Chapter 73: Being a mistress will get you beaten, but being a fool is just fine (additional update)
"Hahahahaha, I have to go to work and take a crazy class. There are so many pressures. Am I right? I don't go to work! I can't read either hahahahahaha!"
Jiang Nanxi stood on the table and started dancing, trampling the map to pieces and still wriggling like a maggot on the table.
"What are you doing? How can you destroy the map! If you destroy the map, how can we plan a hiking route!"
Hou Xiao's expression changed drastically, and he rushed over to stop Jiang Nanxi from tearing up the map.
Jiang Nanxi suddenly stopped moving. She lay on the table, her long hair hanging forward, covering all of her face, and her body began to twitch crazily.
Hou Xiao was startled. He stood there and didn't dare to move. "She...what's wrong with her? Does she have any disease? It has nothing to do with me. I didn't even touch her!"
Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not sick, I'm dead. You asked me to write a report of 10,000 words, and my brain has become rigid due to overuse."
Hou Xiao: "What do you mean?"
Jiang Nanxi: “My brain is broken and I can’t write a report.”
Hou Xiao:?
Seeing Jiang Nanxi still lying on the table, her legs folded back and placed next to her head, and she was still holding her legs and crying bitterly, Hou Xiao didn't know what to say for a moment.
Is this a weird gesture possible for humans? Does she really have some kind of disease?
When the others saw Jiang Nanxi's strange movements, hugging her legs and crying silently, they also froze for an instant, not sure whether she was having a seizure or had a disease.
[Jiang Nanxi’s situation is so strange. It feels like she’s going to eat someone with her hair disheveled in the next second. 】
[Big socks, can normal people do this kind of thing? You're not really going to become a zombie, are you? 】
[Jiang Nanxi, please tell me you don’t know how to eat people. After that, remember to say that Chinese people don’t lie to Chinese people. 】
"Jiang Nanxi, are you okay?"
The director came over to see Jiang Nanxi's condition, and then saw her stand up and jump off the table with a neat backflip.
Hou Xiao:?
audience:?
Hearing her cheering "Oh haha" and running to eat a banana, the director's mouth twitched wildly, and Hou Xiao finally realized that he seemed to have been tricked.
Hou Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "Are you pretending to be crazy just to avoid writing a report? Or are you not going to school or reading, and you think you can't write, so you don't write? Now there are no academic requirements for artists?"
No one paid any attention to him.
Hou Xiao lost face and roared angrily, "Didn't you hear what I said? You are all illiterate! Have you never been to school?"
Seeing how angry he was, the director just wanted to smooth things over and said, "Teacher Hou is the captain, so everyone should follow the captain's instructions. Don't forget, in addition to sharing the five million grand prize for completing the challenge, guests who perform well can also receive an additional five million Bonus.”
Jiang Nanxi asked, "Excellent performance also includes listening to the captain's words and cooperating with the captain's actions?"
"Of course."
"..."
Everyone was speechless.
Is this guy Hou Xiao here to be the captain? This guy is here to be a leader and enjoy his official power, right? Every request is so unreasonable!
The director asked someone to bring over a new map.
Jiang Nanxi sighed and sat down at the table with his pen, "This class is getting really difficult. In order to get some bonuses, you have to work hard and cooperate with idiots."
Hou Xiao: "Who are you calling a fool?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I didn't scold you, I was praising you, because I am also a fool."
Hou Xiao:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Doing 1 will not last long, doing 0 will not last long, doing s will make you laugh, doing m will make you fight back, being a mistress will get you beaten, being SB is just right, you are welcome to be a fool with me." After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he also He blinked at Hou Xiao and extended his hand to express his feelings, "I'm the little idiot and you are the big idiot. We are the same kind. Please don't embarrass me anymore, okay?"
Hou Xiao:? ? ? ? ?
Who is riding a horse and you are the same kind? Is this woman really mentally okay if she is so crazy? Why does the director allow such people to participate in the show?
Hou Xiao looked as if he had eaten a fly, and his expression was extremely ugly. The other guests were actually happy.
Finally, there was one more victim to divert Jiang Nanxi's attention, and they were free!
[Hahahahahaha, Jiang Nanxi is amazing! Take the fool's path and leave the fool with nowhere to go! 】
[Hahaha, you will never imagine what crazy words Jiang Nanxi will say in the next second. According to my experience watching "Return to the Pastoral", it is best to avoid communicating with her! 】
When the director saw that everyone was watching Hou Xiao's jokes to prevent Hou Xiao from getting angry and quit filming, he brought a stack of laptops over to change the subject.
"It's too tiring to write 10,000 words by hand. Let's type it on a computer, and then send the document to the group chat for the captain to see, so that the captain can choose a suitable plan."
Jiang Nanxi was assigned a computer. As soon as he turned it on, he saw Liu Qingyan sitting next to him.
She stared at him for a while and found that the aura of death on his body was even stronger.
There was still a burst of black energy between his brows, and there was a flash of blood in it, indicating that he would encounter a very dangerous disaster of blood during this period.
Come to life!
Jiang Nanxi came closer to him and said, "Teacher Liu, there is something wrong with your face. I am afraid that you will encounter fatal danger in the rain forest. How about you give me some money and I will protect you personally?"
"How much do you want?"
"Five million!"
Liu Qingyan paused and turned to look at her, "Teacher Jiang, to tell you the truth, when I first saw you, I was attracted by your unique temperament..."
Jiang Nanxi Erkang stopped him from continuing, "I know I am a charming girl, but there are seven reasons why I don't talk about love. First, I don't talk about people of the opposite sex because they don't understand each other; second, I don't talk about people of the same sex because it's too easy to understand each other. How boring; third, I won’t talk about living people, because I am a dead person, and living people don’t get along with me; fourth, I won’t talk about dead people, because dead people won’t be boring;
Fifth, I won’t talk about those who are older than me, because there is a generation gap; Sixth, I won’t talk about those who are younger than me, because I can’t take care of myself, so I can’t take care of him; Seventh, I won’t talk about those who are the same age as me , no freshness. ”
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched, "That's not what I meant, I just want you to get a discount."
"Oh, this is not possible!"
"Girls, don't worship money so much. Can you buy it for 500 yuan?"
"Liu, Qing, Yan!"
Jiang Nanxi rushed over and pinched his neck, "Are you asking me to give you a discount? You want me to break your bones! What's wrong with worshiping money? Girls don't worship money, so why should they worship Guan Gong?"
Liu Qingyan said weakly, "Teacher Jiang, I really have a crush on you. For the sake of this pure love, five hundred yuan...ah, stop pinching me, I'm going to die, six hundred yuan at most, No more!”
Jiang Nanxi gritted her teeth and continued to pinch him, "Pure love can't satisfy me anymore, pure gold will do! Five million is non-negotiable!"
Liu Qingyan thought for a while and had to say, "Okay, then five million, but I have a request."
"Say!"
"I'm timid. If you promise to protect me personally, then you need to keep a distance of two meters from me. You can't leave me and run away. If you need to leave for anything, you can tell me and I will agree. But I call you , you must come back to me.”
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