Chapter 219 The network cable was connected backwards, and Po Meng started live streaming
The wheat is hung up,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room:
"Brothers, remember, marriage is not about dragging each other down, but about encouraging each other in life,
You can discuss things personally,
When life is tiring, comfort each other.
I can have someone to eat with when I get home from get off work.
If you are wronged outside, you can have a warm hug when you return home.
This life is too long, and there must be someone who knows you and will accompany you through it all.
What is happiness?
I drive the car, you sit in the passenger seat, our favorite music is playing in the car, and we go home together after shopping for groceries.
In fact, a good marriage is not about you making money to support the family, I am responsible for being beautiful.
But work together.
You are very good and I am not bad either.
I can understand your hard work, and you can also understand my difficulty.
And what is the best marital status?
That is, your heart is full of me, and my eyes are full of children. You are the heaven for me and my children, and my children and I are your destination. ”
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On the barrage
"This life is too long" "There must be someone who knows and will accompany you through this life"
Very well said!
"Let's work together. You are good and I am not bad either. We are evenly matched and we will go through this hell on earth together."
Great praise!
"Fifteen years of marriage have proven that as long as husband and wife are of the same mind, everything will get better."
"So, the best state for a couple may not be to enjoy happiness together, but to struggle together, get through the hard days, drive away the cold winter of life, and walk into the warmth of spring together (hug)."
"Haha, let alone 15 years, there is nothing new in two years. Everyone plays with their own mobile phones and never talks about their feelings with each other. From love to family affection, and from family affection to unfeeling."
"Because a good marriage also requires luck."
"If not, then this person must be wrong. Military strategists often say that love must be a two-way relationship, a relationship where each other grows and achieves each other."
"Come on, it's only fresh for a year or two."
"So the military adviser said, love needs to be managed."
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Lin Feng: "I saw someone on the barrage saying that they didn't want to suffer hardships with their husbands and wanted a divorce. I want to say that you want to eat shit.
You are a rich young lady, and your husband is a poor boy, so you have to endure hardships with your husband.
If you earn 6,000 a month and spend 20,000, and your husband earns 20,000 a month and spend 600, then your husband will suffer for you.
There is a common and very real problem in reality, that is, the consumption power of women is greater than that of dogs and that of men.
Do men really earn less?
Does he have no spending power?
You little fairies, please stop watching and read chicken soup.
When you feel that your husband is not good enough, you should also reflect on yourself.
I have repeatedly said that we should consider each other and respect each other. What does mutuality mean?
When you look at the other person, you should also look at yourself. ”
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On the barrage
"It's so true. Some women don't even have jobs, so they just want to accompany their husbands to endure hardships. I really laughed to death."
"Their thinking is that if I give up many rich men for you, I will suffer hardship with you."
"The main thing is to give up for you if you can't get it."
"Wow, I suddenly understand."
"My family's situation is that I spend more than 20,000 yuan a month on hundreds of yuan every month. My wife has no income. In addition to the mortgage, she not only earns money but also has debts. The key is that she feels that I have been enduring hardship and it's okay. My son is going to get divorced (ah)!”
"What's wrong, buddy? Doesn't your Civil Affairs Bureau handle divorce?"
Well. . .
"I was on a blind date with a girl. He earned 3,000 yuan a month and I earned 15,000 yuan a month. She said she was afraid that being with me would lower her quality of life. I don't even know what she was thinking. She earns 3,000 yuan a month. How could Yuan Qian say that? ”
"My friend earns 3,000 RMB on the night shift. That's a daily salary. How can I work the night shift when I'm married to you (dog head)?"
"3,000 is the basic salary, and there is a commission (sunglasses) for every additional hour."
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "Brothers, raising children is hard enough. There should be no more internal strife between husband and wife.
There is no mother in the world who doesn’t work hard,
No father is easy either.
If everyone talks about their own hardships, it will be difficult to get through life.
