Chapter 257: It’s not fun to listen to cross talk
“Uncle, thank you for your hard work.”
"Hard work, hard work."
After Qi Long and Shaobing came off the stage, they met Yue Yunpeng and Dong Qiang who were preparing to come on stage at the back of the stage. The two sides talked about their hard work.
"How's it going? There's really no audience?" Dong Qiang asked.
Although Qi Long knew that there must be someone behind the curtain listening to the cross talk, it might also be the program staff who was afraid of affecting the recording effect.
And even the audience doesn't need to take away the director's tricks.
So he nodded: "Only our two senior brothers and my two apprentices, Yue Yue, are in the audience. At first, I wanted to use them to kill me, but then I thought about it and said that they are honored guests."
Not to mention other cross talk actors, Qi Long will never offend the audience easily on the stage. Unless the audience is chatting or trying to get around, he will rely on his own microphone and fight back on the stage.
Under normal circumstances, he only interacts benignly with the audience and follows the rules of cross talk so as not to make people feel uncomfortable.
In cross talk, people with whom they have a good relationship or who satirize those with whom they have a bad relationship are not "offensive" to the audience, unlike talk shows.
At least Qi Long thinks so and does so.
At first, he originally wanted to say that Yu Qian came with his Xiaomi in the audience.
But the two below may be playing the role of the only four members of the audience today. They are not cross talk actors who are rated, so you can't screw them up.
Although he didn't explain clearly, Qi Long believed that Dong Qiang understood.
After saying hello to Dong Qiang and watching them take the stage, Qi Long and Shaobing returned to the green room and were surrounded by four nephews who also asked what was going on.
He still gave the same answer as Dong Qiang and Yue Yunpeng, but this time instead of staggering up and down the stage, time was tight, so he said a few more words.
"In one of our cross talk jokes, there was only one audience member in the audience. We would tell everyone when someone went to the toilet to pee. You just treat your master as the distinguished guest, so that's all!"
After chatting for a while and giving some experience, the program staff came to invite Qi Long and Shaobing to participate in the post-picking.
The so-called backstage interview is to interview you backstage after the recording. How did you feel on stage? Questions like these will be mixed into the program.
The two people stood up and followed, but they went not to the back room, but behind the curtain of the hall where the cross talk was held.
Sure enough, as Qi Long expected, a group of audience members were looking at the large monitors on both sides of the curtain, smiling while listening to the cross talk, covering their mouths to prevent themselves from laughing out loud.
Seeing Qi Long and Shaobing, everyone widened their eyes in surprise, but there was no cheering.
Qi Long and Shaobing sat at the end and listened to the cross talk between Yue Yunpeng and Dong Qiang.
Just like him and Shaobing, the two brothers came up with a traditional joke called "Waiting the Three-Character Classic". They were still in the stage of making jokes at the moment. They seemed to have made an ethical joke just now.
At this moment Yue Yunpeng was explaining: "That's a cross talk text. No matter who is standing in the table, I have to say this. There are no cameras in the audience. I respect my uncle a lot!"
When I talk to him, I can't stand and say it, I have to kneel down. If I say something wrong and he slaps me in the face, I still have to ask with a smile: "Master, does your hand hurt?" "
Yue Yunpeng was talking enthusiastically when Gao Dongqiang patted him.
"What's wrong?"
"Let the two distinguished guests wait while we step down. Something happened!" After saying this, Dong Qiang pulled Yue Yunpeng off the stage.
"Don't" Yue Yunpeng panicked: "I'm talking nonsense!"
The audience in front covered their mouths and began to tremble, but Yu Qian was able to praise his junior brother with a generous "hahaha".
Qi Long and Shaobing didn't tremble with laughter, both of them were smiling.
"You said Deyun Society is so hateful, it's not fun to invite an audience to listen to cross talk!" Qi Long said in a low voice with a smile.
Shaobing opened his mouth wide and was about to laugh. After reacting, he closed his mouth like a thief and nodded in agreement with a smile on his face.
The performance on the stage is still going on, Yue Yunpeng is funny and smooth, Dong Qiang is very good, which is quite good.
Later, Guo Qilin and Meng Hetang teased each other in "On Praising". Both of them were teasing, so it was natural for them to argue and let the other party take it as a compliment.
Meng Hetang said that when he studied cross talk, he never learned Peng Nie. Guo Qilin said that your godfather is Yu Qian, how could you never learn Peng Nie?
Meng Hetang counterattacked, "My godfather is still your master. Why doesn't he teach you how to praise?"
Guo Qilin spoke plausibly: "Teaching disciples, master, starving to death, do you think my father has taught you well? He has taught you senior brothers well."
In front of Lao Guo and Yu Qian, "cheer-cheeking" brought a lot of funny effects.
Both of them said they didn't know how to compliment each other, so they were forced to use each other's compliments to mess with each other. I won't go along with whatever you say.
Among them, when Guo Qilin was praising him, Xiao Meng said about his father, he said: "I don't have a father, my father is dead."
This person is talking about your master, and the other person is saying that my master is also dead!
The two of them exchanged jokes, and Meng Hetang also felt confident, "You said it, my master is dead." The two people's performance was quite good with their cheek-to-cheek behavior, and the audience couldn't help but hold back their laughter.
