Chapter 231: The National Unified Examination for Boyfriends and Girlfriends, the popularity of the live broadcast room exploded
Back in the community, Yu Huanshui said that he remembered something he wanted to buy.
Lin Feng left the car keys with him and went home first.
After arriving home,
Played a few games with Qiao Jingjing as usual.
. . . .
Xi Shi: All skills are gone.
Lin Feng: Big greedy girl.
Qiao Jingjing: Pfft~hahaha.
. . . .
Arthur: Kiss me and we’ll meet again.
Lin Feng: Come on, baby mua~
Arthur: Let me get this straight! ! !
Qiao Jingjing: Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lu Ban: Cai Wenji’s wheat is so noisy!
Cai Wenji: I was in the bathroom, and there seemed to be a quarrel next door.
Lin Feng: You eat what you have, no matter what he does.
Marco:? ? ? My **** tooth
Lin Feng: Sticky teeth?
Marco: Damn you***
Lin Feng: You swallow it before you speak, you can’t hear clearly.
I'm going!
Hahahahaha.
Qiao Jingjing lay on the sofa holding her belly and laughing.
Unconsciously,
Playing games with Lin Feng seems to have become her daily source of happiness.
It's a pity that happiness is always short-lived.
Two hours later, the guy went to work again.
“I really want to know what he does and why he is busier than me every day!”
The depressed Qiao Jingjing had no choice but to hold her phone and click on the game replay.
Ha ha ha ha.
So funny!
Not long after, she laughed happily again.
. . . . .
other side.
Lin Feng quit the game and started recording last night's Lian Mai story.
From the youthful ignorance of seventeen or eighteen years old, to the love, hatred and resentment of twenty-four or five-year-olds, to the indifference of middle-aged people.
Lin Feng discovered an interesting phenomenon,
It seems that the older you get, the more realistic issues everyone is concerned about.
And the elements of love and heartbeat are getting less and less.
Why does it become more difficult for people to have a heart as they grow older?
Lin Feng often says four words in the live broadcast room: weigh the pros and cons.
In fact, it's a little more complicated because the cost of entering a person's heart doubles with age.
Your first love at the age of 15, if you look back and smile, it will become the white moonlight of your life.
My 40-year-old lover has a lot of work and housework, which are just the ups and downs in life.
Playing with mud in urine as a child can create a lifelong brother.
And when we grow up, we are brothers today, but we will be stabbed in both sides tomorrow.
It seems that everyone's feelings are nostalgic for childhood and adolescence.
It seems that I have only heard of people in their 50s missing the stadium when they were 15 years old,
But you haven’t heard of a centenarian going to a nursing home to remember his 60-year-old.
Although the time gap seems to be the same, the perception of the world is actually very different.
Why?
Because you appear when a person is constructing his or her understanding of the world, then you are part of his world.
It is also an important part of his memories.
In addition, people's perception of the flow of time will also speed up with age.
Try to think back.
The three years of middle school seem to be a long time.
From the canteen to the playground,
From the classroom to the campus,
Check-in from Blackboard Workbook,
There are many impressions that can be recalled, and the time that can be missed is also very long.
But you will find that after three years of working, you have been in a state of confusion. You have not recognized who is around you, and you are already preparing to leave your job and find a new job in labor arbitration.
Where can I find the time to pay attention to the comings and goings of my heart?
There is a huge difference between a one-year-old baby and a 10-year-old child. There is not much difference between a 70-year-old man and an 80-year-old woman.
So when a person reaches the later stages of his life and no longer has his own characteristics, will he still care about the characteristics of others?
Therefore, the older you get, the harder it is to be moved because the older you are, the more complete and clear your understanding of the world is.
He doesn’t need any corners or corners, he doesn’t need to mend things.
Once it’s finalized, it’s finalized,
Being late means being late.
In the beginning, a person is like a blank sheet of paper.
A single stroke can leave bright traces,
And when his paintings are completed, if you want to leave a mark, there will be more things to paint.
Just like Changshan Zhao Zilong, he overcame obstacles and entered and exited seven times. He was loyal throughout his life, but in the end he couldn't compare to the sworn friendship in Taoyuan.
