Chapter 232 Qi Long Dongqiang Village Evening Show Ended
Qi Long breathed a sigh of relief after getting off the stage. He was talking about cross talk with three cross talk hosts, but he was still worried that something would go wrong. Don’t look at his performance on the stage. He was answering questions with others in a confused manner. In fact, he was very mentally focused. Once he made a mistake, he would immediately rack his brains and try to make up for it.
Dong Qiang was the same. After the two came off the stage, they looked at each other and were both happy.
Excellent people are still excellent. Although it is a crossover, the performance of the three people can be said to have exceeded expectations and was even better than the rehearsal effect.
The audience was also very supportive, constantly laughing and applauding, giving confidence to the five performers on the stage.
After performing this show, Qi Long and Dong Qiang no longer have any pressure. When they go up to talk about cross talk, they don't have to be nervous at all. It's like a small theater, and the inappropriate program team will cut it anyway, so there is no pressure.
The two of them just sat in the audience and enjoyed the performance with peace of mind. Dong Qiang patted Qi Long.
"What's wrong?"
"Help me think of some jokes. A Cong is going to complain about the talk show, and he invites me to complain about him. Hahahaha. Asking a crosstalk actor to complain about him, isn't this asking for death?!"
Dongqiang and Acong are very good friends, but didn’t that talk show have writers and lyrics?
"In case they write poorly, I can add the good one we both thought of!"
Qi Long thought for a while and realized that he really had some baggage that he could use.
"Just say, Brother Cong is just like Liu Bei in my heart."
Dong Qiang was confused: "What? Every time I look at his private life, it feels like I'm looking at the emperor's uncle?"
Dong Qiang's ability to turn over the baggage made Qi Long happy, "Hahahaha, your baggage is fine, but what I'm thinking of is the other one. He and Liu Bei have one thing in common."
"What?"
"I won't treat my second brother badly!"
Dong Qiang also clapped his hands and laughed: "Hahahahahaha, you are so awesome!"
The two of them didn't have microphones, so from the perspective of the program team, they thought they were competing for future programs. In fact, they didn't need to compete at all. For "I Love Traveling", just talk about it. What is there to live for everywhere?
As long as the bottom line is settled, it's time to go up and perform.
The program passed one by one, and after a middle school choir finished performing the chorus, it was their turn again.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk: "I Love Travel", performers: Qi Long, Gao Dongqiang!"
"good!"
Language programs are one of the more popular forms of the party. However, in recent years, they have disappointed everyone due to various "dumpling dumplings". However, Qi Long and Dong Qiang's programs are still worth looking forward to.
The two took the stage and bowed. This time it was not a scripted cross talk, so Qi Long took over.
"Just now, our Xucheng Middle School choir performed a classic song "Auld Lang Syne"!"
"right!"
"The singing is really good. Some people say that the friendship during school days is always missed. After graduation, when you get together with classmates, sometimes you don't have that feeling."
"Why is there no more?"
"Everyone is running for life, smoothing the edges, talking less about dreams and more about reality. And after being baptized by society, some people always change. Take me as an example. At the reunion of my high school classmates, I'm still an unknown crosstalk actor who goes around doing private jobs.
Today I go to the music festival to be a doll, and tomorrow I go to the Oktoberfest to hand out flyers. They are different. They drive luxury cars, hold this good wallet, talk about how great their careers are, and look down on me in their words! "
Dongqiang commented: "Then such a party is quite annoying!"
"When it's time to pay the bill, all those rich students are looking behind them, eh? Where's my wallet? My wallet is gone!"
"Are you still avoiding the bill?" Dong Qiang frowned even more.
He didn't know what Qi Long was going to say, because it was completely impromptu.
"Oh, I'm such a good person, so I bought the order and rode my bicycle home. It's such a class reunion."
"Never go again?" Seeing that Qi Long had left something to say for him, Dong Qiang said logically.
Qi Long: "Come next time!"
"Um?"
"As soon as I got home, I opened my schoolbag. There were more than 20 wallets inside, and there was a lot of money in them, haha!"
Here comes the twist, I thought I was complaining about my classmates, but actually I was saying that I was a thief.
