Chapter 94 Entrepreneurship Challenges
The satirical cross talk masterpiece was successfully uploaded to the Internet that night. The comments were soaring, and many people saw themselves in this cross talk.
It seems like he is talking about a liar, but in fact he is talking about companies and enterprises. It is full of irony.
Crosstalk commentator commented: We still don’t know how many surprises Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang can bring us.
The writing is explosive, the writing is fluent, the narrative cross talk "A Dream about Hell" is immersive, and the acting cross talk looks like anything. People still call him No. 38 Qi Qi.
The cross talk at the party has been verified in the game carnival; not to mention the vulgar ones, the three vulgar little baggage is also easy to pick up!
Now here comes another cross talk full of satire, which can be said to be an all-rounder.
The Internet was full of praise, but in reality Qi Long was explaining to his mother: Ruan Jingtian is not Mingdao!
The program has not yet started airing, but photos from the CCTV planning meeting have been leaked, and the photos of the six permanent members of the official version of "Challenge Are Amazing" are posted on them.
Qi Long's mother was a little surprised when she saw it: "Mingdao? I remember you watched other people's TV series when you were a teenager. Are you still so young now?"
"That's Ruan Jingtian, who is also an idol drama actor, but not Mingdao." Qi Long quickly explained that the two of them only look similar at first glance, but there are differences if you look closely!
Qi Long's father ate the cut apple: "Isn't Ruan Jingtian the one who got stabbed? Isn't he a capable actor? How could he become an idol drama actor?"
"That's Yin Kuai Tian"
"Oh, I remembered it wrong!"
Gao Dongqiang, who was a guest, told his godfather: "It's hard to remember the names of people in the entertainment industry, Zhang Xinyi, Zhang Yuxi, Zhang Xinyu, Zhang Hanyun, Zhang Hanyu, Zhang Shaohan, Zhang Yixing."
"Okay, after hearing all these names, just remember them all!" Qi's father laughed.
Qi Long smiled and said: "Dad, tell me, I still remember something from my childhood!"
Qi Long's parents looked over curiously, and Qi Long began to talk.
"When I was a child, my master, Mr. Hou, had a card player named Zhang. That day, Uncle Zhang brought his son to my master's house as a guest. My master was working with Master Dong Qiang in the study. My master's wife was not here to entertain me. I said, "What's your surname?" , he said the surname is Zhang!”
"Zhang Ke is expensive!" Dong Qiang answered naturally.
The surname Zhang is the surname of the legendary Jade Emperor. There is no need to be expensive when introducing yourself.
"That's not necessarily true. What if someone sets up a Zaozhang? I'd like to ask, are you a Gong Changzhang or a Zaozhang? People say Gong Zhangzhang, but I say it's inevitably expensive. You have such a noble surname. "Have you had your meal? Then I will make tea for you and find the tea knife for you to cut the tea leaves."
"It's a normal way to treat guests!" Gao Dongqiang wondered what the meaning of this was.
"As soon as I left, I heard Uncle Zhang lecturing his child. Look at how polite the children are. You have to learn it. The little brother said that I can do it too. Later, I went to their house with the master, and the child asked: What is your surname? Huh? My master said that your surname is Hou!"
"The surname Hou must be exempted from the noble title!"
"The child is just like me. He keeps asking: Are you a male monkey or a female monkey?"
"Ah? Did you ask that?"
"My master was also stunned. From the biological structure, it shouldn't be difficult to tell that I am a boy, right? The child then asked: Have you eaten?"
"Is it okay to be pregnant?" Gao Dongqiang was shocked, and Qi Long's parents were happy.
The meaning of gelding is to castrate livestock.
"When the child saw that my master was still covered up, he immediately shouted: I'm going to get the knife right now! My master is so scared. Is he going to stab me with a knife? Run!"
This is a true story. Qi Long couldn't hold back his joy at that time. The younger brother was beaten by Uncle Zhang, and the memory is very deep.
A few days later, the recording of "The Great Challenge" officially started. The six regular members met and each introduced themselves.
Immediately afterwards, the program team distributed a start-up capital of 5,000 yuan for them to prepare for starting a business, and then started filming a one-day entrepreneurial challenge. However, before that, there was a pre-mission task, asking everyone to guess what the content of the startups of five people other than themselves was. What.
The one who guesses the most correctly will get a program staff member as an assistant for free.
For others, if the business needs help from people, labor fees must be paid, with a minimum of two hundred.
This was a money-saving project. Everyone immediately started writing it carefully on the whiteboard, and everyone published it in turn.
Qi Long first showed off Sa Beining's part: "I think Teacher Sa should sell height-increasing shoes, height-increasing insoles, and height-increasing socks, and personally demonstrate the height directly from 1.6 meters to 1.7 meters!"
Everyone else was laughing, what a shame, Sa Beining had already ran out and pretended to beat him.
Avoiding Xiao Zai and laughing to himself, Qi Long continued to read: "Nigometi, you should be selling mutton skewers. Xinjiang Province grilled mutton skewers. I guarantee that you will think of two skewers after eating one skewer, and think of three skewers after eating two skewers." Alas."