Cao Cao treated Guan Erye with all his heart, heart and soul, and finally went through five passes and killed six generals to find his eldest brother.
Are they not good enough?
No.
Just because they came late.
Here we are sighing, Yu Huanshui is back.
I saw him holding a large bag of things in his hand.
There was food, drink, and lots of weird gadgets.
Lin Feng was stunned: "You went out just to buy this?"
Yu Huanshui explained with a smile: "These are all props."
Props?
What does it mean?
Then Yu Huanshui expressed his thoughts.
After one night of observation, he felt that Lin Feng’s live broadcast was full of interesting content.
But it lacks some program effect.
If there is no program effect, over time, everyone will get tired of it.
It’s better to add some mini games during the live broadcast.
As for how to join?
This issue can be considered again.
In addition, Yu Huanshui also brought up something that Lin Feng had never noticed.
When he was doing an emotional show, there were many netizens who came in midway. Because they missed the beginning, they couldn't understand and were confused.
At this point they usually leave.
It’s no good if you can’t keep the newcomers.
Therefore, Yu Huanshui suggested that when Lin Feng broadcast live in the future, he would be responsible for standing in front of the blackboard at the back and recording.
For example, the age of the couple, the age of the partner, the occupation of the two people, how they met, how long they have been together, any conflicts, and even how long they broke up.
This way.
Even netizens who came in midway can clearly understand what happened.
After Lin Feng listened,
He nodded again and again.
He even felt that asking Yu Huanshui to be his assistant was a wise decision.
After that, the two started talking about how to improve the program effect during the live broadcast.
Half an hour later,
The two of them came up with a novel idea in terms of entertainment and traffic at the beginning of the live broadcast.
So the two of them split up to make preparations.
Soon the time came to eight o'clock in the evening.
Live broadcast starts.
[The stream of members from Year V flows into the live broadcast room]
[V-year member Xiaowan enters the live broadcast room]
[V-year member stranger enters the live broadcast room]
【. . . . . 】
Within 5 minutes of broadcasting, the number of viewers exceeded 10,000.
This time Lin Feng did not start with a deep voice as usual.
Instead, he cooperated with Brother Shui to bring a blackboard under the camera.
The live broadcast room became lively at that time.
Because I saw that the blackboard was filled with dense words.
"National College Entrance Examination--Enrollment Examination for Boyfriends and Girlfriends"
A Boyfriend Volume
B Girlfriend Volume
Candidate Name: Male/Female Name:
Answering time: 10 minutes Total score: 100 points
Note:
1. This paper is a test paper about boyfriend/girlfriend. The subject is not allowed to make corrections without authorization. Try not to hand in a blank paper~
2. Respondents must abide by exam disciplines and are not allowed to cheat. Those who violate exam disciplines will be punished by not being allowed to eat snacks or spanking, depending on the seriousness of the case.
3. The right to interpret this answer is in the hands of the boyfriend/girlfriend, and those who are dissatisfied with the results can confront them.
1. Fill in the blanks, 10 questions in total, 2 points each (20 points)
1. His/her birthday:
2. His/her zodiac sign:
3. His/her shoe size:
4. His/her height:
5. The most touching thing he has done:
6. His/her favorite fruit:
7. What does he like to do most in his daily life:
8. . . . .
2. Multiple choice questions, 10 questions in total, 2 points each (20 points)
1. What do you like most about him?
A, hair B, appearance C, body D, all.
2. . . . .
Three, judgment questions. . . .
1. He likes to eat coriander. . .
Four, simple questions. . .
1. If he makes you angry and he refuses to apologize and has a bad attitude, will you have a big fight with him and then have a cold war with him?
2. . . .
"@You guys and girls, the exam will start in five minutes."
After that,
Lin Feng and Yu Huanshui sat aside and started eating melon seeds.
I saw that the number of people online in the upper right corner was growing at a very high rate.
Five minutes later,
The number of people in the room soared to 30,000.
I lost it!
A new high.
Lin Feng quietly gave Yu Huanshui a thumbs up.
Yu Huanshui shouted into the room seriously: "The exam begins!"
The room was quiet for a while, with only a few singles typing on the barrage.
Lin Feng sat on the chair with his legs crossed, eating melon seeds leisurely.
