Chapter 2207 Light Gate Lintel 7
After drinking, everyone put their bowls on the table and looked at Liu Yulang and Xining.
Liu Yulang counted silently in his heart: "One, two, three..." As powerful as the Xuanhumen, the drug can only count to seven at most.
But as he was counting, he felt something was wrong. He had already counted to twenty. Why didn't anyone fall? In the end, someone else slapped me awake.
"Why are you so stunned? Why don't you leave quickly!" The slap on the shoulder hurt, and the words were threatening.
"Why are you so anxious? You will feel a little uncomfortable after taking this medicine." Xining didn't seem to notice his grinning, and thought it was a friendly and intimate gesture between the two brothers.
"Yes, wait a moment." Liu Yulang hurriedly followed. But I was thinking that the effect of this medicine is really slow.
I don’t feel any discomfort. It must be a reason. I deliberately delay time: “Why wait? Let’s leave now.”
"Then let's go, don't blame me for not reminding you." Xining picked up the basket.
Seeing that the basket was full and covered with a piece of cloth, someone couldn't help but ask: "What's in it?"
"Of course, eating, drinking, and changing clothes." Xining blinked, looking a little silly: "The leader will be here for three days, so of course he must prepare some things and ointment."
One person went up and looked through it, and found two sets of clothes, bread, a sheepskin water bag, and some bottles and cans, so he nodded, indicating that he was right.
This move made Liu Yulang very unhappy: "Why, are you doubting me?"
Other people don't care about his displeasure. He is nothing. In terms of martial arts, he is not a master. In terms of behavior, everyone is a kind of deceitful person. At most, he looks whiter and is more pleasing to the eyes of older girls and younger wives. In fact, He's just a pretty guy who cheats money and sex, and relies on women to get by.
Of course, in order to avoid falling out, we still need to coax. After saying a few good words and making peace with each other, we were on our way.
More than twenty people were walking on the mountain path in a mighty manner.
Liu Yulang went from full of expectations to doubts. After such a long time, it was time to burn incense. So he asked Xining in a low voice: "Why haven't you fainted yet?"
"This..." Xining scratched the back of his head: "Maybe I got it wrong."
Haha, that’s right! They didn't faint, Liu Yulang felt like he was going to faint. If you take the wrong medicine, do you know what the consequences will be? It will kill someone.
Liu Yulang was so angry that he wanted to strangle this silly girl to death, but he couldn't. Not to mention strangling him to death, he couldn't even hit him. If he hit him, who would accompany him to the place where the treasure was kept? Even if he can be beaten, if he hasn't been beaten yet, those bandits and robbers would have better beat him to death and replace him with someone else as the leader.
Liu Yulang could only lower his voice: "Find a way quickly, otherwise we won't be able to leave."
You must know that people who practice martial arts have better ears than ordinary people. Some people may have heard the word "go" and immediately shouted: "Go for what? You want to go?!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Liu Yulang reacted quickly and immediately argued: "I said it's a difficult road. When can we get there?"
He also glared to indicate not to talk nonsense.
Xining grabbed Liu Yulang's sleeve: "Master, you want to leave? You can't leave. You still have to inherit the mantle of Xuanhumen and carry forward Xuanhumen. How can you leave!" He looked eager, even with circles in his eyes. All red. It seemed that he was really afraid that if he let go, Liu Yulang would run away.
What a mess, Liu Yulang was stunned for a moment, but he quickly came to his senses, this was a mistake.
It doesn't look like he wants to escape, but the treasure is almost in hand. Who wants to run away at this time? Liu Yulang wanted to eat alone and didn't even look at how much he weighed. Thinking about it, he wouldn't be so courageous. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and one person advised eloquently: "Girl, don't worry, I misheard, please apologize quickly."
The perfunctory apology gave Liu Yulang face and smoothed the matter over. Anyway, this girl is stupid and easy to deceive.
But Liu Yulang didn't want to let him go like this. If he was treated like this now, when he got the treasure and came out, these guys didn't know what to do.
So he stopped walking and began to curse: "Is this called an apology? I can't see any sincerity. How much bad water do you have in your stomach, do you think I don't know? Letting you follow me this time is already considered magnanimous, but the result is Staring like a prisoner. Damn, Xuanhu Sect has a century-old reputation, and I am also the leader of Xuanhu Sect. I don’t even have basic respect. Come on, come on, you all, leave me alone, or I won’t leave.”< br>
After saying that, he sat down and turned his back, looking angry.
Xining was stunned and almost stopped laughing. This guy must be too childish. In this case, she should cooperate.
So he puffed up his cheeks and pretended to be angry: "If you make the boss angry, you are all bad people. If you don't leave, boss, I won't leave either. I won't go today."
This, this, this, what, what, what? When she is sitting on the ground and showing off her temper, she is pretending that she is a child or an ignorant village girl. She does not look like a boss at all.
"Hey, little white wolf, are you addicted to being the leader? I really thought you were just a dish..." As soon as he spoke recklessly, he was stopped by someone.
Now is not the time for head-to-head confrontation. We don’t know where the treasure is hidden yet. This angered Liu Yulang. He noticed something and really refused to go. Then he might have to wait for a year.
And that silly girl had been well taken care of by Liu Yulang, and because of her stubbornness, she had long recognized this leader. Otherwise, whatever happens to Liu Yulang, it doesn't matter if Liu Yulang dies.
Since you can't be tough, then be soft: "Master Liu, you know he is a reckless man, and he has never been able to keep his mouth shut. You, the master, do not remember the faults of villains. If he says anything, you will treat it as farts!"
At this point, someone suddenly farted loudly.
Liu Yulang rolled his eyes at the speaker: "Fart, I think you are farting..."
There was another loud fart sound, this time louder than before and with a twist.
"Who?" The speaker became embarrassed and annoyed. He was thinking of ways to coax people, but this person was causing trouble.
"Pfft~~~" Another one, everyone paid attention, and now they found the person who farted.
Looking at the glances from all around, the man's face looked a little unnatural: "I just put one, that's it. I didn't put the other two."
"卟~~~" This time it was the speaker himself. The sound was loud and bright, and it smelled very bad.
Before they could laugh at him, everyone felt something was wrong with their stomachs, cramping, and then loud or dull indescribable sounds sounded one after another.
"Ouch, I can't do it anymore." A group of people held their stomachs and ran to the nearby woods and behind the trees. Some of them didn't have time to run to a sheltered place, so they untied their belts in a hurry, squatted down on the spot, and started to pull and release, all at once.
Liu Yulang, who was still lying on the ground, was dumbfounded as he saw a group of people gathered in front of him, and they all ran to the tub. The sound and smell, carried by the wind, were very ecstatic.
Hearing Xi Ning's voice, he casually said with a hint of surprise: "Oh, it seems that I took the wrong laxative."
(End of chapter)