waved his hand and said, "What are you envious of?"
Aren’t the audience just curious about how he cheated?
Then there are Shaobing and Cao Heyang. When Luan Yunping was mentioned on stage, he was directly called Xiao Luan. Why? Go watch the show!
In short, everyone is mentioning it, and the Deyun Society crosstalk enthusiasts are looking forward to it.
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang also want to talk. Their performance at the Tianqiao Theater successfully saved the audience.
The fourth team of Deyun, led by Yan Hexiang, and Guo Qilin went to take on other variety shows, and Yan Hexiang did not perform, so the two of them naturally took over the job of saving money.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dong Qiang's Weight Loss Diary", performed by Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang!"
Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang came on stage and bowed: "Dongqiang, we have gained a lot from this group show!"
"What's the harvest?"
“When I come back, I’ll save my base in the fourth team!”
"That's right!"
"Do you know why? I made Guo Qilin cry in the tuanzong. He cried so much that his voice became hoarse from crying and he couldn't come back. So the two of us naturally saved up!"
"You are quite wicked!"
Why was Guo Qilin made to cry by Qi Long? Go watch the show!
"What's wrong with being wicked? I'm being wicked for both of us! If I were not wicked, our combined names would be Qi Delong and Dongqiang."
After opening the door and throwing the baggage out with a name, it attracted laughter.
"Speaking of Tuanzong, Dongqiang, you are lucky. Five years ago you would have been unable to participate!"
"Why?"
"Too fat!"
"Oh, fat people are not allowed to participate!"
"No, Deyun Dou Xiaoshe is an outdoor variety show, and he can't run if he's too fat!"
"Yes, it requires physical strength! Then why is Yue Yunpeng there? Isn't he very fat?"
"Oh, what you said is right. Xiao Yue looks fat alone. In fact, he is often overlooked as a fat man! (Why?) Because he is standing next to the fatter Sun Yue, the one who raises elephants. His role is to set off Yue Yunpeng is not that fat!”
"Five years ago, Dong Qiang and Sun Yue stood together. Oh, that was amazing!"
"What's wrong?"
At this point, the audience will think that it may be that Sun Yue does not look like a fat man when he is around Dong Qiang. Echoing the previous words, the guessed laugh may not be so funny
So Qi Long The burden is not this, but: "It's like Sun Yue taking the elephant out for a walk!"
The audience laughed, which not only showed how fat Dong Qiang was, but also made him laugh.
Next, we talked about Dongqiang losing weight. From now on, the weight loss effect is also very successful. He recorded his weight loss experience and called it "Dongqiang Weight Loss Diary".
"Teacher Dongqiang's diary is a serious diary!"
"right!"
Qi Long immediately became the tone of the film and television: "Who is a serious person who keeps a diary? What is written in the diary can only be what is in the heart? Can what is written in the heart be written in the diary? It's despicable!"
"Why am I so mean?"
"You don't understand this. I read your diary carefully, and I found that the most classic and most effective way to lose weight that you summarized in this diary is applause!"
The audience understood it as soon as they heard it and immediately applauded.
After the applause stopped, Gao Dongqiang looked at Qi Long with a look of disgust: "Your way of asking for applause is too low-end. Ouch, I'm so embarrassed!"
"I'm so embarrassed, it's not this applause!"
"That is?"
"Applause for love!" Qi Long showed a rather lewd smile.
"Applause for love?" Gao Dongqiang was confused.
Qi Long stretched out his hand and patted it three times. There were some people in the audience who understood immediately and were delighted, while others were confused.
Gao Dongqiang was confused at first, but then suddenly realized: "Co-writing my weight loss diary is a verb?"
"Yes, one record per day. I have recorded it for more than 700 days. Life lies in exercise! Either way, you will lose weight quickly!"
After such a review, coupled with Qi Long's answer, the audience who didn't understand understood it, and they burst into laughter. It was such a high-level pornographic joke.
"Don't talk nonsense, there is no such thing!"
"Just kidding, Teacher Dongqiang seriously used himself as the experimental subject. He used various weight loss methods over and over again and summed up effective weight loss methods. I have written them all down! First of all, the first one he tried It’s called Pi Valley!”
"Bi Gu, why did you stop talking again?"
"Yes, yes, in short, he just doesn't eat. It was the Little New Year at that time, and he changed the formula from the Little New Year to the New Year's Eve into a fart version!"
"You said twenty-three, Tanggua Guan, twenty-four, the one who sweeps the house?"
"Yes!"
"Then I am twenty-three:"
"Hungry for a day!"
"Oh, if you're hungry for one day, you can't eat. What about twenty-four?"
"Food day! It's a special holiday where food is taboo, and you don't eat anything."
"Twenty-five:"
"On an empty stomach!"
"I've been hungry for three days now. Is it time for some food? Twenty-six:"
"Look at the meat!"
"Just looking at it? Oh, twenty-seven:"
"Look at the chicken!"
"Twenty-eight:"
"Sniff the duck!"
"Twenty-nine:"
"Sending you away!"
"Ah? I'm just leaving?! Is that what I wrote in my diary?"
"Yes, I remember very clearly. You were so hungry that day that you fell into a coma. The doctor I sent you to the hospital said you can't lose weight by dieting, you must eat!"
"This is right!"
"Just ask the doctor what you can eat. The doctor said you can search online for what to eat to lose weight. At that time, Dong Qiang was weak and asked me to search for him, so I copied the diet on the Internet and sent it to him. 1. Nuts (this is high-quality fat), 2. eggs (this is high-quality protein), 3. cucumber (dietary fiber vegetable), 4. apple (this is fruit, vitamin), 5. sweet potato (carbohydrate with lower calories)."
After finishing speaking, Gao Dongqiang said: "Look at this, everything the human body needs is listed!"
"Oh no, after a while you asked me to take you to the hospital!"
"Why am I sick again?"
"After seeing you, your belly is as bulging as a rubber ball. Tell me (weak), one nut, two eggs, and three cucumbers are not a problem, four apples are barely enough, and five sweet potatoes are enough for me!" "
"Should I eat according to the number?"
"Later he learned that he should eat in moderation, eat less rice and more fruit. He often brought that fruit with him when we went out together. I remember one time, he brought a mango!"
"Mango is good, it has few calories and is delicious."
"But he was wearing a T-shirt, and there was no place to put it. He put it on the back of his crotch. When he was riding the bus, there was a pop, the mango cracked, and yellow water flowed out on the ground!"
"Ouch."
"As soon as everyone in the car ran away, Dong Qiang became anxious. In order to prove that he was not running away in public, he picked up the sticky mango and stuffed it into his mouth to prove himself. Seeing this scene, everyone in the car vomited. "
There were bursts of laughter in the audience, and there is a picture!
Let me tell you, we mainly write cross talk, and secondly we write outdoor variety shows, interspersed with daily life
(End of this chapter)