Yu Huanshui shouldered the blame of the invigilator.
Holding a willow branch behind his back, he walked around the room.
From time to time, he would hold his glasses and smile and nod in a certain direction.
It means the answer is good.
He turned his head sharply and glared in the other direction.
It means keep your head down and do your own thing, don't look around.
Don't say it,
The character is well nailed.
The number of rooms is still rising.
It made a group of single dogs laugh.
Those who have boyfriends and friends will do the questions seriously.
10 minutes later.
“It’s exam time!”
Yu Huanshui cleared her throat, smiled at the screen and said: "This test paper for boyfriend and girlfriend is not to let you complain about why the other party doesn't understand you, but to promote mutual understanding.
If there is anything you still don’t know, take this opportunity to get to know each other and deepen your relationship. ”
After Yu Huanshui finished speaking, the barrage exploded. . . . . . .
"Brothers, it's really unnecessary. I've already started to cheat (crying to death)."
"Is it optional? I'm convinced, too."
“My girlfriend can’t do the first multiple-choice question, I’m so fucking woo-woo.”
"You are better than me. My girlfriend said she forgot my name (grin)."
You,
Ha ha ha ha.
"I'm different from you. My girlfriend didn't fill in the form at all. She said that only girlfriends take the test for boyfriends (smile)."
"Forget it, brothers, we've already quarreled (dog head)."
"Fortunately, I don't have a girlfriend, otherwise I would have been in Shudaoshan (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Yu Huanshui glanced at the barrage: "It seems that none of the brothers did very well in the exam, but it doesn't matter. Next, there will be a military counselor to correct and train the failed brothers one-on-one.
Next, we invite our emotional counselor,
applaud! ”
Ha ha ha ha.
Yu Huanshui's operation immediately brought the atmosphere in the room to its peak.
Lin Feng made a brilliant appearance.
He took the willow branch from Yu Huanshui's hand.
He cleared his throat and said to the brothers in the room: "The next step is to randomly connect microphones, and the number of places is limited. Are you ready?
I said three two one,
Brother Shui opened the Lianmai,
Brothers, fight for hand speed! ”
For a while, the brothers were gearing up and eager to try.
Three,
Two,
1.
start.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Congratulations to this brother for getting the first special tutoring opportunity tonight."
Come,
Brother,
Let's open the boyfriend roll.
Q:
What should we boys do when our girlfriend comes to visit us?
Boy: "I will impose sanctions!"
Um?
Lin Feng was stunned: "Get out!"
Yu Huanshui also couldn't laugh or cry and kicked the boy down directly.
On the barrage.
"Hahahaha, sanction!!"
"You're a fucking talent too."
"What kind of talent are you? Sanctions are to reduce the enemy's blood recovery, not to reduce the enemy's bleeding."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "If two people have just established a relationship, or have not yet established a relationship, during the ambiguous stage
If a girl talks about this topic, it means she still feels good about you,
After all, this topic is relatively private, and girls generally don’t talk about it to outsiders.
Then as long as your language is in place, it will be very easy to get girls.
Now the military advisor will teach you three moves.
The first trick is to make her happy. Just say, come over and pinch me, and I will hurt her with you.
After hearing this, girls will be made happy by you no matter how uncomfortable they are.
Isn’t the mood rising?
The second trick is to give her romance. You say you feel sorry for you through the screen for one second, but does the girl say it's only for one second?
You said that you were not your girlfriend after all, and I felt very distressed, fearing that you might misunderstand me.
The third tip is to be naughty.
Tell her that I will work hard to prevent you from visiting me for 10 months.
Have you learned it? ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
The girl said: I am here to be my aunt.
Me: Contact me next week
"Damn it! You are more ruthless than a military advisor!"
"I learned from it brother hahaha."
"Brothers, remember that money is spent wisely. Every time we meet in the future, treat her to an ice cream first. If she eats it, be nice to her. If she doesn't eat it, pick up the phone and go back to each other's homes."
You old man.
Military Advisor: It’s over! I’m so fucking useless!
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Next,
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Come on, sister, let's open the girlfriend test."
Q:
When a girl comes to visit her aunt, her boyfriend asks you to drink more hot water. What should you do?