"Oh, you stole my wallet, right? It's a class reunion, and you went to work there?"
Qi Long nodded: "Otherwise, why would I always go to a place with a lot of people to work? There are so many people that it's easy to start. I have to work hard to make money. I have my dream!"
"What is your dream?"
"Travel around the world! I love traveling. Traveling is good and you can see different customs and customs. Take Xucheng as an example. It has outstanding people (yes). Xucheng has beautiful women!"
"Indeed, there are quite a few people in the audience!" Dong Qiang pointed to the aunties in the audience and the audience who came from the city after hearing about the program on the Internet.
He praised so much that the female audience in the audience was very happy and smiled.
Qi Long continued: "Look, how beautiful it is. Moving on to Jinling, Jinling has outstanding people, salted ducks and beauties! Jinhua, hams and beauties, Hengcheng, the film and television city and beauties!"
Dong Qiang interrupted him: "Are you only thinking about beauties? Are you looking at the local customs? Just beauties!"
"This is about appreciating beauty. Of course, it's not just beautiful women. There are also places with beautiful scenery, like you, Guilin!"
"Eh? Yes!"
"Guilin's beauty is the best in the world!"
"Why are you a beauty again? Be careful, don't smash your nose against a telephone pole just to look at the beauty!"
This is the show before the show. The villagers in the front row have all heard the show just now, so the effect is very good, but the new audience behind is confused.
Is it so funny to flatten your nose?
After talking about beauties, let’s talk about tourism. Many places charge tickets, but some places can use unique methods to solve the problem.
"Have you ever heard of the Summer Palace?"
"Of course, the imperial capital's famous garden buildings!"
"Do you have tickets?"
"Yes, four yuan a piece!"
"There is a top-notch hotel called Aman in the Summer Palace. The back door leads directly to the Summer Palace. There is no entrance fee. As long as you spend 88 points to eat one of their cheapest dishes, you can enter. Save money!"
"Is this saving money? You can go in for four yuan and order a dish for eighty-eight yuan? You are so careless!"
"This is indeed a bit of a loss, but there are still places where you can get it for free!"
Qi Long talked about some famous scenic spots in China, such as Tengwang Pavilion. If you can recite the "Preface to Tengwang Pavilion", you can get free admission; if you recite "The Road to Shu" at Jianmenguan, you can get free admission.
He opened his mouth and said several similar things. scenic spots, but then he said it was a pity because these poems, poems, and articles were too long, and those with weak memory could not memorize them. "I'm telling you, there is a place where you can enter for free as long as you memorize a sentence!" Qi Long shared with everyone with a proud look.
"Where? Which sentence?"
"Listen carefully, I will only say this once!" After seeing that Dong Qiang was listening attentively, Qi Long opened his mouth and said, "Sister-in-law, Dong Qiang is not at home, right? I'm here!?"
The audience burst into laughter. Dong Qiang, who was listening carefully, pushed him away: "Fuck you, can you enter my house for free?"
"No, sometimes I also bring things, such as shoe covers!"
"Is there no pause in the middle?" Dong Qiang asked seriously.
The audience burst into laughter again, and the two of them took advantage of the editing and acted in a small theater. Director Xie said that they could have fun, and the two of them got excited, and they also threw out dirty jokes that people could understand instantly.
It is said to be Guo Degang's program, but in fact Qi Long has changed a lot of content.
Now that we’ve finished traveling around the country, we have to go shopping abroad: “The tableware for eating abroad is different from what we have here!”
"That's right!"
"We are chopsticks, they are knives, forks, chainsaws, etc."
"No chainsaws."
"Knives and forks, I went abroad to eat their cakes. Hey, the eggs are stuffed into their cakes, plus sausages, lettuce and so on. Hey, it's so delicious. I can eat four of them!"
"Wait a minute, you saved so much money to go abroad and just eat egg-filled pancakes?"
"Not only are there egg-filled pancakes, but there are also other delicious dishes. Beat all kinds of grains into powder and mix them together. Sweep them on a round electric pan and add some lettuce, crispy sausages and eggs."
