"@strategist, how can I get a man to spend money on me?"
Lin Feng glanced at Gao Zan's barrage and said calmly: "You want money? Just ask or it will be over.
If you don't plan to pay it back, don't ask for it
Just ask him if he can give you 50,000 yuan!
If he says no, then let’s ask someone else.
Maybe you will meet a fool.
Don’t laugh,
This is very possible.
If this fool likes you, he will give it to you as soon as you ask for it.
Be obedient,
Time is tight and the task is heavy. If this doesn't work, let's ask someone else.
The point is not the words, the point is to find the fool.
Can you understand? ”
Uh..
. . . . .
Danmu Mountain.
“Maybe you will meet a fool, hahahaha.”
“So between making money and getting a partner, I chose to get the partner’s money (dog head).”
“I chose to be paid by my partner (cover my face).”
"How about you two live together!"
Hahahaha.
“I don’t know why, but I seem to seduce men. Whenever I mention money, they all talk about how much debt they have, and they wish they could borrow some from me (grin).”
“I am serious. Ke, we were rich when we were together, but after they separated. Well, guess what, he is rich again (smile) "Hahaha, what a coincidence. No. ”
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Let me tell you, you little girls, don't think about asking boys for money every day.
Find a boyfriend who will help you with his house, car, and money. Get ready, I'll give you all the money, and I'll give you the credit card.
Why?
I'm just rich, not a fool.
Do you think the prince will really fall in love with Cinderella?
The key is that Cinderella is beautiful and can do housework, so her father should be an earl.
Do you think that just because you are sloppy and drinking milk tea every day, you will meet a domineering CEO in the elevator?
Do you know how thin the waist of the domineering CEO’s girlfriend is, how long her legs are, and how white her skin is?
The key point is that they have more money than you.
How do you compare with others?
Compared to what?
Are you stupider and sweeter than you?
So I tell you, the fate of a little girl must be in her own hands. If you want to suffer less, then dress yourself better.
After all, the chances of falling in love at first sight are higher.
If you don’t have good looks and a bad figure, then work hard and don’t expect to rely on boys in the future.
To put it harshly, no boy is willing to support you like you.
Also,
read less of those harmful romance novels.
You must pass CET-4 and CET-6 in college. If you have nothing to do at night, run two more laps on the playground.
This is true. "
...
On the barrage.
"The content causes extreme comfort (dog head). "
"No brother, you dare to say that you will die (sunglasses). ”
"Hahaha, it's so real that it makes people feel distressed."
"I just like to hear the military advisor being so cruel to me, to prevent me from being inflated with a salary of two thousand yuan (laughing to death)."
" I'm different, I don't have any trouble in my heart, and I even want to know what a flower head is (a dog head)."
You're so fucking stubborn!
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Okay,
Next.
Ding~
“Hello, military advisor.”
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any questions?"
Girl: "Military advisor, I have been soft-tempered since I was a child. I have been isolated when I was in school. Now that I have grown up, I feel like working "Interpersonal relationships are also a weakness."
Lin Feng: "Sister, what does it matter if you are alone or not?
To be honest, I am just a classmate with you. In a few years, we will all be together. They all went their separate ways,
Who knows who?
This thing is loved everywhere and never fails.
That’s all.
It’s the same at work. My colleagues love me everywhere but I don’t want to attract them. What does it matter?
You are so fucking musk, why do I smell so good when I am your friend?
Is it my sister?
Just be alone.
What does it matter?
It doesn’t matter! ”
...
On the barrage.
"Nothing to worry about"
"Hahaha, I thought the military advisor would comfort her and find a way for her, but it turned out to be a mess (laughing to death)."
"Why Want comfort? When I was isolated, my grade level rose by more than fifty places."
"Oh shit! This is so good!"
"But a group of them will say bad things about me (crying to death)."
"The emperor is still being scolded, and everyone will be cricketing behind his back. You just need to make the cricketing more unpleasant (sunglasses)."
"We are all isolated and who are we talking about? (smile)."
You are so fucking arrogant, right?
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, there are actually many things. If you care too much about it, it will become a big deal.
You are like me when I was in school, and I was also Isolated.
Why do you know?