Girl: "Spray on his face."
Get down!
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Go Down"
"Hahahaha, I'm so angry with the military advisor."
"The key is to take her to the hospital. The doctor also said to drink more hot water."
"Then she'll say thank you to the doctor (grin)."
"Next time, do the opposite and drink less cold water (dog head)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, hubby!"
He's a fucking boy.
Lin Feng's mouth trembled: "Guisang, there are no questions you can answer here, get out!"
. . . . .
"Kuisang hahahaha."
"Are the cherry blossoms in Kamesang's hometown blooming? (Dog Head)."
"Baga, you tear and tear and clean the toilet and do your work (sunglasses)."
"Looking at this accent, at least he is a colonel (haha)."
"No, no, no, it's Belly Harutaro (laughing to death)."
"Shouldn't it be Kameda Ichiro (dog head)?"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng sent the turtles and mulberry trees under the wheat with one kick.
I thought to myself that none of these wimps were serious.
But then Yu Huanshui gave him a look.
I’m knocking~
The number of people online has exceeded 50,000.
Needless to say, this program is surprisingly effective!
continue!
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
Another brother.
Lin Feng: "Let's continue to open the boyfriend test."
Q:
Your girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees. Now your qualifying match has started. How should you choose?
Boy: "If my girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees, she can hang up the phone for 1 minute first.
But if it is to play the peak match, I will do the peak match first, and then because she has a fever, she can just cook an egg for me. ”
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Rolling, rolling!"
Your girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees, and you use her to boil eggs?
Can it be cooked at 38 degrees?
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Ha ha ha ha.
Boil eggs with your girlfriend?
I laughed my ass off.
"My girlfriend has a fever of 38 degrees, and I instantly choose Wang Zhaojun (dog head)"
? ?
"Winter has arrived hahahaha"
"Damn! Are you a genius?"
Hahahahaha.
. . . .
Next one next one!
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
Still a buddy.
Come,
Boyfriend roll!
Q:
Your girlfriend is losing weight, what should you do?
Boy: "I don't think my girlfriend needs to lose weight, she is already very cute."
Lin Feng gave a thumbs up.
Okay buddy.
At the same time, Xindao finally found someone who answered the questions seriously.
Lin Feng: "What then?"
Boy: "Then take her to eat."
Lin Feng: "What to eat?"
Boy: "Eat a diet to lose weight."
roll! ! !
You are sick! !
Full screen of joy.
The room's popularity is still rising.
Next one!
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Still a brother.
Lin Feng: "Hello, does this classmate have a girlfriend?"
Boy: “It’s okay to say yes, it’s okay to say no, it’s okay to not have it.”
? ? ?
What does it mean?
Boy: "Sir, have you ever heard of Schrödinger's girlfriend? It's equivalent to being in a quantum superposition state. If you ask me if I have a girlfriend, I might say no, but don't ask, I have one. .”
Lin Feng: "What the hell are you trying to do with financial debt for me? Okay, that's a good question. What should you do when your girlfriend is angry?"
Boy: "This involves another knowledge. When a girlfriend is angry, she is in a superposition state of wanting to be coaxed and not wanting to be coaxed.
If you go and coax her, she will say it! ! Don't bother me.
But when you don't coax her, she will fly over like an angry tigress and give you a big flying kick, so that you can coax her well. ”
Lin Feng was stunned.
Don't say it,
This guy has something.
Lin Feng: "Then what should you do at this time?"
Boy: "There is only one answer, find another girlfriend."
Awesome! !
Fucking cultured people are different!
Lin Feng: "Congratulations to this classmate for becoming the first guest to answer correctly tonight. He will be rewarded with a box of six walnuts.
You ask why?
It's just that you are too sober.
Drink six more walnuts to replenish your love brain. ”
As he spoke, Yu Huanshui moved a box of six walnuts in front of the camera.
He made a special trip to buy this in the afternoon.
Lin Feng: "Brother, send me your address privately in the background, and I will mail it to you tomorrow."
I lost it!
There are prizes for correct answers! !
The barrage was lively for a while.
The room’s popularity continues to soar. . .
(End of chapter)