Chapter 74 Mental retardation is also intelligence, so what?
Jiang Nanxi thought for a while and thought that the request was simple. Anyway, this outdoor survival challenge was completed as a team.
During the journey through the rainforest, the guests had to act together, and she could not leave the team to complete it alone.
"Okay."
Jiang Nanxi agreed.
"But you are a rather insidious person. Please transfer half of the money to me as a deposit first, or forget it."
"..."
What makes him more insidious?
Liu Qingyan was speechless for a while, and then he transferred 2.5 million to Jiang Nanxi's bank card.
"I've transferred the deposit to you, is that okay? You have to protect me and win with me so that I can get my bonus back."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the balance of her bank card happily and gave him an OK gesture, "It's all covered."
As soon as the two of them got together to finish chatting, Hou Xiao's dissatisfied voice came, "Jiang Nanxi, Liu Qingyan, what are you two doing? Have you finished writing the report?"
The smile on Jiang Nanxi's face disappeared instantly, and then she opened the Word document with bitterness and hatred.
While Jiang Nanxi was typing, she said to Liu Qingyan, "Teacher Liu, do you know what the flower language of roses is? I really want to give Mr. Hou a handful of roses."
Liu Qingyan was shocked, "Isn't this appropriate? He is in his forties, has a wife and children."
Jiang Nanxi: "Go to work in the morning and you will be in the west sooner or later."
Liu Qingyan paused and pondered for a moment, "Then I think it would be more appropriate to send jasmine flowers."
"Why?"
"A lick of hair on the neck can help others and themselves."
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, I'll go pick jasmine flowers later and give Mr. Hou a big one."
"Spray some pesticide on it, the kind that is easy to volatilize. If you inhale it, you will die immediately."
"Jiejiejiejiejie."
"Hehe."
Other guests:?
audience:?
[No, what are they doing silly fun for? Are there any secrets that a distinguished VIP like me cannot hear? 】
[How about you two sitting at the same table? You two are communicating about your condition, right? 】
[Although I didn’t hear what they were saying, their expressions were scary. It reminded me of the villain played by Mr. Liu in the last movie. 】
Bang.
Hou Xiao threw a pen at Jiang Nanxi's table and said unhappily, "Write a report. Do you two have so much to say? You are still laughing, why are you laughing!
Everyone is writing the report so seriously, can you two please stop disturbing others? ”
Jiang Nanxi put away his clenched teeth and suddenly stood up seriously, "I've written it!"
"So fast?"
"Not bad!"
Hou Xiao glanced at her in surprise.
I thought she would continue to act crazy and not write the report, but I didn't expect to finish it so quickly.
Hou Xiao said to her, "Then send your document to the group and I will take a look at your plan."
"Okay."
Jiang Nanxi sat down and logged into WeChat and clicked send.
The camera of the program team came next to Hou Xiao and filmed his mobile phone screen, hoping to show the audience what Jiang Nanxi wrote.
A ding-dong sound.
System reminder: ["Sexy Female Cockroach" sent a Word document to the group chat. 】
Audience: "..."
Hou Xiao: "..." Hou Xiao didn't have any friends with Jiang Nanxi. When he saw this nickname in the group, his forehead corners bulged.
Originally he didn't want to say anything more, but he suddenly saw Jiang Nanxi's profile picture, which turned out to be a cartoon cockroach wearing a pink skirt and pouting his butt.
Hou Xiao couldn't help but said, "Jiang Nanxi, is this cockroach you? Can you stop using such a disgusting avatar and nickname?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Why do you discriminate against small animals?"
Hou Xiao: "Are you a small animal? You are a cockroach, one of the four pests! How could someone use such a disgusting thing as their avatar and nickname!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Oh, then call the police."
Hou Xiao:? ? ?
Hou Xiao was almost so angry that his heart ached, but the news rang out again in the group.
System reminder: ["Eighteen-year-old innocent male" sent a Word document in the group chat. 】
System reminder: ["Fugitive Female Monkey in Huaguo Mountain" sent a Word document in the group chat. 】
System reminder: ["Qiu Mingshan Car God" sent a Word document in the group chat. 】
System reminder: ["It's very big, please bear with it" sent a Word document in the group chat. 】
System reminder: ["The mistress is the one who is not loved" sent a Word document to the group chat. 】
Hou Xiao:? ? ?
director:? ? ?
No, what the hell are these people’s nicknames? Why don't both of them look normal?
The director has friends with these guests and has given them notes, so he never realized that these people’s nicknames are so abstract!
[Help hahahahaha, who do these nicknames correspond to? How come I only now realize that all these people are abnormal! 】
["It's very big, please bear with it." It must be Shen Lan. The less there is something, the more emphasis must be placed on it! 】
[Should the famous mountain chariot god of Qiu be Song Shixing? After all, he just won the world championship. 】
[So what you are saying is that the 18-year-old innocent boy is our cold and cold Yanshen? Ahhhhh, how is this possible, how could he have such a nickname! 】
Hou Xiao fell silent instantly, not knowing what to say at all. He couldn't ask the other six guests to change their WeChat nicknames, right?
With a gloomy expression, he clicked on the files in the group chat. The first thing he looked at was Jiang Nanxi's file.
1. What should you do if you encounter danger?
The worst case scenario is to die.
2. What should I do if I take the wrong path?
So what, he won't die anyway.
3. How to improve efficiency?
I'm going to die now.
4. How to socialize in a team?
Just think of me as dead.
5. What should I do if I can’t complete the challenge?
It'll be fine if you die.
6. How to communicate with the captain?
What can I do, or I will die?
7. Daily introspection: Why am I not dead yet?
8. Team spirit: Everyone can die together.
9. Supplementary content: Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba (N Abba is omitted below)
After Hou Xiao read the report, he became angry on the spot, "What did you write? And your word count is not enough, plus the number of words added later is only 500 words!"
Jiang Nanxi nodded, "There are only five hundred words."
Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"
Jiang Nanxi: "If you read it once, it's 500 words. If you read it 20 times, isn't it 10,000 words? Isn't 20X500 10,000 words? You don't understand this. Have you never studied mathematics?"
Hou Xiao was shocked and couldn't help shouting, "Are you so capable of counting ten thousand words?!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Then tell me, is 20X500 ten thousand? Is it ten thousand? If not, how much is 20X500? Or are you unwilling to read it twenty times? As the captain, why are you so lazy?"
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Hou Xiao:? ? ? ?
Hou Xiao took a deep breath and couldn't bear it anymore, "What kind of logic are you talking about? How can anyone calculate the ten thousand words of an article report like this? You must be mentally retarded!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Retardation is also intelligence, so what? Doesn't it also represent my wisdom? Otherwise, why is the word "zhi" added to this word?"
Hou Xiao:?
director:?
(End of chapter)