All in all, after I accepted Osamu Dazai’s proposal, Osamu Dazai brought all his belongings to marry into our Shibusawa family.
The spring was just right that day. I woke up first. I briefly thought about last night. I took the white shirt Dazai Osamu left behind me last night and put it over my shoulders. Then I skillfully took out a shirt from under the pillow. Holding the cigarette in his mouth, he puffed out Schrödinger's smoke ring. The first ray of sunlight filtering through the gap in the curtains shone on the shining diamond ring on the ring finger of his left hand. He lamented that beauty is so delicate but it can be so annoying.
The bed at home is very big, and it won’t fall down even if I roll it around. The sheets and bedding are of good quality and very soft, but I think the strongest person on the bed is Dazai Osamu, because no matter how hard I catch him, he can only He smiled and asked me what was wrong, as if nothing was wrong.
The tormenting little goblin Dazai Osamu started to do it again at this time. Sticky put an arm around my waist and continued to stir the flames with his hands. He said that I was irresponsible after sleeping, and he didn't even think about it. Isn’t it annoying that he said it for the 300th time?
I’m so annoyed by the nagging, did you know that it’s easy to get kidney deficiency in the morning! I kicked him out of bed, proposed marriage, and slept with him. What else do you want? Are you some insecure female high school student?
I stood up and put on my clothes ruthlessly, all I could think about was today's breakfast. Behind me, Osamu Dazai climbed up on the bed and huddled under the quilt, revealing his two big round eyes and reminding me in a long and lazy tone.
"Caramel sauce, a wedding, a wedding~"
My feet slipped and my legs trembled. Then I continued to put on stockings calmly and casually echoed, "Ah, a wedding, um... ...Anyway, we have received the certificate, forget it, we are all low-key people, it is not good to make such a big fanfare..."
My tone was very hypocritical, "And I am planning to get married. The wedding ceremony is very laborious, what about the big wedding cake, the church..."
"The wedding venue has been booked, the big cake is also ready, the wedding dress is customized according to the measurements of caramel sauce, the church... The area has been cleared, and the priest has been hit. The invitations have been sent out for several days. Counting the days, everyone will be here soon." Dazai Osamu, who had not missed anything, touched his phone and looked at it.
etc! Did you say something outrageous in a nonchalant manner? ! !
I was in a daze for a moment, dumbfounded as I watched Dazai Osamu speak out a bunch of dishes fluently, and I turned around with a guilty conscience.
“Do you want to be irresponsible?” Osamu Dazai’s faint voice came from behind, and he shuddered suddenly in broad daylight.
"A wedding is one of the most important moments in life. Wouldn't it be nice to swear in front of the priest that you will only spend the rest of your life with me?" He paused strangely, with an unhappy look on his face, "Could it be that, Are there any other little vixens in your heart?”
“Get married right away”
"This is a good boy~" Dazai Osamu got out of the bed and tied the bandage with the flexible fingers that he had just massaged me with satisfaction. The circles of cold white bandage on his body gave him a fragile and morbid beauty, and his porcelain white skin It makes people look very appetizing.
Aware of my gaze, he smiled, his clear voice was hoarse, and his eyes became more and more dangerous, "Why, madam, do you want to take advantage of the good time to do it again?"
"No...I'm afraid you'll hold on to the wall while walking, so I'll spare you for the time being. , hum, please remember my kindness..."
"Ah, madam is so considerate~ Oops, why is madam holding the closet, let me help you."
"You. Don’t come here>
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Being a leader means being willful. Dazai Osamu bought ten carts of wedding candies and asked his subordinates to drive to Yokohama to distribute them on the wedding day. I don’t know which stupid subordinate suggested posting a photo of the leader and his wife. Now everyone in Yokohama knows that Hong Kong The gang leader and his wife were a shady couple who grabbed a traffic policeman's motorcycle and quarreled with each other. Some people even revealed the dark history of proposing at the airport.
However, I didn’t know anything about it when I was holding up the skirt at the wedding.
I raised a standard international fake smile and stretched out my sinful hands towards the handsome blond guy in front of me.
“Brother Dino, hello, cash or credit card, micro-O or payment card?”
Dino, who looked like a handsome boy, smiled and took out a shiny gold card, touched my head and told me to take it easy in the future and not to kill my brother-in-law, oh, he is an angel.
Thanks for getting married, getting married is great, I want to get married every day!
"Cescia, you obviously have a wealth that rivals the rest of the world, and your cheap husband is also very rich. As for the expression of a destitute idiot who saw 100 million US dollars..."
Behind him, Sawada Tsunayoshi's face was covered with black lines. Out of elegance and handsomeness, the handsome man couldn't let his skin fall apart. He swallowed his desire to complain and handed over his share of money with a smile. The money sealed in the red envelope looked very thick. This man was also an angel.
