Chapter 233 Children talk nonsense
[Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable tonight]
The last program of the Village Gala is "Unforgettable Tonight", which is the same as the Spring Festival Gala. This song is considered to be the most sung song in the Spring Festival Gala.
Amid the reluctant and lingering faces of the audience, the host took all the actors on stage to sing the song and take photos.
Let’s go eat Xucheng BBQ together.
Due to the sudden arrival of this village, even if it was just a small rural stage, everyone was quite nervous and did not even have a good meal after arriving. Now they can eat freely.
At the dinner table, everyone talked about a hot topic recently, Deyun Society’s enrollment in the Dragon Character Department.
The key point is to ask Qi Long whether he will accept a disciple.
Qi Long said that he would most likely not accept it, and even if he did, he probably wouldn't use the name of Guo Degang's apprentice to distinguish him.
"Oh, doesn't it mean that those from Deyun Society must be Yunhe, Jiuxiao, Dragon, Tengsihai?"
"Yes, you are like Teacher Gao Feng's apprentice. The middle character is Hao. Qian Ge's apprentice doesn't type the characters and still calls them by their original names!" Qi Long explained.
Sa Beining nodded: "Then what do you plan to call your apprentice?"
Qi Long, who had no intention of accepting a disciple, really hadn't thought about this problem, so he joked: "I'll give him the word "东"!"
Dong Qiang, who was stuffing lean meat with fresh lettuce, immediately slapped him with his elbow: "Dong Xiang, are you talking? I am also a disciple, right?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Just kidding, I shouldn't say anything, because I might want to take over Dong Qiang's son, but it looks like there's no hope of it happening!"
Sa Beining Tuqiong saw: "My son can do it. We didn't agree last time. You teach my son the rules. I think he should just become a disciple. What you teach is also reasonable and well-founded!"
He found out that Yu Qian accepted Wu Jing's son as his apprentice. He didn't necessarily speak cross talk, but he could become a disciple.
"Are you serious?" Qi Long was confused.
Sa Beining nodded: "Yes!"
"Then I can't make do with your son's words. I won't give him a name. Let me think about it and give him a name. Hey, I have it. You see, your son is my first apprentice. His name is Yi. You are the announcer and host. We will Take a broadcast word!”
Dong Qiang was rummaging through his baggage at the side: "What's the matter?"
"Hahahahaha, screw you!" Sa Beining listened carefully at first, but in the end he was talking nonsense.
He also revealed something that he almost called a broadcaster before.
Qi Long also agreed to Xiao Xiao Sa's apprenticeship with Qi Long, but without holding a ceremony, he would become a registered disciple first. If this child is really interested in cross talk in the future and wants to learn it, then he can accept it seriously. Teach him well.
"Come, let me toast my son, master!"
"Can you speak without breathing heavily?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
After playing in the village show, Dong Qiang went to complain again, while Qi Long rested for two days, doing nothing but occasionally catching up on variety shows.
Nowadays, every member of Let’s Run has become popular, and there are constant invitations to programs. Among them, Sha Yi took his two sons to participate in a variety show. Qi Long often watches it because Sha Yi's two sons are very interesting. After the first episode of the show was broadcast, it became a hot search.
The hot search content is: Children are really good at talking nonsense.
The reason was that Sha Yi complained to the fathers of other children on the show. His own child talked nonsense and said that the teacher hit him. Sha Yi was so frightened that he immediately called the teacher.
When his wife Hu Ke asked, the child said that the teacher had chopped him with the Qinglong Yanyue Sword.
What’s interesting is that this section was part of a cross talk between Qi Long and Dong Qiang, which said that children cannot be beaten nowadays. You can't scold them. When they were young, their teachers would never show mercy to disobedient children.
In order to exaggerate, Qi Long said that his teacher would directly chop him with the Qinglong Yanyue Sword.
Sha Yi listened to their crosstalk at home and let his son hear it, and then the child started talking nonsense.
In the show, Sha Yi laughed and said: "I told my son, don't imitate your uncle Qi Long, he is just talking nonsense."
Surprisingly, the children who talk nonsense are not only the children of sand artists. Many netizens on this topic also expressed that they have the same experience.
A child said that the teacher beat him and was proud that he could not hit him hard because several classmates were beaten to death
A child told the teacher that he could only sleep in the basement at home, but their family did not have a basement at all.
There were children He said that the teacher didn't like him and the dumplings he gave him had no fillings or skins. After repeated confirmation, he called the school and found out that the lunch menu was pumpkin noodle soup.
Everyone concluded that children can't lie, but they can talk nonsense. , sometimes cannot distinguish between imagination and reality, and then exaggerate.
Sha Yi's two sons were not only talking nonsense as revealed by Sha Yi, but the two children also talked nonsense when they interacted together.
The elder brother showed off to his younger brother that he had attended the wedding of his parents, and his father was riding a panda to pick up his mother. The two of them rode pandas to the wedding venue and treated everyone in the audience to eat bamboo, bamboo shoots, and panda steamed buns!
My brother really believed it when he said it had a nose and eyes, and he cried in the end.
The reason why he cried was that his parents didn't take him to the wedding, and he also wanted to ride a panda.
After seeing this paragraph in the first issue, Qi Long was inspired and planned to create this thing into a cross talk, creating an exaggerated version of "The Wedding Banquet".
The content was about how wonderful Dong Qiang’s father arranged the banquet when he got married. He didn’t want a motorcade but animal mounts.
He took more than 20 pandas as mounts, why? Because Dongqiang’s father is a fan of ancient mythology.
Dishes are from the Classic of Mountains and Seas. The Classic of Mountains and Seas is actually a recipe.
The waiters are also cosplays of ancient mythical characters. Most of the cosplayers are Xing Tian, who has no head, uses his belly button as his mouth, and two points as his eyes.
He said in a flattering way: "I don't wear half of my body, but paint my eyes and mouth on my body."
"Yes, they are all waitresses!"
"Go, then my father has to be arrested and punished by everyone!"
In this way, all the steps and links required in the wedding were exaggerated and dealt with according to the theme of ancient mythology. Because of the step of searching for the wedding on the laptop, Zhang Wanyi thought he was going to do something when he saw the search records.
Also a sideways reminder that you have to propose first before getting married.
This is already a naked hint. Qi Long told him to write his own jokes. When will you find out about the proposal or marriage? It will take some time, he still has to prepare.
At present, the two of them are renting a house in Dongqiang's family. Qilong plans to buy a house in Dongqiang. He will simply decorate it first. Once the decoration is completed, it will be a surprise. Then he will take her to her new home to propose, and then they will start to follow their personal preferences together. Carry out fine decoration.
Now that the hardcover is done, let’s talk about marriage.
After a few days of busy work at home, the time came to record "Let's Run".
Because the show "Let's Run" was so popular, the TV station applied to start a second season directly. The application has been applied recently.
In another world, it seems that seasonal variety shows cannot apply for continuous broadcast, but this world can, what about the differences in parallel worlds
(End of this chapter)