Nicometi nodded: "I'm better than him, so I'm not being criticized!"
"I write everything objectively. Sa Beining himself can't accept that he is short. Let's look at the next one, Ruan Jingtian, whose entrepreneurial content is: robbing a bank!"
"Hahahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed and slapped the table. At first glance, it seems that the effect of the program is not good enough to guess, is robbing a bank plausible?
"I am playing a gangster, not a real gangster!" Ruan Jingtian shouted quickly, facing the camera: "I am not a criminal in private!"
After Qi Long waited for everyone to laugh, he said seriously: "Later I thought he might not show this side, so I changed it to selling autographs. He is an idol drama actor. Selling autographs can not only sign Ruan Jingtian, but also give people If you sign Mingdao, my mother will recognize him as Mingdao!"
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed again.
When he arrived at Shayi, Qi Long said he could sell skin care products. On the left were photos of him when he was a military art school student and when he was in Bai Zhantang, and on the right were photos of him now, one before and one after skin care.
As for Yue Yunpeng, Qi Long estimated that he wanted to sell food because: [He has big shoulders and a thick waist, so he is either a boss or a cook! 】
When Qi Long expressed his guess, everyone was having fun from beginning to end, especially when the unexpected "bank robbery" came out, they were stunned with laughter.
In comparison, other people's guesses are not as effective as the show. They are all serious guesses.
However, serious guessing is useless, because it is difficult for you to guess what everyone is selling.
When the final announcement was made, not a single guess was correct.
Qi Long wants to sell healthy meals, Sa Beining wants to go to the countryside to collect vegetables that farmers cannot sell and sell them in the market, Ruan Jingtian wants to sell handmade soaps, Sand Art wants to sell pancakes, and Nico Maiti sells milk tea and coffee.
The most outrageous thing is Yue Yunpeng. He said that his wife's manicure would cost money, so he wanted to learn how to do manicure and then set up a stall.
After hearing his entrepreneurial idea, Qi Long felt that he was at the bottom.
A girl who spends money to do manicures must be more concerned about the appearance. She would not choose a cross talk actor who doesn’t look like a professional to do manicures.
Since no one guessed correctly, they all need to spend money. To hire people, even if you are using your own assistant, you have to pay from the entrepreneurial capital, at least 100 yuan per person.
Qi Long didn't look for anyone else, so he used his own assistant Xiao Chi!
Xiao Chi came to Qi Long and gave him advice: "Brother Long, I just chatted with their assistants. The assistants of Sa Beining and Nigometi have made KT boards and roll-up banners for promotion. We don't need to do them." ”
"No, no, it costs more. Just find a piece of cardboard and write on it with a marker!"
"What about the speaker? It can play shouts in a loop."
"No, no, no, a crosstalk actor still uses a loudspeaker to shout? Just a weak voice will do!"
"Do I want to buy you some lozenges?"
"No, no, no, why do you want me to spend money? Try to be frugal in everything!" There is a better one in my mobile phone app. It will automatically act on the body with one click, saving money!
Qi Long emphasizes frugality, money should be used wisely, and there should be no unnecessary expenses at all.
However, he attaches great importance to food hygiene and safety. Transparent covers that can block droplets, sanitary gloves, raw and cooked chopping boards, etc. should be spent. The rest are okay but not necessary.
The next day, Xiao Chi went shopping, while Qi Long searched for food stalls for rent in the company park or small streets nearby where stalls were allowed to be set up on the software.
It's not easy to find. Just call them. Most of them don't rent them for a day. There are also some that rent them for a day but don't allow shooting.
But hard work paid off, and in the end, he found a good place, a large company park near Baiziwan, the imperial capital.
There are a large office building composed of seven or eight company campuses. There is a street in the middle that is a food street, which has been transformed into stalls like a school cafeteria. Each stall has supporting facilities such as sinks and steam pots. The rental fee is 800 a day.
It’s cheap to rent for a long time, but it’s expensive to rent for just one day.
Food in the Imperial Capital is actually not that expensive. What is more expensive is labor and rent, so it doesn’t cost much to buy food and cook it at home. Prices outside are high.
When Qi Long and the camera crew that followed him arrived there, the person in charge was shocked.
You didn’t mention the variety show filmed by CCTV on the phone, nor did you say it was Qi Long, a cross talk actor who is very popular recently. If you had told me, I would have agreed.
“Teacher Qi, I’ll waive the venue fee for you. It’s also publicity for us.”
"That's absolutely not possible. Just pay how much you have to pay!" He was worried that people would give him a discount or free of charge because of CCTV's reputation and because his little face looked familiar, so he contacted me on the phone.
Since it is a variety show for professional experience, it should put aside the so-called star halo.
He can't control others, this is what he requires of himself.
After confirming the stall, Qi Long asked Xiao Chi to come over and start cleaning up. Some merchants who were open late came to watch the excitement, and a few enthusiastic people even helped.
Although colleagues in the industry are enemies and stores in the same food area compete, Qi Long only works for one day, so there is not much competition.
Maybe, because Qi Long is here, many people in the park who only order takeout can come to this area to eat tomorrow, and business may even get better!
(End of chapter)