Chapter 2208 Light Gate Lintel 8
Ah~~, if you take it by mistake, you can take the wrong medicine.
Liu Yulang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was so dizzy that he could start the operation, but now he had diarrhea.
What is this? It’s impossible to chop them with a knife. On the one hand, they will resist. Diarrhea is not coma. On the other hand, the smell is like a stick stirring in a manure pit. They are afraid of getting dirty. own.
In that case, let's go. Taking the opportunity to slip away can be regarded as a successful escape.
But sometimes accidents always happen. Not only did his "little junior sister" not leave, she also took a few steps forward and started shouting loudly.
"We are selling medicine. The best medicine is essential for diarrhea. One pill will ensure that the disease will be cured!"
Liu Yulang was shocked.
Everyone is squatting and crackling, dripping with joy...
Xining ignored all the strange looks and continued shouting: "The quantity is limited, first come first served, until sold out."
Now Liu Yulang was confused and his jaw almost dropped.
Someone yelled: "Little white wolf, how dare you drug me and ask me to pay for the antidote? What a waste!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a nine-turn large intestine fart came out loudly, followed by a lot more, vomit~.
Liu Yulang's expression changed: "Bian Laoliu, that's not what you said..."
The speaker is Whip Lao Liu, who also has the biggest temper and often uses a whip. He was basically responsible for the bad things this time, and he was a reckless man.
Before Liu Yulang finished speaking, Xi Ning took over the beginning and continued plausibly: "That's right, that's not what you said. This matter has nothing to do with us. Where are the people who prescribe medicine and sell the antidote? Besides, we don't want you to take the medicine. Yes. Is it reasonable for you to steal our medicine?”
Yes, they are grabbing the food themselves. Two spoonfuls of medicinal powder, half a bowl of warm water, gulp, gulp, brew it yourself and drink it.
This is really a slap in the face. Of course someone found something wrong. It was Sui Fengcao, the third child who had always been the good guy to smooth things over: "Why are you guys okay?"
Nothing happened to these two, and they never got up again after squatting down.
"I said that you will feel a little uncomfortable after taking this medicine." Xining turned to ask Liu Yulang: "Master, did I say this?"
Seeing these people frustrated, Liu Yulang, who had suffered a lot in the past two days, was naturally relieved and responded very cooperatively: "Yes!"
Are you feeling unwell and have diarrhea? It's still pulling so hard, this move is too damaging.
Everyone almost lost their temper. Some people were so angry that they yelled: "Don't go too far. What I'm asking is why are you two okay?"
"Because we are from Xuanhumen!" Xining blinked, looking very innocent and honest: "Xuanhumen will add something to three meals a day to strengthen the body and protect against all poisons. The leader followed me and ate it Several days, so it can be completely offset As for the negative effects of this medicine, my senior brothers were fine after taking this medicine. I asked you to wait because I was afraid that you would not be able to bear the cold nature of this medicine. It was you who urged us anxiously, and the effect of the medicine became even stronger. .”
Everyone...
It sounds reasonable. Are they really wrong?
"Since there is medicine, give it to me quickly!" Whip Lao Liu didn't care for any reason, he still felt like his stomach was churning.
"If you don't give it, you are a bad person. Beat me with a whip!" Xining said angrily with his hands on his waist.
Whip Lao Liu rolled his eyes in anger, knowing that you are so stupid and the solution is so simple, I would not waste my efforts. Sui Fengcao rolled her eyes and said in her usual good-natured voice: "Little girl, I didn't hit you. I even gave you water at that time. Give me one."
Xining shook his head: "You can't give it for free, you have to buy it with money."
Sui Fengcao piled up and laughed, but he could still fake a smile at this time. It was not easy. He said with profound knowledge: "Xuan Humen is a person who helps the world. He never charges money for medicine. Why do I need money to buy it from you?"
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Xi Ning was impassioned and full of pathos: "We didn't accept money before, so Xuanhumen was so poor. If we wanted to prepare some medicine, we had to search for medicinal materials all over the mountain and dig them ourselves. Now our Xuanhumen is in such a state of decline. If we want to get back on our feet, we don't need anything." Money, so all the medicines are not given for free now, they have to be paid for!”
Don't forget to turn around and ask: "Really, the leader?"
Of course it’s good to have money. Who would think it’s too much money? Liu Yulang nodded and firmly supported: "Yes, we have to collect money."
Some people feel that they can no longer hold on. After pulling hard, they are now starting to loosen up: "How much, I will buy it!"
Xining stretched out his hand: "Fifty taels!"
Everyone still squatting...
Phew~, Liu Yulang was stunned.
Fifty taels of silver, does this girl know the concept of money? A long-term worker was responsible for food and housing, and he received thirty taels of silver a year. Only a skilled master could get fifty taels.
People who learn martial arts and become escorts will be paid 23 taels of silver per month at first, and experienced escorts will be paid 5 taels. Following the escort, there will be a reward of 12 taels of silver, and the monthly income can sometimes reach 10 taels. But this is all money for selling one's life. If you encounter bandits and robbers who lick blood from the blade of a knife, your life will be ruined if you are not good at learning.
This girl is lucky, one pill actually costs fifty taels of silver, which is her income for half a year. This is not selling drugs, this is robbing money. You can obviously steal money, but you have to sell medicine. Liu Yulang felt it was too much.
Whip Lao Liu shouted: "Fifty taels, why don't you go and grab it?"
Xining stared: "What are you yelling at? I won't sell it to you. You beat me with a whip. You are a bad person! Do you know that every pill you sell for this medicine will lose one pill? I am the only one left in my hanging pot door. All of this is It was left over from the past. Everyone knows that Xuanhumen’s medicine is good. Isn’t such a good medicine worth fifty taels of silver? If I didn’t see that your stomach is too upset and Xuanhumen has a good reputation, I wouldn’t be willing to sell it. .”
When you hear it this way, it seems to make sense and is hard to argue with.
"Little girl, you are right, Xuanhumen's medicine is indeed very good." Sui Fengcao pretended to be pitiful and put on a sad face: "But I have no money, Xuanhumen never saves people from death, you can't take it You took the medicine but didn’t give it to me, do you think so?”
Xining turned his head, as if thinking about it, and muttered: "But this is not a matter of death. It is just a diarrhea. It can not only detoxify and nourish the skin, but also lose weight. How great."
Sui Fengcao almost rolled her eyes in anger. Why does this silly girl always take unusual paths? She could only continue to lie: "I'm getting older. I really can't stand it. Besides, I'm taking your medicine, so I can't stand it anymore." If it gets out, it will damage the reputation of Xuanhumen. You should give me the medicine.”
"That's right, then..." Xining put down the basket and began to rummage through the bottles and jars inside.
He really planned to give it away for free. Liu Yulang was anxious and couldn't let go of the money, so he broke the news: "Little junior sister, don't believe him. He is rich and has a banknote in his arms. I have seen it."< br>
"What, rich?" Xining stopped, his eyes widened, looking in disbelief. After a few seconds, he sniffed his nose and pursed his lips, as if he was about to cry: "You lied to me, How could you lie to me? You are a bad person. I won’t sell you the medicine!”
Liu Yulang was happy, Sui Fengcao felt like he was really gone, and everyone would have laughed if they hadn't been in trouble. This silly girl is really silly!
(End of chapter)