Chapter 233 Mario still has gold coins on his way to save the princess
Girl: "So you mean he won't come to me again?"
Sister,
Wake up.
You two have been disconnected for a month and a half.
Still confused?
Girl: "Then why do people say that if a man likes you, he will come to you?"
Lin Feng: "Then some people say that if a woman likes you, she will tolerate you unconditionally. Have you tolerated him?"
Well. .
Lin Feng: "Let me ask you another way, did any of their ancestors serve as eunuchs?"
? ?
Girl: "Probably... No."
That’s fine.
Lin Feng: "There are no eunuchs in our ancestors, so he definitely doesn't know how to serve others like a slave."
Well. .
Lin Feng: "Sister, when it comes to falling in love, especially if you are rushing to get married, you can't have any sense of dedication.
There is fairness between people. You can't say that I am a girl, so a boy must serve me in all aspects and unconditionally.
Why?
Are you beautiful?
Are you in good shape?
Or is your family very rich?
One thing is right, just think that what I said before is just fart. ”
The girl was silent.
Lin Feng: "Look, you said you don't have what you want and you can't do anything. You are just an ordinary girl. Can't we just have an ordinary relationship?
Of course,
It doesn’t mean that we can’t ask boys to treat us well because we are not good.
But everything must have a degree.
You said that if we act coquettishly occasionally, the other person will find it cute.
But if you don't give up and break up with each other or withdraw from the group, then you are committing suicide.
Think about it from another angle,
Now you bring it into the male’s perspective. I just want to watch an episode of a TV series. What’s wrong?
Did you break the law?
You said you wanted to sleep.
Okay,
I love you.
I don't look anymore, I'm lying with you.
As a result, you still cry.
I asked you why you were crying, and you said you didn't understand me.
So do you understand me?
In fact, I am the only one doing this.
I sacrificed not watching TV and lying with you.
I didn't blame you for being overbearing, but you blamed me for not speaking, not hugging you, and not understanding why you were crying.
You taste it yourself,
Are you being a hooligan?
Yes, you have your reasons.
You think you will be happy if he stays with you and you will feel safe. If he doesn't stay with you, you will have random thoughts and wonder if he doesn't care about you.
Well, you have a long mouth and you have to say it.
If you say something and he doesn't do it, then you can say he is inconsiderate.
But you didn’t say anything either.
Not only don’t you say it, you also have to say: If you really understand, you don’t need to teach me.
Are you angry?
How can you be in love?
You are looking for a licking dog.
You are angry,
It's because I feel like I'm not licking it enough.
But in fact, we love each other freely and like each other. There is no saying who has a higher status than the other and who has a lower status than the other!
Do you think about it yourself, is this the truth?
If you can't figure it out today, you'll suffer a lot in the future. ”
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he didn’t care whether the girl understood or not, and said directly to the live broadcast room:
“Brothers, don’t be afraid of quarrels and conflicts in relationships.
I have said before that a good and long-term relationship must not be afraid of quarrels.
Many times, quarreling can promote intimacy between two people.
What are you afraid of?
I'm afraid you won't make any noise.
I'm afraid that if you don't say anything, you'll get sulky.
Here, I want to say a word to all the sisters in the room.
No one has to be responsible for your unwarranted emotions,
You said that when two people are together, as long as the general direction of the relationship is in the right direction, you can completely digest those little emotions on your own.
Yes, I know I am your boyfriend, I can help you digest it occasionally,
But if you have been counting on your boyfriend,
It's easy for you to force a good man away.
If you want to take the initiative all the time, who can stand it?
Mario still has gold coins on his way to save the princess! ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"There are still gold coins on Mario's way to save the princess"
"Not only can you pick up gold coins, but you can also grow bullets (dog heads)."
Hahahaha,
"Only a licking dog can bear this kind of punishment. I would tell her to get out of here in a minute."
"That's right, falling in love is not about looking for ancestors."
"We are all adults, so there is no need to play brain teasers every day, guessing and guessing like an undercover agent (picking your nose)."
"Even an undercover agent can't do this job (rolls eyes)."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: “Those who have notes take notes, and those who don’t have notes record their own screen. How to resolve emotions correctly?
The military advisor teaches you a formula.
First, express your emotions, such as: Baby, I'm a little sad right now.
Then, explain why you're sad. For example: You don’t hug me when I sleep. I feel that we are not close enough. I am afraid that our relationship will fade over time.
Next, tell your boyfriend what he needs to do. For example: Can you hold me and sleep with you?
Finally, compliment your boyfriend. For example: Husband, you are so kind, I am not sad at all, I love you.
If you put it all together like this, what man wouldn't be confused? ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Already confused!"
"Really, my tigress can do the first two steps, and I hugged her all night without letting go."
"Indeed, for a girl who can do this with this formula, it's hard for her boyfriend not to be willing to help her digest."
"I'm just afraid that a bolt of lightning will strike from the sky and you will be confused."
"I tried it, and my partner told me not to be a bitch (pick my nose)."
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . .
The girl finally said: "But what if he falls in love?"
Lin Feng: "Then just give me your blessing. It will teach you a lesson. I think this lesson is profound enough, so that you can better understand what I just said and what you should do in a love relationship in the future."< br>
Girl: "Okay, I'll send him a message now."
