Chapter 209 Yes, buddy, backstab my father-in-law, right?
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng went to the live broadcast room and said:
"Brothers, do you know why I asked her to stop working and go traveling with her husband?
Let me tell you,
There is something particular about this.
Because living life is very emotionally draining.
How can two people who have no blood relationship grow old together?
That must mean you have a lot in common,
What is something in common?
Do you think children count?
Calculate!
But not enough.
One is not enough, nor are two.
It would be enough to have at least seven or eight children.
Why?
Because of these seven or eight children, no one can bear the divorce.
Is this true, brothers?
This thing means that one person can take care of four or five children. No matter how awesome you are, you can’t do it.
So just think about it,
Even if the relationship is gone, this marriage will never break up.
So in modern society, who is mentally retarded and has seven or eight children?
What if you don’t have seven or eight children?
How to maintain a couple's marriage?
That is to find something in common besides children.
Only when the two of you do something together can the accumulated experiences be able to withstand the hardships of life.
I personally think that traveling together is a good choice.
My suggestion is that after a couple gets married, they should travel at least once a year
Remember,
Don't bring children,
You don't have to go far, but stay out for at least one night.
When you two set off, the feeling of falling in love came back,
So we have to save one warm moment after another,
You must have such a consciousness.
It’s just that we are here together, and we are happy today. This moment of happiness will make it difficult for us to fight for at least half a month,
Why?
It's that kind of warm moment that is injected into your married life.
To relive the sweet feeling of falling in love.
Save some energy and use it later,
I feel like I’m getting worse soon, so let’s go and travel again,
The more places you two travel, the less likely it is to get divorced.
Why?
Because wherever you go, your shadow is everywhere. She couldn't bear it and came back again.
So we say that love is not about gazing at each other, it is not about you looking at me and me looking at you with big eyes and small eyes. What’s the point of that?
Really good love requires seeing the world from the same perspective.
In your memory bank, you two face the same beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers.
The thing they have in common is nourishment.
They will constantly nourish each other.
You said that all the big romances have been settled, so what does the little trouble mean?
So I told my brothers that big romances can usually be dealt with, and small things are not a big deal at all.
What is great romance?
It doesn’t have to be travel.
But the essence must be that the two of you relive the sweet moments and find one warm moment after another.
Accumulate this warmth in an instant and use it to consume in your married life.
Remember,
Don't find it troublesome.
Because everyone is the same. After decades of marriage, the relationship will be consumed little by little by bumps and bumps.
You said you just use the emotions accumulated during the years of love to consume,
Obviously it's not enough. ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Accumulate warm moments" "Use them in life and consume them"
"In psychology, it is also called emotional savings."
I lost it!
This is great wisdom!
"Bullshit!"
"It turns out that the reason why marriages were stable before was because each family had five or six children."
"It is indeed rare to hear of real cases of divorce with six or seven children."
The words of the military advisor awakened the dreamer!
"Finding Things in Common"
"No wonder the military advisor often said before that a couple must be able to work together. It turns out that's the case."
"Working together is conscious bundling."
Enlightenment.
"Good love is not about gazing at each other" "It is about seeing the world from the same angle"
That’s so well said!
"Summary: Don't face each other, but shoulder to shoulder."
"I understand, no wonder my partner wants to eat next to me."
"Haha, you understand."
"Is it possible that your partner is afraid of oil splashing on the other side (dog head)?"
ah?
Hahahahaha.
"What the military advisor said is true, and I understand it deeply. At night when the children are asleep, we secretly go to the movies, go up the mountain together while the children are not at home, or take a few hours to watch the sunset together in the suburbs while the children are doing homework. Whatever one person wants to do, the other person will definitely respond positively. After 20 years of marriage, I have always felt in love.”
Wow~
It feels good to hear it.
envious!
"That's not the case with my family. When I asked to go see the sea, he said people had died in the sea."
"People are dying every day on the earth, why don't they go to Mars?"
"I think my man is the reincarnation of a spoiler. He spoils everyone whenever he goes out."
"Go out happily and come back cursing, right (haha)."
"+1 for men of the same style."
"So what we did together was we had a lot of fights (smile)."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng glanced at the barrage and shook his head: "When I talk about traveling, it must mean that both people like traveling. If one likes it and the other doesn't, then there will be a fight when going out.
So it is not recommended for brothers who don’t like traveling.
Find some common interests and hobbies, do you understand?
This teaches you how to draw energy from the world outside your life.
So how can we manage a marriage well from within?
This requires that at least one of the two people must be wise.
Let me give you an example with my brothers.
My third uncle.
Although he is my uncle, he is only ten years older than me.
Thirties,
My aunt and my third uncle were born in the same year and were born in the year of Ox.
