Chapter 273 I was going to lose, so I gave in!
Qi Long and Zhang Jiunan's performance continued, and they continued to use performance to complain about some content in the short video.
There is a nonsense literature marketing account, which can be explained clearly in one sentence and has to be repeated in a roundabout way.
"Why does crosstalk actor Qi Long always point simultaneously when pointing at people? What does this mean? At first, the editor didn't know the meaning of pointing like this."
Qi Long pressed pause: "Isn't this just polite? Why did you say it took so long?"
Swipe down to change to the next video.
This is the traffic password of the foreigner: "I love China, I love China, the bean juice of China is the best, the fish in West Lake vinegar is the most delicious, and the mushrooms of China can be eaten raw."
The audience burst into laughter. Qi Long clicked pause and asked Zhang Jiunan to stop talking.
"I tolerate the first two. Everyone has their own taste, but I really can't tolerate mushrooms being eaten raw. Isn't this harmful?"
This is naturally an exaggeration, but it is also the operation of some foreign bloggers who harvest the traffic of Chinese people. It sounds like they are not sincere in their evaluation and praise. The traces of performance are quite heavy and the praise is quite embarrassing.
In addition, Zhang Jiunan rubbed his hands gently against the microphone and struck the gavel. Qi Long couldn't hear it at first and turned up the volume.
When I found out that it was a live broadcast room for coaxing people to sleep, I felt that it was boring so I just clicked on the next video.
Zhang Jiunan shouted in a loud voice: "Look carefully, this man's name is Xiaoshuai"
"Oh shit." Qi Long was frightened: "Some of the sounds in this video are loud and some are quiet. Who can bear this?"
After that, there was this live broadcast room with goods, which was also the last part of the cross talk. Zhang Jiunan took out two bottles of water from under the table and promoted how good this water was.
During this period, he jumped out of character and asked Qi Long to play his assistant, just echoing his voice.
"You always forget to drink water every day, right?"
Qi Long shouted: "Yes!"
"Don't forget to drink water. Everyone must drink enough water every day. Assistant, come here!" Zhang Jiunan unscrewed the water and let Qi Long drink it. After Qi Long finished drinking, there was no performance. Zhang Jiunan was critical. , you have to show that you enjoy drinking it and have another bottle.
Gudonggudong finished his drink again, and this time he said that the microphone in front of him blocked him from drinking water, and the audience didn't see it clearly. Come again.
After drinking several bottles of 200 ml of water, the audience chuckled at the beginning and started applauding later on.
Qi Long's face was full of pain.
Finally, Zhang Jiunan announced: The live broadcast is about to end.
"It's over, great." Qi Long held his stomach.
"Hey, someone asked in the barrage what is the difference between the quality of 1.5 liters of water and small bottles of water? Assistant, thank you for your hard work, please bring a bottle of water!" Zhang Jiunan proposed a bottle of 1.5L water.
Qi Long kicked him: "Fuck you, right?"
The two men bowed, and the cross talk ended.
This cross talk program adapted from "Study Radio" seems to have a preface and follow-up, like a collection of broken baggage, but it uses a short video format to connect these all very well, without making the audience feel that the baggage and the The sense of separation between the baggage is very complete. Among them, Zhang Jiunan also changed his voice and performed many talents, which impressed the audience who were not familiar with him at the scene and were impressed by him.
The performance of the two was well received by Yu Qian, who gave them three extra points, but they were only in second place.
The first place on the spot was Yue Yunpeng and Zhang Helun. They performed a cross talk "Learning Songs" by Yue Yue. Yue Yunpeng sang normally and led the audience to sing some familiar songs.
Zhang Helun sang crookedly, singing Tang poems in the form of pop songs; singing rock music with lyrics that called "Mai"; he composed his own ditty to ridicule the arranger and so on.
Mainly responsible for fun and fun.
In this way, the audience can have fun and have a strong sense of participation and interaction, and naturally get a high number of votes.
The third place was the lively Shaobing and Cao Heyang, and the fourth place was Guo Qilin and Gao Dongqiang who performed traditional shows.
The ones facing elimination this time are Meng Hetang and Luan Yunping.
It happened that Xiao Meng was preparing for the top ten competition of "The New Crosstalk", so he actively chose to be eliminated and gave the opportunity to Luan Yunping in the punishment task.
Speaking of which, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang also encountered a bad thing in the cross talk competition show "Cross Talk New", the semi-finals and knockout rounds, and the two-two PK round.
This program was broadcast after Qi Long got off the cruise ship and during his trip.
Zhang Boxin, who asked Guo Degang to give him a sign at the scene, saw Meng Hetang's stage effects exploding, and knew that his apprentice was making fun of him, and he couldn't beat it. After the performance, he directly refused to give scores by the program team and the audience, and announced his withdrawal on the spot.
But if you say you want to quit, then you quit, and he says: We give in!
He still relied on his elders and said that he, the elder, didn’t want to compete with the younger ones, so he gave in!
It seemed as if Meng Hetang had lost to him
Qi Long, who was watching the game video, had questions all over his face. This was the first time I heard that the explanation for giving up was like this. If I want to lose, I will Retiring from the competition is said to be a concession to you?
He just thinks that this person is obsessed with face. People who value face very seriously will often do shameless things.
Gao Dongqiang was immediately angry when he saw it. As a disciple of the Shijiamen, he used to often go to Senior Brother Yu Qian's house to play. At that time, he met Yu Qianqian's son Meng Hetang. It can be said that they are the nephews of Deyun Society. One of the best.
He became angry when he saw that the program that Xiao Meng had worked so hard to prepare was "given up" and said that it was worthless.
After "Douxiaoshe" ended, he dragged Qi Long and asked if he could add the act of "giving in" to satire in the crosstalk.
Qi Long agreed: "Of course, I haven't been to the small theater for a while. Let's go to the Beichun City Small Theater."
The two of them went to Luan Yunping to schedule a show. It happened to be the next week in two days, so they scheduled their small theater program for a day.
When Deyun Society’s Weibo posted the performance information, the afternoon show with Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang on Tuesday was sold out in an instant. Tickets for Deyun Small Theater were already easy to sell, but with the two of them there, it would be even crazier. !
The name of the program is: "Let's Compete"!
The content was designed by Qi Long in this way. The two used the cross talk to compete with each other on culture, couplets and other messy things. Every time Qi Long couldn't get along, he said: give in.
The recording of "Douxiaoshe" ended in the Northeast region. Qi Long took the high-speed train directly home. When Zhang Wanyi arrived, the parents of both parties met to discuss the wedding date.
It can be said that the parents on both sides are happy and happy, and they are very satisfied with each other's family and children. It can be said that things are going quite smoothly.
Qi Long came back early to entertain his father-in-law and mother-in-law. He took the four elders around Beichun City to look at the scenery and eat delicious food.
They were also invited to the small theater to watch cross talk performances.
(End of chapter)