The best state of marriage must be to be united and to deal with this messy world together,
Rather than engaging in each other's mentality in this messy world.
As long as the couple thinks together, works together, understands and tolerates each other, life will eventually get better.
As for some people, just be sad.
It's obvious that you chose the wrong person, so it's wrong to insist on talking about marriage with me here.
If you say you are not having a good life, you must prove to everyone that no one is having a good life.
Are you simply sick?
You have to bear the cost of the mistakes you made when you were young.
Don't blame others, don't complain about society,
The road is at your feet.
You're going astray,
I don’t have the ability or courage to correct it,
Spread negative energy and create panic all day long.
People like you deserve not to be happy. ”
"Who can't be happy?"
Yu Huanshui came back with a smile and a pan.
Lin Feng stood up and took a look, grilled fish!
"I'll go, is it so rich?"
Come and put this!
Place the baking sheet on the table in front of your computer.
Plump and tender grilled fish, as well as various red and green side dishes.
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Brother Shui's midnight snack is okay, brothers."
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On the barrage.
"Wow! Grilled fish (drooling)!"
"Putting poison late at night (hum)."
"Brother Shui's cooking is really good, and it looks delicious."
"I've been losing weight recently, and I feel so hungry when I see you eating."
I really want to eat it!
. . . . . .
The two people sat in front of the screen and started using chopsticks.
Yu Huanshui: "There happened to be a fish left in the refrigerator, but it took a while to defrost it."
Lin Feng ate happily: "It's okay, it's okay, you won't be late for a good meal, it's delicious."
Yu Huanshui ate a piece of fish, pointed at the barrage and said: "What does it mean to lose self-esteem for life after losing wheat once?"
Lin Feng took one look and laughed out loud.
"Brothers, don't talk nonsense. I'm only 28 and my body is in good shape. This thing is that my work and rest are irregular and my body gets tired easily. I want to see a Chinese medicine doctor to see if there is anything wrong with me."
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On the barrage.
"Don't mention Chinese medicine to me. I saw a Chinese medicine doctor eight years ago. He took my pulse and told me that I was a petty person. I remember it to this day (hum)."
"You can tell people rightly or not."
"Eight years, a few months and a few days, he probably remembers (dog head)."
"Too accurate hahahaha."
"I dare not see a Chinese medicine doctor because he really dares to say anything."
"Really, last year I went to get my pulse, and there were a lot of people lining up behind me. The old doctor took my pulse and said that I was a pervert, so I left immediately. A quack doctor misleads people (sunglasses)."
"The Chinese doctor who treated me last time was very handsome. When he took my pulse, he told me not to beat so fast (smile)."
"The mouth of Chinese medicine hahahaha."
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"Brother Shui works hard making midnight snacks, please eat more fish."
"Okay, you should eat more."
The two of them were enjoying their meal when the live broadcast interface suddenly split into two.
Here comes PK again.
When Lin Feng was curious about who it was this time, the picture gradually became clearer, which shocked him.
What the hell?
I saw a white-haired woman sitting in the dark room opposite, with a hat on her head and big lipstick, and her face was extremely pale.
Yu Huanshui was also shocked.
What's going on?
He glanced at ID Director Meng across from him.
Director Meng grinned at the two confused people: "Hello, congratulations on successfully connecting to the Underworld live broadcast room."
Yu Huanshui: "Where?"
Director Meng: "From the underworld."
Lin Feng's expression was particularly exciting: "Director Meng, right? I want to ask, why did I connect to you?"
Director Meng: "Because others are grounded, you are directly grounded."
Lin Feng was amused: "Then I'm on the right track!"
Director Meng: "It's necessary, you are one of the most unfortunate."
Lin Feng: "No, then no one is broadcasting live broadcasts in the world?" Director Meng stared: "What? We are not allowed to broadcast live in the underworld?"
Lin Feng: "I'm not saying I won't let you go, but why are you still attached to it?"