Before we got married, my aunt told my third uncle that I was a cow in late December, one that ate grass and rested.
You are an ox born in August or September, and you are busy plowing the fields. It is your destiny.
The first time my aunt said it, my third uncle didn't understand what it meant.
At that time, I thought she was feudal and superstitious.
But after 10 years of marriage, my third uncle told me that he finally understood what my aunt meant by those words.
Because after they got married, my aunt never got up a day earlier than my uncle.
My uncle makes breakfast and dinner every day,
I have to give my aunt a rich meal on the weekend.
After that, he brainwashed my uncle and said that the food you cooked was really delicious.
She also brainwashed my uncle while mopping the floor, saying that he had a bad waist.
My uncle is also the one who buys vegetables. She said she would be cheated by the aunties at the vegetable market.
But in reality, my uncle said that my aunt is a genius.
Of course,
It’s not like my aunt doesn’t do any housework.
She was responsible for washing the clothes, and my uncle was responsible for drying them.
My aunt said this is what a woman should do, to appear virtuous and decent.
But she just put it in the washing machine.
She also washes the dishes. She told my uncle that he should do it. My husband has worked so hard to cook, so he should wash the dishes by himself.
But she just put the dishes in the dishwasher.
Later, when my aunt gave birth to her first child, she said that my uncle's family had given birth to a third-generation male.
So from now on it will be my uncle who gets up at night.
She not only brainwashed my uncle, but also brainwashed my grandpa after he came.
He said that my uncle was responsible and responsible and always took care of her.
Good guy, it’s so hard for my grandpa to say anything.
I can only silently help my uncle share the burden occasionally,
My aunt always says that my husband is so good, I don’t feel safe,
So for her security, my uncle transferred all his income to my aunt's card.
When the house was demolished and sold, my aunt said again, my husband has heard that men become bad when they have money, so you won’t become bad, right?
My uncle shook his head.
She said what if money turns you bad? Losing money is a trivial matter. If I lose such a wonderful husband, I will lose the whole world.
Then my uncle put the money into her card again.
Before, my uncle didn’t want a second child. She brainwashed my uncle and said that if he had another daughter, he would be a little cotton-padded jacket for me. She would keep her caringly and warmly.
Heaven,
Who knows where my aunt got such great ability? She actually did it,
The second child is a daughter.
Now my uncle says that my aunt not only brainwashed him, but also brainwashed her son.
Whenever her son came back and said which subject he excelled in, she would say, son, you are great,
If you continue to be so good, you will be able to support me soon, and I will be able to resign from my boss.
Then he started tricking his son into taking out the trash, tricking him into washing dishes during winter and summer vacations, and later tricking his son into correcting his homework.
When my daughter got older, my aunt started brainwashing her again.
She said she was her daughter's best friend, so she bought two lollipops and held her captive there.
When I go out, I hand her clothes, open the door for her, watch her go to work, and even give her a kiss.
When the doorbell rings, he runs to open the door for her, carries her bag, and gives her a hug.
My uncle said she was absolutely crazy, and she had killed the two children I had raised like a darling.
My uncle sometimes complains to me, saying that middle-aged couples support each other. I feel like I have entered a pyramid scheme. I can't run away or hide. I am being brainwashed every day, and it still makes sense. appearance,
He simply used his ability to spread the pie for his employees to everyone in the family.
I said uncle, are you tired?
My uncle said, don’t ask me if I am tired. I cook breakfast and dinner every day, 365 days a year. Can I not be tired?
But I couldn't bear it and she gave me a chicken blood injection!
I told my uncle every day that if we persist for a few more years, we will move to the countryside when the children grow up.
When the time comes, buy me a fishing pole, fish with me, raise flowers and plants, and raise chickens, ducks and geese,
It's like the boss told me to go public.
Hey,
I rely on this belief to survive now, thinking that one day I will be able to live a fishing life. . . ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Hahahahaha.
"Auntie is the leader of a pyramid scheme."
"I'm so happy haha."
"Oh my god, is this emotional value?"
"While I was watching it with great interest, my boyfriend came over and pointed and said, isn't this you? Isn't this you (laughing)?"
"You are also a girl with high emotional intelligence. You talk sweetly but do little. I am envious."
"The key is that our old uncle just does this, hahaha."
"Because he loves her."
Ordered.
"If you don't love me, you will censor me (dog head) all day long."
"Actually, men really don't want much. Giving enough emotional value and the recognition of your significant other is enough to make most men devote themselves to you to death."
“If it hadn’t been for someone who’d been there, I would have believed it (picking my nose).”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "For us men, what is happiness?
