On the barrage.
“Take the battery back, remove the two wheels, and leave a frame for others to win the bamboo shoots (laughing to death).”
“When my ex-husband was in divorce proceedings with me, I made a list, including a goldfish we both raised (grin)."
"Taurus man, this is how my ex is going to go back."
“No kidding, it’s a gold bull.”
"Shrimp-headed man, vomit~"
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng said angrily to the public screen: "You guys, who are you guys talking about?
I didn't let her pay back the money, and I didn't let her pay back the food. Used,
What’s wrong if I want my little donkey back?
You said it’s okay if the person is ridden away by you, but you still miss my little donkey?
Want to ride everything?
Dogs are so addicted, you fucking Teddy! "
...
On the barrage.
"Want to Ride Everything" "You Fucking Teddy"
"Maybe it's a Husky Rider (dog head)."
Hahahaha.
“When I went to a friend’s house before, the teddy boy punched me in the leg. From then on, I didn’t dare to go to his house (grin).”
“Little Dog Very addictive. ”
"When I saw Teddy, I just kicked him in the head."
"Haha, really, my friend also got one. One time it wanted to ride on my arm, and it was ready. I When it wasn't paying attention, I pinched its bell hard, and it screamed in pain. From then on, it never did this action in front of me (sunglasses)."
"You are more like a dog."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, it's up to you to decide whether the little donkey comes back, but having said that, you asked the wrong person in the first place."
? ?
Boys don’t understand what it means.
Lin Feng: "You are not from Shaoxing, isn't that brother from Hangzhou, he is from Zhejiang, you go directly to him.
You said brother, you are from Hangzhou, You are looking for it.
If you show your own conditions, the little girls will pounce on you, right?
I am different. I am from Shaoxing and live in a self-built house in the countryside. It is difficult for me to find one.
And I'm older than you, I'm 30.
Can you give way to my brother?
We are all from Zhejiang anyway, so we say there are many businessmen in Zhejiang, right?
A businessman is a person who can discuss everything.
So you should discuss it with that buddy. If someone agrees, why not give it to you?
You haven’t even discussed this with my brother. You are too arbitrary. ”
Uh...
...
On the barrage.
“Hahaha, businessmen turn out to be people who can discuss everything (lol).”
“Boy: If you don’t go, I want to lose face (grin).”
Haha Ha ha.
. . . . .
Boy: "But to me, that brother's accent doesn't sound like he's from Zhejiang, it sounds like he's from Henan."
Lin Feng: "I'm from Hangzhou, so there's no need to talk about it. What happened next?"
Boy: "Then I left, but when I came back that night I couldn't sleep, so I tossed and turned."
Lin Feng: "Then how can I fall asleep? When I close my eyes, all I can think of is women. The picture of my friend lying in the arms of another boy, oh, you are so bad, you will definitely not be able to sleep with this thing."
Ugh. .
Boy: "Then I went out to get drunk. When I came back, I fell down. I lay on the side of the road and vomited. In the end, my brother-in-law came over and pulled me home."
I even vomited on the side of the road. Already?
Good guy!
Lin Feng: "Sanitation workers at four or five in the morning: wake up, hunting time!"
Boy:. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Sanitation Workers: Awakening, it's hunting time!" 》
“Hahaha, what you are talking about is a werewolf (dog head).”
“I was quite sympathetic to this guy at first, but after hearing what the military advisor said, I suddenly felt that the sanitation workers were more Poor (sunglasses)”
"Hahaha, during the hunting time, who understands my laughter (face covering)."
"This makes the already weak sweeper aunt even worse (woo woo)."
You This,
hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: “Then I went to find her again the next day,
because my ex-girlfriend had a bad habit, that is, she couldn’t hide the keys, and she kept them on the door frame,
< br>I knew she had this habit, so I opened the door and went in.
Then I saw two people, one wearing pajamas and the other wearing shorts, lying on the bed. "
Lin Feng had a look on his face. He lamented: "Oh, buddy, you went in late, you had to go in earlier..."
? ?
Ahem,
Lin Feng: "I mean, you can open the door and go in by yourself, aren't you afraid of people calling the police?"
Boy: "What about the money for renting a house? I transferred it."