"You send it, we are all waiting."
Lin Feng didn't hang up the microphone, just waiting for the other party to reply.
Soon,
"Wow, he blocked me."
The girl suddenly burst into tears.
Lin Feng: "Sister, do you know why I didn't hang up the mic? Because I knew this was the result.
We have been disconnected for a month and a half, but you don’t reply to people’s messages,
Stop talking about him,
With the temper of a little fairy like you, most licking dogs can't handle it.
It's black. ”
Woo woo woo. . . "Okay, sister, stop crying. If you cry any more, your makeup will be wasted."
Now that you have realized your mistake.
The attitude is also more sincere.
So be it.
Military Advisor helps you find a boyfriend online.
? ? ?
The girl suddenly stopped crying.
Looking for a boyfriend?
Lin Feng: "Let me see, there are 56,000 people in our room now, half male and female, and there are nearly 30,000 brothers.
Let’s talk about your conditions,
Maybe I can find you a boyfriend tonight.
Don’t worry, sister,
The buddies in our live broadcast room, as long as they can live in my room for more than three days, there is a high probability that they will not be scumbags.
They are all good young people who want to make progress.
Come,
Let’s not waste any more time and let’s get started.
age. ”
"24."
Lin Feng: "Profession?"
"We media."
Lin Feng: "Hey, let's go together."
height?
"167."
Raymond Lam: "Weight?"
"95 pounds."
Lin Feng: "Sure, sister, 167, 95, good figure."
"Advantages?"
The girl thought for a while and said: "I know how to wipe it!"
? ?
Lin Feng: "What the hell?"
"Know how to wipe!"
Lin Feng: "How to wipe it?"
"Just... clean the glass."
? ?
Lin Feng: "No, you work in self-media, and you still clean windows. Sister, are you just a host?"
Um. . .
Lin Feng smiled: "Come on, start the video, I'll see how good you can do it."
The next second,
Convert video to Lianmai.
I lost it! !
Black stockings, long legs, hip-hugging skirt, flaming red lips, and big waves. .
"Jimeis,
Come with me now
Raise your right hand to your chest
Let's clean the glass together
Clean the glass, clean the glass
Clean the glass, wipe the glass~”
The small collarbone and charming waist dance seductively to the music. . .
The barrage exploded.
"Wow, this figure is invincible (drooling)."
"Isn't this sister Zhilin (ah ah ah)."
"The moment the woman's left eye narrowed, I even thought of the name of our baby."
"Sister, can you come to my house and clean the glass?"
"It is no exaggeration to say that she can wipe out my brothers' houses and cars (face covering)."
"Third-rate copywriting, second-rate plot, first-rate figure and obscene...me."
"I'm not obscene, and I won't admit it either."
"I admit, after all, who can say no to a girl who loves to do housework?"
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng was also stunned.
The girl's face and figure are both excellent.
If this video blind date hadn't been an impromptu event, Lin Feng would have even thought that the other anchor was deliberately trying to gain popularity.
Look at that sexy waist,
Lin Feng looked back at Yu Huanshui.
This guy stood in front of the blackboard with his eyes straight.
Lin Feng shook his head with a smile and said to the girl: "Sister, please stop wiping. If you do it again, my room will be gone."
The girl stuck out her tongue playfully and stopped.
"Sister, it's time to say it or not. I take back what I said before. He was indeed wrong for not sleeping with you in his arms and cannot be forgiven. Today, my brother must help you find someone you are satisfied with."
"Do you have any requirements?"
Girl: “I want to find a boyfriend who is a father who can take care of others.”
Lin Feng nodded and shouted to the live broadcast room: "Brothers, the opportunity is given to you. If you feel that you are your father's boyfriend, you can use your hand speed."
The words just fell.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Lin Feng: "Okay, buddy, have you been single for many years?"
“It’s okay, it’s okay!”
Yo,
Subwoofer.
The black head portrait looks up to the sky at a 45-degree angle, which is quite atmospheric.
Lin Feng: "Come on, let's get straight to the point. Sister, you ask."
The girl came closer to the screen: "How tall are you?"
"174!"
A bit shorter.
The girl murmured and asked: "Where's the weight?"
"174!"
? ?
Girl: "Brother, are you a square warrior?"
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
The unexpected witticism made both Yu Huanshui and Lin Feng laugh.
The boy was a little unhappy: "Then are you looking for a boyfriend with a father, or a guy with a good figure?"
Girl: "Then call mom and listen."
? ?
Lin Feng was stunned for a moment.
I thought the boy would be angry, but unexpectedly: "Mom."
The subwoofer turns into a turtle sound in seconds.
I knock!
Isn't this voice the same as Guesang's?
Lin Feng recognized this boy.
Girl: "Scream a few more times, I can't hear you."
Boy: "Mom, mom, mom..."
Damn it!
Two big perverts,
Get out of here! !
Lin Feng directly kicked the two of them off.
The barrage went crazy laughing.
"Hahaha, isn't this fucking turtle?"
"I suspect this girl and Guesang are engaging in script killing."
"The script is unlikely. After all, Lianmai is random. What is certain is that these two people are here to engage in military advisor mentality (dog head)."
The military advisor is so miserable!
Hahahahaha.
(End of chapter)