That is when a person reaches middle age,
Both parents,
My wife is still the original wife,
The child’s own biological child,
There is no debt outside,
There is no noise or commotion at home,
Have a good body,
That's all. ”
Okay,
Next one. Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, tell me about your situation."
"Military advisor, my situation is that I have been chasing a girl for almost three years."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "You are the ultimate evolution of the fucking dog-licking beast - the nuclear-powered dog-licking beast!"
Well. .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Ultimate Evolution of Dog-Lying Beast" "Nuclear Powered Dog-Lying"
"If you keep something to yourself, don't let the military advisor laugh at you (dog head)."
Hahahahaha.
"People have three thousand diseases of life and death, but licking a dog cannot cure them (grin)."
Dog Licking Team: "Welcome new members to join."
I finally found the fucking organization!
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: "Wait a moment, military advisor, I've got her now."
Damn it!
Lin Feng: "If you turn around as a licking dog, then brother you can't call yourself a licking dog. You are a warrior who charges for love."
"Hahahaha thank you, Military Advisor, I like this title."
Lin Feng: "It's fun for the kids. Okay, let's talk about it. Now that we've got it, are there any questions?"
Boy: "We have been together for three months. This time she is going to take me home to meet my parents."
Lin Feng; "Good thing, buddy, don't forget to bring a meeting gift!"
Boy: "A military advisor is a military advisor. I just want to ask about the greeting ceremony this time."
Lin Feng: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "I bought a necklace for my aunt, almost 20,000 yuan."
A necklace worth 20,000 yuan. .
Lin Feng: "Awesome, buddy, I have a mine at home."
Boy: "Haha, my parents are both in business, so they are a bit rich."
Lin Feng: "Nothing to be embarrassed about. This is your advantage. Brother, you gave her mother a necklace. What about her father's gift?"
Boy: "What I brought to my uncle were two bottles of red wine and a belt worth 5,000 yuan."
Lin Feng: "Does her father drink?"
Boy: "Drink."
Lin Feng smiled and said: "Brother, you are Liuzi, right?"
"Huh? How did the military advisor know?"
The boy looked surprised.
Lin Feng: "Who in the country gives foreign wine? Let me tell you, buddy, it's not that foreign wine is not good, it's that Chinese people don't particularly understand the concept of red wine, and they can't show their so-called face and identity.
Since our family is not short of money, let's exchange the red wine, and don't fix anything else, just give Maozi as a gift. ”
Boy: "Okay!"
Lin Feng: "Speaking of this, I suddenly thought of an interesting thing. Brothers, do you know what the rules are when meeting your father-in-law for the first time and giving him wine after you get married?
Experienced brothers will definitely know,
Usually when you first meet, that is, when you meet the other person's parents for the first time, this is the stage where you call the other person uncle.
At this time, both face and reputation are important. You can give away wines worth more than a thousand yuan, such as Guojiao, Wuliangye, and Maozi.
The second stage is the stage of calling daddy. At this time, I have just gotten married. I usually give Lai Mao instead of giving me wine. If I am willing, I will give Fen wine, which costs about three to five hundred.
The third stage is six months after the marriage. At this time, many brothers no longer give three to five hundred yuan of wine, but instead give two to three hundred yuan of wine.
Finally, after two or three years of marriage, I can’t even watch anything that costs more than 100 yuan.
You can buy whatever is cheap,
There's nothing wrong with what I said, right brothers? ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Hahahaha so true.
"But there is still the fifth stage: just obey my father-in-law's (dog head)."
"Is this the bottle you gave to your uncle back then? (laughing)"
"No, I have now reached the point where I have brought back the wine I took, and then I have to pay for his inventory (satisfied)."
"Just go empty-handed and come back full-handed?"
"You can't go empty-handed, you still need a whole bottle of iced tea (sunglasses)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Really, I've been married for five years, and when I came back from my father-in-law's house, I didn't even start the ignition when the trunk was full."
A role model for our generation!
"My father-in-law has to reluctantly help make room for (sunglasses)."
Very reasonable!
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "What does this mean? Sooner or later, the wine you sent out will have to be taken back, so the first time you give out wine, you must give enough face. Do you understand, buddy?"
Boy: "I understand, military advisor, but uncle's side is fine now, but there's something wrong with auntie's side."
Lin Feng: "What's the problem?"
"Auntie's gift was chosen by my partner for me, and his father is a very face-saving person. Then she told her mother that she bought him a necklace, so she felt that this gift was more expensive. It means not accepting it,
Moreover, the aunt had an identical one before, which her father had given to her mother before, but she lost it later. ”
Damn it!
Lin Feng: "Brother, are you a tiger? This is not a question of whether it is expensive or not. You have crossed the fucking line!"
? ? ?
The boy looked confused.