Lin Feng looked disdainful: "Brother, you are blind to the law. You paid well for renting the house, but the rental contract was signed between her and the landlord. At most, you are in a debt relationship. , Miss, if I sue you for breaking into a private house, Uncle Hat can arrest you too!”
The boy smiled and said: "It's not in the way. She doesn't dare to call the police. She is very timid."
Lin Feng: "Girls are timid, but what if my Henan brother is brave? What will he do? What about you?"
Boy: "After I came in, Brother Henan didn't dare to move. I said you two were together? He said no. It was past three o'clock when he came back to pack things." br>
Holy shit!
One of you really dares to ask and the other really dares to answer.
What a miracle!
Lin Feng was amused and laughed.
“Brother, to be honest, if you go in and look at the shorts worn by the Henan guy, do you feel inferior after seeing it?
Let’s just say, forget it if you don’t see some things, if you see them Then I let it go."
Uh. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“There are some things that I put down after seeing them (dog head).”
“Hahaha, military advisor, are you a devil? (laughing to death).”
Boy: Me Didn't look, he didn't, you said nonsense, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. .
Damn it,
it hurts my self-esteem so much.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "It's just a joke, buddy, don't be sad."
"I...I'm not sad, and I didn't see his underwear. He was naked and covered with his underwear at that time."
Lin Feng: "Okay, okay, you didn't look, you don't know, Then, continue.”
Boy: “Then my ex-girlfriend pushed me out. She said not to tell the guy about me and her, because he had already met her parents.
I just said that our three-year relationship is not as good as someone else's one week. I said you are really awesome.
Then she looked at me with a sneer and stopped talking.
Military Advisor,
What do you mean by her? "
Lin Feng smiled and shook his head and said: "Brother, why don't you go in and take a look at that brother's underwear. "
??
Lin Feng: "Don't you understand yet, buddy?
Your three years are not as good as someone else's one week.
Have you ever thought that what defeats you here may not be love, but maybe someone else's excellence? "
Uh...
...
On the barrage.
"It's not necessarily feelings that defeat you" "There are other people's strengths"
"Circle: The strengths (dog head)."
Hahahaha. "You can practice aerobic training in high school and cardiopulmonary training in college, and you can practice anaerobic training in college. Basically, you can reach 40 to 60 minutes. No kidding (dog head)."
"Holy shit! Is this really true (shocked)."< br>
“Really, I have a friend who spent at least 50 minutes and 49 minutes chatting (sunglasses).”
Ah,
this,
fuck you. .
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Okay, buddy, I won't tease you anymore, just tell me your problem."
Boy: "Commander, please listen to me first, there is a story behind."
You Fuck. .
Lin Feng: "Okay, okay, you say it, but after all, don't fucking cry. I've been crying so hard all night that my head hurts."
"Don't worry. Military advisor, I promise not to cry.”
Lin Feng: "Okay, let's talk."
Boy: "I thought that's it, there's nothing to worry about, so I went back.
About half the time Yue,
I suddenly felt a little bit reluctant to let go.
I knew I was a bit mean, and then she was doing a live broadcast. One night, I felt a little depressed and couldn't sleep.< br>
I took my trumpet into her live broadcast room.
I don’t know what to think, I even gave her some gifts,
Then there was a mirror next to her, and in the mirror I saw a man coming in,
Then I gave her some gifts, and I asked the man to come out,
Then she called the man to come out.
You know, the military advisor has changed again. Damn it, it’s really outrageous. "
Lin Feng chuckled: "No matter how outrageous it is, how can you be outrageous? No one else will follow you, but you are still giving gifts to others. Are you cheap? "
Boy: "Brother, I feel a little sad when you say that. "
Lin Feng: "Don't be sad first. If you are really sad, Brother Henan will have to be in front of you. ”
Uh..
Lin Feng: "How about you do more swiping? If she and her new boyfriend are off the air, she can still have a meal of Haidilao.
Should I say it or not?
Brother, I'm 'injustice' No one can do this.
In the past, there was a guy from Henan riding your little donkey with your ex-girlfriend.
In the future, there was a new boyfriend taking your money. Take your ex-girlfriend to eat Haidilao.
Brother,
How about we discuss it.
Push your ex-girlfriend’s WeChat account to me, and I’ll help you cheat on her current boyfriend. I’ll be her new boyfriend.
