Chapter 232: Talking about girls, leaving girls speechless
It’s been half an hour since the broadcast started,
The popularity of the live broadcast room exceeded 50,000.
I lost it!
Just added the opening exam session.
The effect of the program was immediate.
Lin Feng and Yu Huanshui high-fived in front of the camera.
"Okay, today's gift is the last one, let's see who gets it."
continue!
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Here, girlfriend roll."
Q:
What holiday gift do boys most want to receive?
Girl: "Wait a moment, military advisor, can you cooperate with me first?"
Lin Feng was stunned for a moment: "What to cooperate with? How to cooperate?"
Girl: "Get closer to the camera, yes, that's it, come on, blink your eyes."
Lin Feng blinked in cooperation.
Girl: "OK, thank you, military advisor."
? ? ?
Lin Feng was confused.
What do you want to thank me for?
Then I heard from the mail opposite: "Alipay has received 50 yuan."
? ? ?
Lin Feng quickly picked up his mobile phone, opened Alipay, and clicked on the balance,
Hey, hey, hey, damn!
You stole 50 fucking dollars from me! ! !
. . . . . .
"I'm telling you about emotions, but you actually cheated me out of money, hahahaha."
"This sister taught the military advisor a perfect lesson (laughing to death)."
"No, how did she do it?"
“Brush your face!”
“Don’t you need your mobile phone number to scan your face?”
“Scan the QR code and pay with your face at the supermarket’s self-service. For small amounts, you don’t need to log in, just scan it (haha).”
"Vending machines are also available."
"Damn it! When Alipay arrived and I took it, my cerebellum suddenly shrank."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Okay, okay, I remember you, let me see what your name is."
id: magic fairy. . Skittles. . .
Damn it!
It's you little devil!
I asked why the voice sounded so familiar.
The brothers in the room laughed even harder instantly.
"Hahaha, it turns out to be a demon fairy."
"No wonder, the military advisor is the only enemy in his life."
Some newcomers are wondering: "Who is the other one?"
"Yellow hair!"
ah?
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
"Wait a minute, Demon Fairy. I'll beat you up when the show starts."
Put down a harsh word,
The game continues.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Here, boyfriend roll."
Question: Which of the following sentences means that a girl is angry?
A, I’m not angry
B, well
C, it’s okay
D, oh
Lin Feng: "ABCD four options, which option means the girl is angry?"
Boy: "I feel the same way."
Correct answer!
Lin Feng: "Congratulations, buddy, the last gift tonight is tailor-made for you.
A doll dog.
Do you know why it is specially tailored for you?
For knowing a woman so well.
No one believes you if you say you’re not a dog licker!
Take it, bro.
The biggest dog licker tonight is none other than you! ”
Well. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Man: Why am I more sad when I get the answer right than when I lose the answer (smile)
Ha ha ha ha.
Xu Xiansen: "It seems that this player has gone through a lot (dog head)."
Stranger: "I have been professionally licking dogs for twenty years, do you think you are bragging!"
Hahaha.
Gouzi: "So if a girl is angry, what will happen if she continues to talk?"
The river flows: "Keep talking and she will be even more angry, but if you don't say it, you are finished."
I knock,
Brother understands women so well?
report!
"The biggest licking dog is here!"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
At this time, the number of people in the live broadcast room has stabilized at 55,000!
Lin Feng: "Okay, brothers, the gifts have been distributed, and the national unified examination for boyfriends and girlfriends has come to an end tonight,
The winning brother sent me his address privately in the background, and the gifts will be sent out to the brothers tomorrow.
The next step is our one-on-one emotional counseling.
It is also the part that everyone is most looking forward to.
I know many emotionally confused brothers have been waiting for a long time.
Let’s get started! ”
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, tell me about your situation."
Girl: "My partner and I have been dating for six months, and now we have been disconnected for one and a half months."
Raymond Lam: "Breakup status?"
"Yes!"
Lin Feng: "Because of what?"
"That night, I wanted to go to bed, but he didn't want to sleep. He wanted to watch another episode of TV series, and then I wanted him to go to bed. Later, he went to bed and lay down, but he ignored me, so the next day I Just broke up with him.”
? ?
Lin Feng: "I'm not a sister. Didn't you break up too casually? If you're sleepy, you can go to sleep if you want. If you insist on letting him sleep, then he won't watch TV anymore. Are you still not satisfied with sleeping with him?"
Girl: "But he didn't talk to me."
Lin Feng: "Then did you talk to him?"
"No, I cried with anger!"
Lin Feng: "Then does the other party know why you are crying?"
"I know."
Lin Feng smiled: "I don't even know why you're crying, how can he know?"
ah?
Lin Feng smiled: "You're still up, you're crying silently, how can the other party know why you're crying?"
Girl: "Because he asked me at that time and he said you don't let me watch TV. I don't even watch TV. Why are you still crying here?"
