Chapter 258 Propose quickly!
The open class officially started. Lao Guo came this time not to teach them basic knowledge, but also to ask them any questions they had, and Lao Guo came to answer them.
Qi Long is responsible for supplementary explanation or his own views on this issue.
The first student said that he memorized Guankou and wondered if there was something wrong with his recitation. When he recited it to his girlfriend, she fell asleep within a few words.
Guo Degang was also laughing: "We don't advocate living together before marriage, do you hear that?"
He said "did you hear that" and pushed Qi Long.
Qi Long was shocked and pointed at himself: "Where do you want me?"
"Hahahahaha!"
Guo Degang shook his head: "I mean you tell me!"
"What am I saying? I said you test it, and you try it with someone else. If anyone feels sleepy even listening to you, then you can go to work in the hospital. It's a good medicine for insomnia!"
Everyone chuckled, and Qi Long continued: "How can it be so evil? People just want to sleep at night and don't want to hear what you say."
"You tell her what Teacher Qi Long said. If she falls asleep even after listening to Qi Long's words, it means you are too sleepy!" Guo Degang said immediately.
Everyone laughed again.
Next, there is this person who claims to be tone-deaf, but when he sings it, Qi Long's hearing of absolute pitch is in tune.
Guo Degang commented: You are not tone-deaf at all, you are using the word tone-deaf to hide your shame.
If you're afraid that your singing won't sound good, you can take a precaution by saying "I'm tone-deaf" in advance.
Qi Long added:
There is a high probability that when you were a child or when you were growing up, someone told you that you were not good at singing and that you were tone-deaf, so you took it as an imperial edict and subconsciously believed that you were tone-deaf.
This issue involves people’s subconscious labeling of themselves.
When they were young, they were evaluated as introverts. Some of them label themselves as introverts, and then they avoid social interactions more and more, become less and less talkative, and truly become introverts.
“If you want to be a crosstalk actor, you must first remove the label so that you can play more people on the stage, otherwise you will be locked in.
Forget all your own personalities, whether they are given to you by yourself or given to you by others. When you come to the cross talk stage in the future, you will be just you! "
Take Qi Long as an example. In real life, he is a very friendly person, and everyone he has ever made friends with speaks well of him, but when he plays the bad guy on the cross talk stage, he also plays the role perfectly.
It's because on the stage, he doesn't think of himself as Qi Long, but as the person he wants to play!
The students cherish this master class very much. They have just entered school a few days ago, and no matter who it is, their enthusiasm has not been completely exhausted, and many questions have been raised.
Brothers Guo and Qi naturally answered their questions carefully.
I am very familiar with what I recite orally in private, but when the teacher checks me, I feel nervous and cannot recite it well
This can only be overcome by oneself, there is no other way.
The person who asked this question was the one who fell asleep as soon as his girlfriend heard what he said, saying that her palms were sweating.
Guo Degang gave him a serious answer and asked him to overcome it on his own.
Qi Long said seriously: "That means we don't encourage you to live together before marriage. Maybe you are weak."
Is it possible to use an efficient mnemonic method on the Internet to memorize the content to be memorized?
Of course that's possible, but you can't just memorize the words, your demeanor, movements, tone, and even ventilation. These are all very important things and you have to remember them.
You can't just memorize Guankou like a text, Ulu Ulu Ulu.
Also, is it possible to start learning real work through audio and video recording?
The answer Qi Long gave him was:
"You want to barbecue before you even put on the stove, you want to run away before you can walk, you just want to have sex with someone before you know the girl's name, and you want to have a few kids before you get married. "I'll take care of myself when I'm old", he kept saying jingles one after another, making the whole audience laugh.
Lao Guo said an adjective called "throw"!
It means a big crane lifts you up and throws you out, which is called a throw, and then drives the car over and drops you again and throws you until you have been thrown six times, which is the distance of six throws, then you can learn it.
The child Xia Lingyuan said "Ouch": "Then it won't break into pieces?"
"Hahahaha!" The child's words made everyone happy.
Qi Long nodded in agreement: "What I'm talking about is that if you don't have to suffer the pain of peeling off layers of skin and peeling off layers of flesh when learning cross talk, don't even think about being able to perform on stage."
"Then how did those fat brothers and uncles get on the stage?" Xia Lingyuan continued to be curious.
Qi Long answered: "They just lost too much meat by imitating cross talk, and then they ate so hard that they rebounded!"
"Oh, that's it!" Xia Lingyuan nodded with sudden realization.
The cute look of the child made everyone laugh again.
Lao Guo also said to Qi Long: "This kid is so silly that he is born to be admired."
"No, honest kid, let him recite the name of the dish while thinking about what he likes to eat, and he will salivate!" Qi Long said proudly.
Seeing his complacency, Lao Guo knew in his heart that the junior brother who didn't plan to accept an apprentice might have to!
At the end of sixty minutes, Guo and Qi answered countless questions from the students and announced that get out of class was over.
The atmosphere in the classroom can be said to be very pleasant. From time to time, Lao Guo and Qi Long’s answers were full of baggage, making everyone laugh out loud.
It feels like time flies by very quickly!
"Qi Long, there will be a four-day and three-night cruise on this yacht in a while, and we, Deyun Society, will be invited to talk about cross talk. Would you like to bring Wanyi to the yacht?
I'm not saying that your relationship is quite stable. It's time to make sure! "
Qi Long laughed: "I know it's up to you whether you advocate living together before marriage or not, hahahaha!"
"How about it, okay? You go up and talk about cross talk and arrange for her to perform drum music. We board the ship as a staff member. She will never expect it. I will ask Luan Yunping to arrange a scene for you!"
Qi Long thought for a while: "Well, that's fine. Just look at the arrangements!"
On the same day, he pulled Dongqiang out who had just finished working out and went to choose a ring under the guise of rehearsing.
Although Dongqiang has no experience in love, he is very proactive in coming up with ideas.
"Teacher Guo, this is a good arrangement. She happens to be wearing makeup for the performance. Girls want to record the important moments in their lives beautifully, but if you ask her to put makeup on for no reason, it will not be such a big surprise.
So with this arrangement, when the time comes for you to suddenly propose, it will definitely be a surprise and wonderful thing! "
Qi Long nodded and continued: "I personally don't want to propose in the crowd. It feels like forcing people to agree. I know you must be there, but can you hide first and don't put pressure on her? !”
"You are very considerate of this. Now, if you tell me which yacht, I will ask a friend. There is usually a smaller concert hall for concerts on board.
Just say that you invite her to the concert. After she goes in, you go on stage to sing. We all hide behind the stage, under the chairs. If she agrees, we will put the fireworks. If she doesn't, we will wait to drink with you! "
Qi Long raised his foot and kicked it: "How could you not agree? Don't talk nonsense!"
Dong Qiang shook his head and sighed: "Oh, my son is going to get married when he grows up. As a father, I feel so sad!"
Qi Long pushed him: "Fuck you uncle, just wait, I will give you a younger brother when you get married!"
The two partners are not talking on the cross talk stage. No one can take advantage of the other alone, as they will take it back.
(End of chapter)