"Multigrain pancakes?"
"What's more, the stewed meat can be added to the cake!"
"Mob with Cured Sauce, have you gone abroad, or have you never left the Huaxia Snack Street?"
Qi Long was also anxious. He said that he knew one thing and the other. He put his hands on his hips and shouted: "There is something you have never tasted before. Use that pancake to roast the sizzling and oily kidneys." Dip it into the pancake with sweet vinegar, roll it up and take a bite!”
"Don't talk about it, I just ate it yesterday, and my kidneys were fried with Xucheng oil!"
The laughter in the audience just now while listening to the egg-filled pancakes and multi-grain pancakes was okay, just a chuckle, or maybe it was because Qi Long was making fun of each other.
When it comes to food that I am familiar with, I just laugh out loud!
"Have you ever been abroad?"
"I've been there, I've really been there. I went by plane. At that time, I was worried that I wouldn't be used to drinking this foreign drink, so I bought a bucket of extra-large bottles of Coke!"
The audience burst into laughter. They thought they were talking about something, but you asked for a Coke?
“Isn’t that thing from overseas?”
"I didn't know it at the time. I was not allowed to board the plane with Coke at the airport. I had to check it in or throw it away. I thought how could I throw it away? I had to spend money to check it in, so I just opened the Coke bottle and said (simulating release) breath)."
After the sound of deflation ended, Qi Long rotated his palm, opened it completely, and drank Coke without any physical performance, tons, tons, tons.
"Drink all the extra large bottle?"
Qi Long put down his drink and burped, while Dong Qiang waved his hand in disgust.
"My stomach is churning after I get on the plane."
"Can you stop talking nonsense?"
"Stewardess, can you open the window for some air?" Qi Long shouted, "She told me no!"
"Of course not!"
"I said, then you ask the driver to stop in front and let me get off. I want to vomit!"
The whole audience burst into laughter. Did anyone ask the plane to open the windows and stop for a moment?
"If you go down, you will fall to death!"
After that, I still vomited in a vomit bag and landed smoothly. Overseas, it was not as good as I imagined. The Eiffel Tower is quite high, but the surrounding layout is not as good as the park downstairs in our community.
And the roads are full of homeless people and emit a foul odor.
The most important thing is that he was beaten, and for some reason, the streets of Frank were filled with black people.
"I noticed a black woman wearing black stockings. I quickly went up and asked: Where did you buy these black stockings? She was beaten!"
"Why are you being beaten?"
"People said I was wearing silk stockings!"
It’s hilarious again, and it’s an unexpected baggage. It’s true, the shredded meat worn by yellow people is called shredded meat, while black people wear black silk stockings and it’s called shredded meat!
"I understand, from now on when I see white people wearing white silk stockings, I have to be careful and say that they are pork silk stockings!" Dong Qiang also made a joke by repeatedly rummaging through his baggage.
Later, there was the Pyramid. The mummy stole two and sold them to Panjiayuan for who knows how much money he could make.
Dongqiang said that they are all counted.
"Why is it still on time? Every night, on the seventy-seventh, on the seventy-eighth, on the seventy-nine, on the seventy-ninth!"
On the 79th, Qi Long stopped talking about it and just shouted.
As a result, a group of people in the audience shouted: "Here we come!"
"Hey, it's already over ninety now!" Dong Qiang commented.
Qi Long was also surprised: "So many people are coming from the pyramid? Can you catch the plane home?"
He talked about some Chinese people who discovered less interesting scenic spots overseas, and the cross talk was coming to an end. Qi Long had another trouble with his plane this time. The plane couldn't start. He organized them to push the plane together, but the plane took off and left them behind. Got off.
Let's take a seat. Something happened midway and they were asked to parachute. Everyone else's parachutes were opened, but Qi Long's parachute was not opened.
"I was falling in the air, and a person flew up from below. I quickly asked: Can you repair a parachute?"
"It's too late to practice in the air!"
"He said no and asked me: Can you repair a gas tank?"
Dong Qiang was shocked: "He came up from the collapse?"
The two took a step back and bowed. At this point, the cross talk ended.
(End of chapter)