Lin Feng: "Yes, there is nothing wrong with what they said. Normal men would ask you this."
Girl: "But I'm sad, why doesn't he comfort me?"
Lin Feng was speechless for a while.
After a moment, he shook his head and said: "What a thing you are, one word: dictionary."
Girl: "What point?"
Lin Feng: "Brothers, tell her!"
The next second.
A screen full of ‘classics’!
Lin Feng: "The classic little fairy's speech made me speechless for a while, but sister, I also want to ask why are you crying?"
"Because I think he should sleep with me."
you think. .
Made me laugh again.
Lin Feng: "Okay, even if you think so, wouldn't the other party come back and lie with you? I'll listen to you."
"Although he came back and lay down, he didn't hug me."
Lin Feng: "Then did you hug him?"
"Shouldn't he be the one coaxing me?"
Damn it!
Lin Feng: "I'm speechless again.
When you want to sleep, he has to sleep.
When you wake up, he must wake up too.
When you are angry, he must coax you,
When he is angry, you are more angry than him,
When he meets a beautiful woman, he cannot look at her.
When you meet a handsome guy, you pull him to look at him.
Is this what you mean, sister? ”
Um!
. . . . . .
"She said 'hmm', and I was convinced."
"She is exactly the same as my girlfriend. When she sleeps, she insists on sleeping with me and not using her mobile phone. When I sleep, she can turn up the volume on her mobile phone unscrupulously (crying to death)."
"Brother, you are not alone. How many boys have suffered?"
"The same world (dog head)."
"I didn't hug him last night. I got up in the middle of the night and lost my temper. It was harder than a pig during the Chinese New Year."
Hahahaha indeed.
"When she goes to bed early, I have to catch her farts. When I go to bed early, she wants to dance on the bed. What a sin."
"When I was sleeping most soundly, she slapped me awake and told me to get her a glass of water."
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sometimes, boys and girls have different thinking perspectives. Boys will think that I am not sleepy, why do you insist on letting me sleep?
Aren't you being unreasonable?
Girls will think that if you don't accompany me when sleeping, you don't love me.
So you two are angry at each other, but you are not angry at all.
At this time, you have to tell your boyfriend directly, you said that I just want you to hold me, feel comfortable and feel safe.
When you say this, boys will definitely come over to accompany you.
If you don't tell the boy, the boy won't understand, and the two of them will get sulky at each other. ”
Girl: "I told you when we broke up."
? ?
Lin Feng: "Then you might as well not fucking say anything. Let me tell you, you just deserve a beating. Just give you a good beating."
Well. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Just a good beating"
Really?
Xu Xiansen: "I thought so too when I was alive (dog head)."
Before death?
Ha ha ha ha.
"One breakup tip a day, boys learn it quickly (smile)."
"I... don't dare."
"There's nothing to be afraid of. A slap made her feel dizzy and her legs were weak (dog head)."
"No, are we talking about a fight?"
"There's something wrong with you!"
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Girl: "Actually, I quite like him, but what I want is someone who can take care of my emotions."
Lin Feng: "I still want a girl who can take care of my emotions, don't you?
Sister,
If a person only requires the other person to serve his own emotions in a relationship, but does not take care of the other person's emotions,
Then this person is essentially selfish.
If I were your boyfriend and you told me that I didn’t take care of your emotions, I would definitely say something back to you: Open your shopping cart and see if there is anything you bought for me?
Selfish woman! ”
Girl: "Yes, I have the things I bought for him in my shopping cart."
ah?
this. . .
Lin Feng coughed twice: "It doesn't matter, I have another plan. Do you buy what I like?
You don't understand me.
If you don't even know what I like, what's the point of being with you?
Tired!
Let’s break up! ”
Well. .
Lin Feng spread his hands: "Look, brothers, we won."
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"You don't understand me" "What's the point of being with you" "Tired" "Let's break up"
"Girls' CPU is burning like crazy."
"Isn't this my line?"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Talk about girls so that girls have nothing to say (666)."
“This is how my partner treated me, I can’t refute it at all (laughing to death).”
Really?
"I will also learn from it and deal with her."
"Look, there are already more than 500 people who can't tell the difference between the big and the small king!"
"A lot of people have been admitted to the hospital recently, please take it easy."
"Already more than 2,000, and the biggest news tomorrow will be the queues at orthopedics departments (dog heads) in various places."
"Really, I just sent it to my girlfriend, and she asked me if I wanted to fight, but I didn't dare to say anything (weak and pitiful)."
What are you cowardly about?
Fuck her!
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers, have you ever felt like this when you are with your girlfriend?
Is that why she is always angry?
If you fall asleep before her, she will be angry.
I'll be filled with emotions and get angry when I encounter Poisonous Chicken Soup.
If you don't give her the first delicious bite, she will get angry.
