Chapter 159 Qi Long’s identity: Dancer!
During the Spring Festival, one of the repertoires is to visit relatives and friends. As a child, Qi Long was very keen on visiting relatives, especially after learning cross talk. Whenever he visited relatives, he would have the opportunity to perform, and even if his words were not good, the relatives would There is only praise.
Now, Qi Long has also changed from a performer to a spectator, watching the performances of relatives' children.
Among them, Qi Long’s cousin and uncle’s cousin’s son was very interested in cross talk because of Qi Long’s relationship. He performed a cross talk on stage at their elementary school’s New Year’s Eve party. At this time, his cousin’s sister-in-law Just tell the child something.
The children don’t have stage fright either. They just go on stage and act, and one person has to play the role of teasing and complimenting, and they want to do a "Poetry in Rhythm"!
This Qi Long is familiar with him. He has heard of the cross talk competition, and the creator of this work is Liu Chunshan from Deyun Society. Qi Long saw that he wanted to play two people by himself, so he went up to encourage the child.
"Come, I'll come with you!"
"Do you remember the lyrics?" My cousin raised his head and asked.
Qi Long nodded: "Of course I remember it. If your little brain can remember it, of course my big brain can remember it too."
"No, no!"
"What's wrong?"
"My new brain is very useful!" The child Jin Xiaoyu proudly put his hands on his hips and raised his head proudly.
Relatives who were watching the children's performance were all amused. Qi Long's mother told Qi Long's father that their family has a sense of humor. If you look at it, children can also be funny.
Then the formal performance begins, with the rules introduced first.
As mentioned earlier, each poem uses one of the thirteen major rhymes to rhyme.
The first word of the first line of the poem must be a location or scene, and an animal must appear.
In the second sentence, the animal has to go somewhere.
The last line of the poem must be written by two ancient people, and these two ancient people must know each other and be able to talk to each other.
And whatever the tone of the first line of poetry is, the next three lines must all have the same tone.
"Everyone will understand one by one, but if I talk about this one, everyone may not understand. Either I will give you an example. After I have given the example, there are only twelve major mistakes left. The two of us have six poems each. You see how?"
Qi Long asked.
The real nephew nodded: "Okay, the first big mistake, Suo Bozhe, please give me a poem and find your bearings first."
"Suo, let me turn left, left, is this the direction?"
"Yes, please write a poem!"
"A goose flew from the left, flew to Wang Qingtuo, shook his head and neck, and saw Su Shi and Su Che!"
"Okay!" The real nephew applauded: "Let's choose Huiduizhe for the second big mistake, you go ahead!"
Qi Long's eyes widened: "Why should I continue? I just said something!"
"You were just giving an example, now is the competition!"
I have to say that although this little boy has not systematically learned cross talk, he is very talented like Qi Long.
What he said was righteous and bad.
Qi Long had no choice but to sing another song: [A turtle crawled from the north, climbed to the mountain city monument, stretched its neck to show off its power, and saw Guan Yu and Zhang Fei! 】
When you are a child, in this cross talk, if you are flattering, you must say it rightly, and if you are funny, you must say it wrongly.
What he was talking about was related to his family.
[Say that a tiger ran out of the fog, jumped into the Great Rift Valley, and saw your uncle and your mother]
"Oh, have you seen my relatives? You have to compare them to an ancient person!" Qi Long asked. The child replied: [A yellow-robed monster and a white-haired rat! 】
"You kid, why are you talking about your grandpa like that?" Qi Long pointed at his uncle, who was also the kid's grandpa, and shouted.
"Hahahaha!" Everyone in the family was happy.
Qi Long knew the work of "Rhyme Poems" when he was in Peng Ke. He teased Peng Ke's family members and compared them to monsters.
For example, seeing your father and mother, a gray wolf and a red wolf;
I saw your mother and your father, one was running around, the other was running around, and so on.
When he inquired about the job, Qi Long thought of this joke about your uncle and your mother, and deliberately told it to him, Gu Suzhe. The child took the bait, and Qi Long in turn treated the child as a burden and threw it out. Family members who talk about this period can still have novel experiences.
Either the person who praises the person is often a generation older than the person who makes the person laugh, or even a senior, or the person who praises the person wants to measure up well, and the requirements for cross talk strength are higher.
After the talent show, Qi Long asked his nephew if he wanted to learn cross talk systematically.
If he wanted, he could let him be Dongqiang's apprentice or Guo Degang's apprentice and study at Deyun Chuan Xishe. There was no need to delay school time. He could study for two months every summer and practice more in the remaining time.
After staying at home for three days and meeting all the relatives he should see, Qi Long immediately flew to Yunnan Province because the new issue of "Extreme Men's Gang" was to be recorded and the start time was before the sixth day of the lunar month. For this reason , Yan Min also gave a start-up red envelope to all the staff of the program team and tripled their wages.
After arriving at the place, the brothers gathered together for a meal first. Unfortunately, it is not the season for eating mushrooms. Otherwise, we would have to try the specialties of Yunnan Province.
Qi Long was regretting it, but Wang Xun, who was timid, was thankful: "I don't dare to eat that thing, I'm afraid of being poisoned!"
"It's okay. As long as you cook it three times, you won't be poisoned?"
"What is Sanju?"
"You need to be familiar with the types of fungi, know what can be eaten and what cannot be eaten, what can be eaten after being cooked and what cannot be eaten after being cooked. The second thing is that it must be cooked!"
"What about the third one?" Hearing Qi Long stop talking halfway, Wang Xun also knew that the burden was coming.
"You need to be familiar with the way to the hospital. Seek treatment early and get treatment early!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Although there were no bacteria, the local rice noodles were excellent. The few people ate quite comfortably. But before they finished eating, the director came in, holding a small box, and asked them to draw the identity of the next day. The camera also Recorded.
Qi Long immediately shrank back when he saw the lottery draw. He didn't think he could draw anything good, so he simply let others draw first.
Each of the brothers took one envelope, and Qi Long took one of the other two envelopes, thinking this time should be good, right? When he opened the envelope, he was shocked by the two words on it.
【beggar】!
"Hahahahahahaha!" Seeing Qi Long's luck, everyone opened their envelopes with laughter.
Sun Honglei, Your Majesty!
Huang Bai, prime minister!
Wang Xun, a wealthy businessman!
Luo Zhiqiang, a small street vendor.
Zhang Yixing, from a calligraphy family
"Why are they all so good? I suspect there is something wrong. Let me see the last envelope!" Qi Long shouted, he was at the bottom before the game even started?
The director spoke: "Teacher Qi, I can give you a chance to change. If you choose the envelope in the box, you must use the identity in the box, and the guest will become a beggar!"
Qi Long knew something was wrong as soon as he heard this. Isn't this obviously digging a hole for himself?
Several male gang members around also heard it, but they all came over to advocate that beggars are already the worst, what else can be worse than beggars?
And our program cannot be kind to the guests, so we have to make the guests beggars!
Qi Long was partly persuaded by them and partly for the effect of the show.
"I'm afraid that the general won't be able to do it, so I'll change it!"
He took out the envelope, opened it, took a look at it, and stuffed the envelope back: "I want to be a beggar, I want to be a beggar."
Everyone grabbed the envelope, opened it, and saw two words written on it: Dancer!
For a moment, the whole crowd burst into laughter: "Hahahahahaha!"
I came back late from working overtime today, and the update is late. Sorry, I have been working a lot of overtime recently
(End of this chapter)