Swipe more money and ask your ex-girlfriend to pick up a car for me with your money. ”
“That’s too much, brother. ”
The man looked hopeless.
Lin Feng: "Is it too much? I don't think it is too much at all.
Think about it, I am in love right now,
If you give me some small gifts, I will spend the night After watching the broadcast, if two people hold hands and eat Haidilao, it will definitely cost you money.
So I said that some people’s love is really great,
Even if they break up, they will still be there waiting silently.
Man, you can do it.
If one day you stop paying for gifts, won’t they have so much money to spend?
So, you can't stop, for the sake of love, you have to brush more,
She may finish eating Haidilao and buy another headset for her boyfriend,
Isn’t that pretty good!
You can do it, buddy. "
Boy: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... I was giving. After three years of dating, she bought me a pair of shoes, a dress, and a pair of pants. "
Lin Feng rolled his eyes angrily: "When you were fucking talking to her, she was a college student and hadn't graduated yet,
I have to rely on my family for all my living expenses.
Besides, girls may not eat and have to buy some cosmetics.
Do I still have money to give you gifts? "
Boy: "Yes, yes, brother is right, but sometimes I can figure it out, and sometimes I can't. "
Lin Feng: "I told you, if you can't figure it out, just buy more gifts, and you can continue to guard the live broadcast room.
You think you are very affectionate, but do you know what you are in the heart of a girl?
You are a pervert.
Big pervert. "
Uh...
Lin Feng: "When I was with my brother from Henan, you took the key and pushed the door open and went in, and you asked him face to face if he had gone in?
Are you asking if it is of any use?
Don’t you feel inferior when you see Brother Henan’s underwear?
Why do you still have the nerve to ask that?
Don’t you know what the look and sneer I gave you mean?
Now that I have a new one, you still open a fucking trumpet and peek into other people’s live broadcast rooms every day,
Afraid that he would have no money to eat hot pot, he would still give him gifts.
The girl thought to herself, this ex-husband doesn’t think he can do it again, right?
Then you don’t know if you can do it?
Let’s be honest, you are now at an age where you have to drink two wolfberries to drink water.
What do you want to do?
Do you want to reconcile with me and become sisters? "
"Ah! ! Stop scolding, stop scolding, you can't stand it anymore, just run away! "
...
On the barrage.
" Hahahahaha, another scolding (laughing to death). ”
"Do you want to be my sister? (Grinning) Damn, that's a really dirty curse."
Hahahaha.
“What’s wrong with 30? I’m 30 too, and my girlfriend is 20. I want it, but she doesn’t want it.”
“Brother, don’t be shy, you’re just taking the first step (dog head) )."
"Yes, when she gets it at 30, you will be the one to hide (cover your mouth)"
"It turns out that older women are better than men (sunglasses)."
"The corners of her mouth froze for a moment..."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room:
“Brothers,
it’s divided,
no regrets,
the only thing we can’t do without is habit,< br>
Breaking up proves that you really don't love her very much,
or that person is not right for you.
Brothers,
We must learn to raise the glass of wine generously when we break up, and say to that person openly:
The first glass of wine, I respect you!
Thank you for appearing in my life and for the touch and joy you have brought me.
The second cup, I also toast to you!
May you have a bright future, be open-minded, have wine and meat, and be loved by others.
The third cup, I still toast to you!
Farewell to the years and fate we had together. If they were exposed to the snow together, they would grow old together in this life.
After drinking these three glasses of wine, we didn’t say a word about love.
May someone treat you as before, love you to the core, and never let you down.
Three glasses of wine to you. May you have poems, dreams, and a magnanimous future. From now on, you will travel thousands of miles.
This time I’ll drink to you, whatever you want! ”
...
On the barrage.
“It’s time to break up, no regrets, all we can’t do without is habit.. Damn, that’s so good.”
“I’ll give you three glasses of wine, and I won’t say a word about it from now on. Love... The military advisor is so talented. I almost cried. It was so good."
"The military counselor really cured many people."
"It's hard to drink these three glasses of wine. It’s easy (ugh)!”
"I did it, you can do whatever you want. After drinking these three drinks, I will be a stranger in the world from now on (crying to death)."
"Well said, when I look at the calendar, it is almost July and a half, these three drinks will send my ex away. Very suitable (dog head)”
Holy shit!
You,
Hahahahahaha. (End of chapter)