Director Meng smiled: "Doesn't that prove that you are down-to-earth?"
Lin Feng: "You can't be so down-to-earth. It's directly connected to the 18th floor underground."
Director Meng: "It's because you took over the university and took us directly to the underworld."
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On the barrage.
"It's connected to the earth" "It's directly connected to the underworld"
Ha ha ha ha.
Xiao Wan: "What anchor is on the other side? It's so scary."
Gouzi: "Didn't you hear? It's the work of the underworld (Goutou)."
Mr. Xu: "Why are you even connected to the top? The military advisor is afraid of being taken away, hahaha."
Brother Long: “It can be grounded, but it cannot be grounded (sunglasses).”
Hahahahaha.
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Director Meng: "I heard down below that you sing well?"
Lin Feng: "Ah, yes, I am a talent anchor."
Director Meng: "Our underworld is short of talented anchors. How about you come to our underworld to do live broadcasts?"
Ahem. .
Lin Feng shook his head: "You heard wrong, I am not a talent anchor."
Director Meng frowned: "Then why did you change your tune so quickly?"
Lin Feng smiled bitterly: "I'm so damn scared."
Director Meng: "You haven't done anything wrong, what are you afraid of?"
Lin Feng: "I just do live broadcasts to make some money. You asked me to go down and do live broadcasts. What do I do? I can't spend the money even if you try to do it."
Director Meng: "Young man, don't you know? You have to make an appointment in our underworld now. If you don't make an appointment in advance, you won't have a seat when you come later."
Lin Feng: "Is that so?"
Director Meng: "That's right. How about we pay attention and I'll come see you every day."
Damn it!
There is no way to continue talking today.
"Brother Shui, come on!"
Yu Huanshui was holding back a laugh when he was suddenly pulled in front of the camera and was completely stunned.
Director Meng looked Yu Huanshui up and down: "Brother, your skin is quite fair. I think we are a good match. If you add me on WeChat, I will visit you every day."
Yu Huanshui trembled: "Sister, please don't look for me. Please be a human being."
Director Meng winked: "Brother, I am not a human being. I am Director Meng of Naiheqiao Meng's Beverage Group in the underworld. I am no longer a human being."
Yu Huanshui was stunned: "You, Po Meng?"
Director Meng: "Yes, why doesn't it look like it?"
Yu Huanshui clasped his hands together: "Like, like, like, can you be a good Mrs. Meng?"
Director Meng: "I'm pretty good. I go out and sell soup every day."
Yu Huanshui: "How many bowls have you sold today?"
Director Meng: "We just came out and one bowl was not sold. Otherwise, due to our fate, if you two buy two bowls, I will give you a discount."
Yu Huanshui: "Then let me ask, how much does a bowl of Meng Po soup cost?"
Director Meng: "2.5 billion a bowl."
The corner of Yu Huanshui's mouth twitched: "I didn't even burn 2.5 billion to pay for my grandfather's grave. I can't afford it. I can't afford it."
Director Meng: "It's almost the end of the month, and the performance hasn't gone up yet. Check to see if you have any black fans or anything like that. Send them to me."
Yu Huanshui: "Let me take a look at it."
Look at the collective silence on the public screen, and everyone who speaks.
Lin Feng next to him was amused.
Director Meng: "If you don't have any anti-fans, you can come. I will greet you personally."
Yu Huanshui's face turned green: "No, I want to go to the human world, not the underworld."
Lin Feng leaned over and said, "Why don't you tell us the process of going down to the underworld first?"
Director Meng: "It's easy. You have to go through the Earth Temple first, then go through our Huangquan Road, then go through the Wangxiang Terrace, and then Egouling, Jinji Ling..."
Lin Feng: "It's so far away, can I take a taxi?"
Director Meng: "No need to take a taxi, we will pick you up."
Lin Feng: "No, I mean I don't want to leave when I get to Nagada. Can I take a car?"