Zhang Helun and Luan Yunping had a narrative cross talk, telling the story of Zhang Helun's application for the Deyun Society three times, adding some baggage.
For example, I came to the imperial capital alone and wanted to live in the basement, but I was not allowed to live in the basement.
When asked where Deyunshe was, someone gave him a world map and pointed to the location of the Chinese Imperial Capital and said it was there.
Also during his interview, the master asked him what he knew for the first time and he said he knew it. The duo performed the song, and after the song was finished, they were asked to go back to where they came from.
The second time he said he didn’t know anything, the master said he didn’t know anything, why did you come here, and was asked to go back.
The third time he said he couldn’t learn it and he could learn it seriously, but the master said he was left He who walks in first, go back
This burden means that the master just doesn't like him, so he has to find a way to let him go back!
How did you end up falling in love with it?
The master told him to get out, and he really rolled on the ground. The master was happy and left him behind.
Zhang Helun created this kind of exaggerated burden of things in life quite well, and it also received good reviews.
In comparison, Qin Xiaoxian and Cao Heyang were a bit inferior. Cao Heyang didn't interfere with any literary program, and Qin Xiaoxian himself made several slips of the tongue.
Their group naturally became the last one.
The curtain rose, and the audience, who had been holding back the whole performance, could finally laugh loudly, applaud wildly, and enthusiastically gave their approval to the actors.
Qin Xiaoxian and Cao Heyang went to complete the punishment and clean the entire performance venue, which was a punishment for getting off work late.
After the punishment, the two decided to win or lose in a fair game of rock, paper, scissors. In the end, Qin Xiaoxian was defeated and was temporarily eliminated. Other Deyun actors will fill in the next episode.
Qi Long learned this afterward. As soon as he finished his performance, he was recruited by his senior brother Guo Degang and brought to the Deyun Chuan Xishe.
After the enrollment of Longzi Department ended, some students have already entered the school and started studying. Lao Guo took them to give lectures.
Lao Guo was the main speaker, and Qi Long was standing by to share his own thoughts.
As soon as I entered the school, I heard the sound of memorizing Guankou. Students who are new to cross talk will not be taught the real work, which is basic things such as basic Guankou, Taiping lyrics, ditties, tongue twisters, etc.
If you can't practice these well, they won't teach you the job. Passing the job basically means that your basic skills are recognized, and then you can be officially accepted as a disciple.
Qi Long and Guo Degang went to the small auditorium decorated as a teahouse and sat down. After waiting for a while, the students came in one after another, bowed to the two of them, and then took their seats.
"Uncle!" Jin Xiaoyu, Gao Dongqiang's designated disciple and Qi Long's nephew, waved his hand happily.
"Uncle Qi" Xia Lingyuan, who Qi Long had taken to eat burgers, was next to him.
The enrollment in Longzi Department was basically filled with people in their teens and twenties. The two children seemed a bit out of place, but they quickly became friends and went in and out together.
"Little fish, little shrimp, haha, your names are really suitable for you two. How are you getting used to it?" Qi Long walked over and squatted down to ask the two children.
"I woke up too early in the morning!" Jin Xiaoyu said with a slumped face, "I woke up earlier than when I was in school!"
"There is a lot to memorize, more than the text." Xia Lingyuan also felt uncomfortable.
Qi Long smiled, you two still have a group class, uncle and I were watched one on one, so I couldn't steal even if I was lazy.
It seems that speaking cross talk on stage is quite a glamorous thing, but it is very boring to learn, especially at the beginning.
If a child's interest has passed, he may not be able to continue learning. Qi Long had the intention of giving up when he was a child, but it was because Dong Qiang was still persisting that he could not surrender first and wait until Dong Qiang couldn't bear it anymore.
Dong Qiang waited for Qi Long to be unable to bear it first, and then the two of them just learned along the way.
These two children are much happier than themselves, because their parents rent a house nearby to accompany them to school. Unlike back then, Qi Long and Dong Qiang came alone. They didn't have mobile phones yet, and they were called every day and the earth was not working.
"Why, why don't you go home?"
Xiaoyu and Xiaoxia shook their heads at the same time. The reason why Xiaoyu didn't go back was because his parents, Qilong's cousins, told him that he would have to go to other cram schools and interest classes if he went back.
It's not as good as this. I get up early in the morning but have a nap, which is okay.
And he was afraid that his would-be master Gao Dong would beat him up!
Xiaoxia said that each of the big brothers here brought a lot of delicious food, but he hasn’t had enough yet.
“Hahahaha, you greedy kid!”
Qi Long pulled his cousin and nephew: "Go, go to the canteen at the door and buy a bottle of drink for uncle. You can buy a bottle of whatever you want to drink!"
After he left, Qi Long told Xia Lingyuan that as long as you quit after Jin Xiaoyu, I will treat you to a burger, the kind without your parents, and you can eat as much as you want.
But you can't take the initiative to persuade Jin Xiaoyu to quit and tell him about this.
Xia Lingyuan's eyes lit up and he agreed directly.
I drove Jin Xiaoyu back and told him that as long as you quit after Xia Lingyuan, I will stop your master from beating you, and at the same time tell his parents that he can rest.
But I can’t tell Xia Lingyuan.
Okay, let’s use the method that Dong Qiang and I learned cross talk together by accident to deal with these two children, haha!
(End of chapter)