Because I am the teacher’s bitch.
I am the kind of person who loves to make small reports. If there is any slight disturbance in the class, the head teacher will know it from my mouth immediately.
So many people also isolate me.
But why don’t I have a relationship?
Because I don’t care who isolates me.
Because I deeply understand that I was born to eat this bowl of rice,
The teacher is my leader,
I just need to serve the teacher well.
Among classmates, they are all on the same level. Who would want to get along with you?
Isn’t it?
It’s different if you get along with the teacher.
I have some small privileges, right? For example, during the self-study class at school, if you dare to offend me, I will remember your name and report you.
If you speak, you will speak. , I said that if you pass the note, you should pass the note.
In the next class, you will have to stand in the back for me.
So there were a lot of people who hated me at that time.
There are a lot of people who isolate me.
When I walk over, people just walk away,
But so what?
I'm sorry. "
...
On the barrage.
"I am the teacher's bitch"
"Big brother is a bit funny, the teacher's bitch hahahaha."
"I was born to eat this bowl of rice... How did this guy say it so confidently? That’s what he said (laughing to death).”
“It’s not unfair for the military advisor to be isolated (hahaha)”
“He was still plausible when he reported it, and I accepted it. Cover your face)”
"This is called enjoying a wicked life (dog head)."
"I didn't expect that the blogger I like now is the kind of kid I hated the most when I was a child (sunglasses)."
Hahaha Ha ha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, don't look at those people laughing and joking on the public screen. Let me tell you, this is the truth.
As long as you don't take it seriously, it won't hurt you.
Isolate me?
Hmph,
So what,
If you isolate me, just isolate me. It makes me like to play with you.
Isn't it true, who would like to play with you?
It sounds like you are isolating me, but actually, I am isolating you alone.
It seems like you guys don’t want to play with me, but actually I don’t want to play with you guys.
Right?
Like my motto at the time, it was my qq signature: Lone wolves always walk alone, but wild dogs gather together.
I also posted it specifically in the class group.
Right or not?
What does it matter?
They didn’t dare to hit me because I was a teacher and a loser. "...
On the barrage.
"Lone wolves always walk alone" "Wild dogs only gather together"
"Pigs and sheep live in a herd, but wild beasts walk alone (dog heads)."
"This boy deserves to be isolated ( Grinning)."
Hahahaha.
“No, brother, are you really not afraid of getting beaten? (laughing to death)”
"No kidding, I've beaten a few of these (dog heads) back then."
"Hahaha, you're such a bitch (cover your face)."
"Military advisor, you have to take off your fandom. (Hahaha). "
"Don't be afraid of being isolated by using your own experience. It's not you who isolate me, it's me who is full of positive energy. Those who are not fans are all fake fans. . ”
“Well said, I prefer such a strong strategist (thumb)”
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, if you are isolated, just be isolated, as if I love to play with you.
That's what it means, don't take it too seriously.
You don't take it seriously. It doesn't matter, it's just a small problem.
Although we are isolated, it doesn't mean we don't have any friends.
After all, I can still meet other bad friends.
Everyone has the same temperament, so we can play together.
There is always something suitable.
Just like me and Brother Shui, we are very good friends, right? ”
...
On the barrage.
"Hahaha, I obviously saw the corner of Brother Shui's mouth twitching."
"Brother Shui: Unexpected disaster, bad luck!"
Hahahaha.
"The military advisor is indeed right. When I was the squad leader, there were many people who isolated me, but there were also many people who fawned over me, because there were always people who took advantage of my privileges."
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"But I still don't understand why my eldest brother wants to be the teacher's bitch (I don't understand)."
"What don't you understand? Look at his pretty face. Even boys can't stand it. He wants to If you don’t hug the teacher’s lap, you will definitely get beaten every day.”
“That makes sense!”
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Wait a minute, sister, think about what I just said. I want to give this buddy on the public screen a like.
Dude,
you fucking understand me so well.
No kidding, I look like this, and there were a lot of people who wanted to beat me up when I was in school.
Why?
Because it attracts girls.
I'm good-looking and have pretty good grades. To be honest, there are a lot of little girls leaning on the window sill to look at me after class.