"Reborn asked me to give this to you. He can't come because he has something to do."
The red envelope was very important. I took it and was stunned. Could it be that the teacher was still angry?
Sawada Tsunayoshi saw my thoughts and came over to kindly remind me: "No, he is just talking. Maybe he is hiding in the crowd present."
My eyes swept over the crowd present, maybe Reborn's teacher who was so upright would really be like this. I straightened my mind, stretched out my hand again and smiled, and a golden symbol appeared in my eyes.
"Hello, junior brother, should I pay by cash or by credit card, or by micro-O or O-Pass?"
Sawada Tsunayoshi, who stared with dead eyes, took out the red envelope he had prepared from his pocket, huh? two?
"Senior Yunque asked me to give this to you. He doesn't like gathering in groups, so he asked me to leave it to you."
I was so moved: "Wow, oh, oh, oh, you are indeed the arrogant Erque Ou Doudou." , Onei-chan is very pleased.”
“…It’s better not to be heard by Hibari-senpai…”
Speechless Sawada Tsunayoshi hesitated and wanted to say something else. Dazai Osamu on the side didn’t give him a chance. He hugged me, gave him a look similar to that of a new wife provoking a sister-in-law, and pulled me straight away. After we left, the two of us chatted in the locker room. Osamu Dazai obediently handed over all the money he had collected.
Dazai Osamu, who was smiling at the corners of his eyes and brows, interlocked with me, showing no sign of a black-hearted boss who oppressed his employees. His smile was as harmless as the brother next door, "That's great, madam, we We have money for our honeymoon, and this is our own legal income.”
He is almost adding the light of holy love to his actions, and there is a bit of romance that belongs to young people. He is also a twenty-two-year-old young man in his prime, but he is a little insecure and worried about gains and losses. Only now There is a sense of security.
The fluffy head was buried in my shoulder and moved wildly. After a while, it was on me like an octopus, as if I was still in some dream. I was pressed against the wall, my ears There was warm breath next to me. The complicated wedding dress was very hot. I didn’t want to become an oven, so I stretched out my index finger to touch the fingers around my waist that wanted to mess around.
"What does it matter~" The aggrieved Dazai Osamu showed a childish and disappointed expression, coquettishly and coquettishly, trying to pass the test cutely, "The wedding hasn't started yet, everyone is in the church."
< br>I pushed his face aside in disgust, without any discussion, the makeup would be stained, and the wall would be annoying.
He lowered his head and said "tsk", Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were dull, and he buried his head in my chest and groaned dejectedly. The wedding was about to be held, and outside, Nakaya was looking for missing with his head full of veins. Dazai Osamu, I slipped Dazai Osamu out on the way, and went to the dressing room to wait for Biyangqi to notify me.
My sister Bailan who was passing by saw me drooling over my lipstick from hunger in the dressing room, and generously gave me marshmallows. I regained my life, and thanked him with tears in my eyes.
"Bai Lan, you are really my good brother, have you brought your money?"
Bai Lan: "^^"
Counting the gold cards in the red envelope, I am greedy The sight is clear , "Tsk tsk tsk, Bai Lan, you are so generous."
The rich man Bai Lan raised his head proudly: "For the sake of my childhood sweetheart, I am much more generous than Bai Lan in other parallel worlds."
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"Oh, we are also good brothers in other parallel worlds?"
"Absolutely." He sat on the chair, not very interested in this topic, but to put it bluntly, doesn't this mean that he is a person who keeps giving me gifts? A single person with a lot of money?
I think Bai Lan is like an indifferent NPC in the game who specializes in providing information to players. She has a low sense of presence but is indispensable.
After eating the marshmallows, I leaned against the window sill and looked at the blue sky. The white doves were flying freely. What a fat bird, it must be braised. Looking down at the bottom of the church, my eyes suddenly froze. Under the shade of a tree, a peerless beauty was resting with her eyes closed. Her black hair was raised unruly. The three petals of red plum blossoms under her eyelids were so vivid that there were no blind spots in 360 degrees. Beauty crit, is this a real beauty?
Only then did I realize, being vulgar, that what I like is not handsome guys, but good-looking people.
The unreal beauty dazzled my eyes. I rubbed my eyes and found that there was no one under the shade of the tree. Is it really an illusion? ? ?
As if I had lost the ability to speak, I turned around stiffly and stammered: "Beauty, black-haired beauty! There is a super beauty there, I can't take my eyes away at all!"
The silver-haired young man, who was distracted with his chin in his hands and whose eyes were clearly distracted, heard the keyword and gradually focused on it. He frowned and stared at me with his watery violet eyes.
"Tomie Kawakami?"
I looked puzzled.
"Who is that? What I'm talking about is that I just had a hallucination. There is a black-haired beauty, super good-looking, with black hair and three-petal red plums in the corners of her eyes. She is simply my ideal type!"< br>
"Oh." Bai Lan, who was not interested in the truth, responded perfunctorily and lazily retracted, "That's the white moonlight you missed."