Director Meng: "Under normal circumstances, when we get to Huangquan Road, we walk by ourselves and don't let you take the car."
Lin Feng: "If I can't walk anymore, what should I do?"
Director Meng: "You have to walk even if you can't. There's that kid behind you who will whip you with a big leather whip."
Lin Feng: "Can I let him carry me on his back?"
Director Meng: "You have to carry him on your back."
No,
Why are you so stubborn? Are you coming or not? If not, I will go look for you myself!
Fuck you!
As expected, Lin Feng shut down PK.
He and Yu Huanshui looked at each other: "This thing is so damn scary at 12 o'clock in the evening."
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On the barrage.
"Why does Jinji Ridge and Evil Dog Ridge sound so familiar?"
"Have you ever used dog heads in Gongzhu Ridge or Badaling in Daxinganling?"
"I don't want to take a taxi, but I just want to ask if I can walk. Can I keep my sunglasses on?"
"A bowl of Meng Po soup is still 2.5 billion without discount."
"No, I remember it was 15 a bowl. The price has risen too fast."
"No, buddy, how do you know?"
"Jiejiejiejie guess (ghost)."
"Don't dare to say nonsense. It's very evil. You have to believe some things. When I was a child, I always felt an inexplicable force grabbing my neck and had difficulty breathing. I saw many doctors but to no avail. Later I went to the most famous local doctor. Daxian, I realized that my sweater was on backwards (dog head)”
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
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After hanging up the PK, Lin Feng and Yu Huanshui said to the live broadcast room while eating grilled fish:
"I wonder if my brothers have heard of the legend about Po Meng.
Legend has it that a long time ago, a man and a woman were selected by the Jade Emperor to be the gods of heaven and underworld, namely Yue Lao and Meng Po.
After the two fell in love, the Jade Emperor was very angry.
He ordered Yuelao that wherever he stepped, thorns would grow from the ground and pierce his feet.
And Po Meng was punished and became ugly.
In order to be together, the two of them fled to the river of forgetfulness in the underworld,
But the reflection in the water of Wangchuan made Po Meng see her ugly appearance.
Unable to face herself, Po Meng walked away silently.
But Yue Lao kept chasing, but the thorns growing under his feet pierced the soles of Yue Lao's feet,
The blood flowed out, and red flowers bloomed in the underworld, which are Manzhu Shahua.
In the end, Yuelao's pursuit was fruitless, so he returned to heaven to match people's marriages,
And Meng Po made Meng Po soup by the Wangchuan River and became Meng Po.
A lover who brings love to others but cannot forget himself.
A lover who leads others but cannot hold back his own lover.
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On the barrage.
"After all, one held the love thread, and the other broke the mortal world."
"Yue Lao: Even if I pull thousands of strings, I can't reach you.
Po Meng: I feed tens of thousands of people, but I can’t even see you. ”
"I have gained more knowledge."
"Yue Lao: Hold on to these two, hold on to those two, and let me stay together.
Po Meng: One sip, one more sip, I’ve forgotten all about it. ”
"You kid (laughing to death)."
"According to your statement, they both work in the Civil Affairs Bureau."
"One gets married, the other gets divorced (laughing to death)."
"No, why is the Jade Emperor still angry when others fall in love?"
"He is also angry when the Seven Fairies fall in love. He will be really angry (dog head)."
"I wonder how he pretends to be so angry."
"Let the monkey beat him to death."
"I also support the Great Sage."
Hahahahaha.
Attached
[Military Advisor’s Comments: The greatest tragedy in relationships is falling in love with someone you can’t be with.
I can blatantly like you, but I can't blatantly approach you.
I can blatantly like you, but I can't really own you.
What is it that cannot be loved?
It’s just that you think about it when you don’t see it, but it’s wrong when you see it.
Maybe thinking without saying a word and thinking without forgetting is the best ending. . . 】
(End of chapter)