You wink at me and send me love letters.
The other boys will definitely not be able to stand it.
Besides, in our era, there were people of all kinds from all walks of life.
The kind of gangsters in the school, and the kind of yellow hair outside the school, this brother, that brother,
They will beat you at every turn, many of them.
I still remember the first time I had to be beaten. It was when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school.
At that time, the school bully in the sixth grade took a fancy to the beauty of our class.
The little girl is indeed beautiful.
At that time, everyone’s family was not rich, and a school uniform could be worn regardless of the season.
The cuffs were fucking black and dirty.
At that time, I wore a little white skirt, shawl hair, and butterfly hairpins, just like the little princess in the fairy tale.
There are many older people who like her.
But to be honest, I was a child at that time. I was actually a late bloomer and I didn’t have any idea at all.
But the school bully didn’t know who he heard from and said that the girl in our class likes me.
Then when school was over, the teacher just left.
The school bully came in with a dozen boys.
Which one is Lin Feng?
As soon as the school bully stood on the podium and spoke, I thought it was over.
I am definitely going to get beaten today.
The pork ribs noodles that my mother made for me at night were no longer hot.
The school bully is not blind. In fact, he saw me as soon as he came in.
No way, brothers,
Let’s be honest,
No Let's blow it.
With my appearance, I can be seen at a glance in a crowd.
Then the school bully waved his hand, and a dozen boys rushed towards me like crazy dogs.
That posture almost scared me to death.
Don’t laugh at me,
I was a boy in the fifth grade at that time. I had been very obedient and honest since I was a child, so I had never seen such a scene.
I almost cried in fear at that time.
At this moment,
a figure suddenly stood in front of me.
I took a look, white skirt, shawl hair.
The beauty of our class.
She stood right in front of me, blocking those people.
I still remember her pointing at those people and saying: What are you doing? I just reported it to the teacher, who will be here in a moment.
Also, he doesn’t like me at all. Don’t cause trouble for him anymore.
Brothers,
It is embarrassing to be protected by a girl.
We are men,
We have to be a little bloody!
I clenched my fists and yelled at the school bully at the top of my lungs: She. . . She's right!
I don’t like her, why do you beat me?
After saying that, I burst into tears.
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"She's right"
"Hahahaha, the man I promised is bloody (facepalm)."
"He even cried for God's sake, it was hilarious. Hahaha.”
"No brother, you are insulting a 70-year-old woman on the live broadcast room, and a three-year-old child on the bottom, and you are scolding men and women in the middle, and you were a coward when you were a child (grin)."
Hahahaha.
"No, am I the only one who can see that the class beauty likes my eldest brother very much?"
"Note that the class beauty said 'he doesn't like me at all', not 'I don't like him' '."
Pointed.
"Hey, what a good girl. She is brave, beautiful and kind, but she paid her to the little crying bag by mistake."
The little crying bag. .
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: “I’m not crying because I’m afraid,
I'm really wronged, brothers,
I provoked whoever, more than a dozen people rushed into the class to beat me up right after school!
If you say that I really like this girl, I will admit it if you want to beat me up.
The problem is no.
How old was I then?
All I could think about were sandbags, hoops, and cartoons.
Real brothers,
not lying at all.
At that time, everyone said that the class beauty was beautiful, and half the school was chasing her, but now you remind me that I don’t even remember what she looks like,
Yes , let alone what she looks like, I don’t even remember her name.
We really have no idea at all!
Hey, hey, hey,
Who the hell gave me a big snot bubble.
One hundred hits in a row with the big hammer.
This special effect is too ugly. Who gave it to me?
Demon fairy?
Not my sister,
If you don’t go to the live broadcast, why are you always sitting in my live broadcast room? ”
Moxian: The little crybaby wets his pants (grin)
I’ll knock it!
You, you. . Don't talk nonsense.
I mean I was so scared that I almost peed my pants.
It was a close call,
I didn’t really pee!
No, why should I explain this to you?
Anyway,
That’s what I mean.
Since I experienced this incident, I have deeply realized that if I want to avoid being beaten, I must hug the teacher's thigh tightly.
No way, brothers.
We are also forced by life. (End of chapter)