"???"
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The colorful stained glass depicts the Holy Son and the Virgin. Father Nakahara Chuuya, who was rushing to sell the goods temporarily, frowned. He looked at the Bible with his beautiful eyes. The expression on his face became more and more strange, as if he was a scumbag who had seen a high school student. Counting, reading the Bible anyway, he coughed, completely gave up on the Bible, and began to read the small note he copied.
"Well, what, no matter whether you are poor or rich...ah, I have said it, then! Now please let the newlyweds exchange rings."
Atsushi Nakajima handed over two gift boxes, and Under the blessing eyes of everyone, I opened the gift box first, and the shining diamond ring... did not appear!
A pacifier lies quietly inside and attracts attention.
“Ah!” Dazai Osamu, who was in trouble, panicked for a second and glared at Atsushi Nakajima. Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly took out his pocket, but he pulled out an identical gift box. It was a mistake!
Nakahara Chuuya looked at Osamu Dazai in shock. When he met my death gaze, he whistled in a dodgeful manner, opened the Bible and pretended to be serious and studious, which caused a lot of panic.
Dazai Osamu, who originally planned to confess during the applause for love at night, had a showdown.
"Madam, actually, I have the Shibusawa baby." He sincerely took out a test sheet, with a shy look on his face, but did not hide his embarrassment, "It has been in Madam's belly for a month. "
I looked suspicious: "No way, I remember wearing it."
"I got it." Dazai said the truth with a harmless smile.
The perfect smile was cracked, and I couldn’t laugh anymore. Osamu Dazai continued to be pitiful, talking about his future career as a working man, “For me and the baby, Anada has to work hard to support us, and also pay for the baby’s milk powder. Running around, there will be tuition fees when the children grow up, preschool and remedial classes are also essential, in case there is a second child..."
The wedding instantly turned into a complaint meeting for housewives.
A bunch of words were running around in my mind, and it exploded with a bang. I threw Osamu Dazai away, and I turned around and ran away.
Fuck! This time the account is really permanently bound!
Carrying the wedding dress and running on the red carpet, I grabbed the nearest white marshmallow and threw it at Dazai Osamu who was chasing after me. He was furious, twisted his face and threw Dino's green marshmallow. The turtle threw it over.
"Ah! Antriou!" Dino exclaimed.
“Ah ah ah, Dazai Osamu, you shameless person wants to rely on your child to become the wealthy son-in-law of our Shibusawa family!”
“No, Caramel Sauce, I Just for the sake of the incense of our Dazai family!”
Dazai Osamu turned his head to avoid it, making shameless excuses, as if he was just listening to my explanation.
"I won't listen, I won't listen. You are no longer the wealthy wife of our Shibusawa family. Ha, man, pack your bags and get out of our house!"
"How can you bear to leave me and the child in my belly? There is nothing you can do about it. Then Caramel Sauce, just go into our Dazai's house. Atsushi-kun, grab the wife quickly and don't let her run away!"
The two people ran out of the church fighting and chasing each other, leaving behind a bunch of people looking at each other.
"Why did the bride and groom run away?"
"It seems that the bride met the new pretty girl and wanted to regret the marriage. Didn't you hear that she took the child and got out of their house?"
< br>"Huh? Why did I hear that the groom is the son-in-law of the bride, the bride's childhood sweetheart living among the common people, pregnant with a child, and wants to spend the rest of his life with the bride."
"Nonsense. The groom is obviously a domineering CEO worth tens of billions. Didn't you see the custom-made suit on him?"
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There are different opinions, except for the Vongolas who know the virtues of their own family. .
Zhongyuan Zhong, who was in the C position, also attracted everyone's attention. He was alone in the wind and messy with his Bible. He stood on the altar and tried to calm down. At first, he couldn't stop talking nonsense.
"Calm down, everyone, the leader, his wife, the bride and groom..."
"Bang————"
The door that had just been closed was suddenly opened again, once again attracting the attention of the crowd.
I saw a beautiful woman with flowing silver hair panting. Her ruby-like red eyes were a bit gloomy, maybe due to excessive exercise. There were a few drops of water on her delicate forehead. He bent slightly and grabbed the door for support. He raised his head and looked at Nakahara Chuuya in the C position.
"My lovely niece, no, where is the bride?!"
Nakahara Chuuya:? ? ?
Come to steal a marriage? It's too late!
Zhongyuan Zhongya, who was unsure of his feelings, glanced randomly and blurted out.
"Well, the bride and groom... eloped for love."
(End of this chapter)
The author said: Really, I want to raise a child.
Next article about raising a baby, the big and small princes are jealous
At this time, the uncle is on the way carrying a fifty-meter sword——
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