Didn't understand what it meant.
Lin Feng: "You don't understand, and your girlfriend doesn't understand either? Isn't this a fucking mistake? Brother, you also said that your father-in-law is a very face-conscious person, so what you give is different from what he gives Is it a thing?
Can it be the same thing?
Although it is one thing, can it be the same thing?
When your mother-in-law sees that necklace again in the future, she will think of his son-in-law, not his wife.
Do you think your father-in-law can be happy?
My heart says, why are you kidding me?
Can't you give it to him?
Even if the previous one is lost, won’t he replace it again?
It's obvious to you, why don't you just give it away. ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"When the old mother-in-law looks at this necklace from now on, she will think of her son-in-law, not her old man"
The uncle sat up in the middle of the night: "Bitch!"
Ha ha ha ha.
The aunt woke up next to her: "You dare to call me a bitch?"
Damn it!
I laughed my ass off.
Title: I bought a necklace worth 20,000 yuan for my mother-in-law.
Actuality: stabbing my father-in-law in the back.
Absolutely.
Father-in-law: "I wish you a conspicuous bag, and I will add twenty to the betrothal gift."
"One less w."
"It should be times (sunglasses)."
The quarrel is doubled! Damn it!
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "It wasn't me, my girlfriend picked it for me."
Lin Feng: "Your girlfriend is digging a hole for you, buddy."
Well. .
Boy: "That's right. The situation here is more complicated because her father may not have been at home for three years for some special reasons."
Lin Feng clapped his hands: "Okay, aren't you getting into trouble again? My mother-in-law can't see my father-in-law in the first place, and she still looks at the necklace given by her son-in-law every day. What the hell do you want to do? You want to take advantage of this Kill two birds with one stone? ”
Well. .
Lin Feng: "Brother, it's a joke, but what you did is definitely wrong. You said that giving gifts cost money but didn't reach people's hearts. What's the point of giving gifts?"
Boy: "I haven't sent it yet. Even I don't think it's good, so I asked the military advisor today."
Haven't sent it yet?
Lin Feng nodded: "That's much easier to handle. Just return the necklace and give the mother-in-law a set of lady cosmetics."
Boy: “But her mother already knows about this, if it’s not appropriate to change now.”
Lin Feng: "It's even more inappropriate for you to give it away."
Boy: "And her dad also knows."
Lin Feng: "Well, otherwise, the old man insists on giving you a red envelope of 20,000 yuan. Do you think he is really being polite to you?
Remember, buddy, as long as you give the necklace, regardless of whether you accept the red envelope or not, the matter between you and your partner will basically be ruined. ”
? ? ?
The boy was confused again.
Why?
Lin Feng: "Then tell me why my father gave you a red envelope of 20,000 yuan?"
Boy: "He thinks the gift is too expensive and I spend too much money!"
fart!
Lin Feng: "That's because you put people there."
Who the hell sees parents giving gifts for the first time, and the price is already revealed before the gift is given out?
Do you understand, buddy?
This gift you gave makes me uncomfortable,
I felt uncomfortable with the 20,000 yuan in red envelopes given to me.
Originally, boys should give this gift as a courtesy when meeting their parents for the first time.
What others receive is reasonable.
What's going on now?
You give me a necklace worth 20,000 yuan, and they give you a red envelope worth 20,000 yuan.
What are you doing?
In essence, this thing becomes an exchange.
You have not fulfilled the purpose of giving a gift.
And buddy,
It looks like you are young and you don’t understand the philosophy of gift giving. ”
? ? ?
The boys were even more confused.
How can you return philosophy to a gift?
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard: "Not only do you not understand this question, but many brothers in our live broadcast room may not understand it either.
Come,
Everyone took out their notebooks and took notes for me.
What is gift giving?
Giving gifts means not letting the other person know the price, but letting the other person know the price.
When you give this gift, don’t mention the price. The other person will think that this daily necessities are not expensive, and they will feel that it is not a burden to accept it.
But when you're gone,
The other party takes out his phone and scans it,
Damn it!
I’m so willing to spend it!
This is when the meaning of your gift can be truly reflected.
Do you understand, buddy?
This is called providing emotions a second time to satisfy the other person's psychology. This is the philosophy of gift-giving.
I think some brothers are still worried, what if their parents don’t clean up?
Just be at ease.
Definitely scan it!
And when you step out with your front foot, he will sweep away with your back foot.
It would be best if he doesn't know how to sweep, so call relatives, friends or mother's best friend to the house and let others do the sweeping.
Sweep this out.
Relatives and friends would say a few words of admiration and envy.
When the time comes, don’t fucking talk about taking your partner,
You really took down your old mother-in-law as well. ”
Well. . .
(End of chapter)