She would be angry if she didn't save the last bite.
If you dream about cheating, you will be angry.
Auntie will get angry if you ask her to drink more hot water when she comes.
She said she was hungry and would be angry if you didn't order her takeout.
If you send less emoticons when sending messages, you will get angry.
She said she was sleepy and would get angry if you said good night.
I send you good morning and you will be angry if you don’t reply immediately.
If you are sleepy and want to sleep, you will get angry.
She will be angry if you don't sleep if she sleeps.
Also, if I am angry and don’t want to talk to you, but you have to talk to me.
You have to keep messaging me.
If you don't send me a message, it means you don't love me and you don't have me in your heart.
But I won't message you back because I'm angry and don't want to talk to you.
If I don't talk to you and you don't talk to me, then I'll be angrier.
I don’t want to talk to you because I have a backbone
But if you don't talk to me or coax me, you don't love me.
If I want to talk to you, but you still don't want to talk to me, then I will be very irritable, I will never talk to you, and you will lose me forever.
Anyway, I can ignore you, but you have to chase me and talk to me on the pole.
Otherwise you will lose me forever.
over! ”
girl:. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Boyfriend: Why is she angry again?
Me: Please watch the VCR!
Ha ha ha ha.
"Okay, I'm already getting angry hearing what you said (smile)."
"It's true. My boyfriend was making a video call with me. He told me not to shake, and I got angry.
He didn't shave and I was still angry.
I'm also angry if I don't cut my nails.
He went to bed earlier than me and I was angry.
He snores and I get angry.
He didn't hold hands when crossing the road, which made me angry.
He doesn't kiss me and I'm angry.
Well, I am angry 25 hours a day, 24 hours a day anyway. ”
"Angry at everything (grin)."
"Don't be so angry (roll your eyes)!"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Have I really been so disgusting before (covering face)?"
"We're not sisters, why are you still reflecting?"
"You're kidding, I'm still like this (slightly)."
Very good,
"Keep on (smiling)."
"Haha, just be content with your angry girlfriends. Most of the girlfriends who are not angry just don't care about you."
"I know, get out!"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Don't say that boys don't understand. Maybe many girls don't understand why they like to be angry so much.
But girls also like to ask boys if they know they are wrong? Where did you go wrong?
Today the military advisor will let you all understand.
Let’s talk about boys first, why don’t boys like to be angry?
Because boys’ happiness is simple.
As long as you keep them fed and clothed, and give them a mobile phone to play games, they will be as happy as a fool. Girls are different.
Girls need their other half to be a friend, a partner, a father, and a lover.
Then you have to ask the other half to be a chef, an electrician, a plumber, a mechanic, a carpenter, a hairstylist, a videographer, and a pest catcher.
They also need to understand psychology, psychiatry, meridian science, and gynecology.
More importantly, they should be clean, compassionate, in good health, interesting, humorous, careful, gentlemanly, gentle and strong, ambitious, talented, loyal and reliable, and passionate.
What's even more indispensable is that they should always remember to praise girls, go shopping with girls, don't put pressure on girls, don't look at other girls, and don't forget girls' birthdays.
And various anniversaries: Valentine's Day, Chinese Valentine's Day, Children's Day, etc.
Girls will get angry if they can't do anything.
over! ”
girl:. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Stop talking, I can even comb my hair and make myself cry (covering face)."
"I was just so angry at Reading Comprehension."
"If a piece of potato chips falls off a big bag, I will be angry for a long time (laughing to death)."
"Really, even though I'm a girl, I can't help but sigh that girls are really strange creatures (grin)."
No,
"Is it because we boys don't like to be angry because we are fools?"
Ha ha ha ha.
"So you will find that many girls are actually unwilling to play with girls and are willing to play with boys, because girls themselves can't stand angry girls."
reality.
That’s so right!
"Not every girl likes to be angry."
"All I've seen is (nose picking)"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, if you want a relationship with the purpose of getting married, you must make sacrifices.
You can't always think about pie in the sky and finding you a perfect boyfriend. It's impossible.
If you think this boy is pretty good and has no fundamental mistakes, you can just send him a WeChat message.
If you feel that you can't live up to your reputation, why would you just act like a fool?
There’s no shame in that either. ”
Girl: “But I saw a blogger said that you can’t contact him at this time, otherwise he won’t take care of me in the future.”
Lin Feng was speechless: "Then do you think the blogger is right, or is the military advisor right?"
The girl was silent.
Lin Feng: "It's over, I've been completely brainwashed.
Okay, sister,
The military advisor will not advise you anymore,
If you are willing to wait, just wait.
But let me tell you, if you wait until the end, you can wait for someone, but that person will definitely not be him.
Do you know who it is? ”
The girl looked confused: "Who is it?"
Lin Feng: "It's the Lord of Hell!"
Well. . .
(End of chapter)