Chapter 237: Sealing the heart with cement, one bag per person, don’t take more
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello buddy, what problems are you encountering now?"
Boy: "I have broken up now, but I am very sad. I just want to know if there is a way to get back together."
Lin Feng: "Why did you break up?"
Boy: "She said... she doesn't love her anymore."
Depend on!
“The fucking hermit crabs are moving, I’m speechless.”
Lin Feng turned to look at Yu Huanshui and gestured at him.
The water friends only saw Yu Huanshui take something from the side and hand it to Lin Feng.
But what?
Didn't see clearly.
Just listen to Lin Feng say:
"Come on buddy,
Look here,”
As he spoke, Lin Feng moved closer to the screen,
The next second,
Lin Feng raised a loudspeaker to his mouth and shouted at the screen:
"She doesn't love you anymore!
She doesn't love you anymore! !
She doesn't love you anymore! ! !
When you are miserable, with tears streaming down your face, and thinking about you day and night, she no longer loves you.
When you don't think about tea, don't want to eat, have insomnia every night, and can't sleep, she no longer loves you.
When you use alcohol to numb yourself again and again, she no longer loves you.
You did things for him that moved you, but she no longer loves you.
You can’t study every day, and your work isn’t efficient, but so what?
She doesn't love you anymore!
Whatever you do, how do you do it?
Dude.
She will never love you again! ! ”
Throw the big speaker,
over!
Well. .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"She doesn't love you anymore!" ! 》
Damn it!
So cruel! !
"Ah ah ah ah, I know, I know, stop reading it (woo woo)."
"It's too much. Just recite it and use a big trumpet (dog head)."
"Hahaha, I seal my heart with cement every day, it's so exciting (sunglasses)."
"When the military advisor said she didn't love me anymore, I yelled into my phone again, why?"
"Okay, okay, you can't get in the oil and salt, right? The military advisor class was in vain."
"How could she not love me? Even though it took a long time before she replied to me, she still responded after all, right? She must be struggling with how to respond. She loves me so much (woo woo)."
Damn you. .
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, all kinds of reasons for breaking up can be recovered, except for one of them not loving each other.
There is really nothing I can do about not loving you.
But the funny thing is that most of the reasons for breaking up are ultimately lack of love.
So buddy, there's no way a military strategist can make someone who doesn't love you fall in love with you again.
The advice I can give you is to run.
Run quickly!
Stop letting this unrealistic love consume you. ”
The boy was silent.
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Run" "Run quickly"
"I know, I know, I'm already running away."
"Sisters, I have decided to break up next month. Wait for my news and run away in a hurry."
"Ever since watching the live broadcast of Military Advisor, I have successfully lost weight and run (dog head) every day."
"I've already run away. I'm in Shankaka. There's not a single woman here. It's great (grin)."
"You all run, and I run with a fucking cry. The long-distance running champion must be mine (crying to death)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: "Is there really no possibility?"
Lin Feng: "Yes, but you can only queue up at the back with your love number plate."
The boy was silent for a moment and said, "Can you help me analyze her psychology?"
Lin Feng: "Okay, let's talk about it."
Boy: "We broke up in November last year, but we were not completely separated at that time.
I went to see her in December and we had sex afterwards.
Then in January of this year, because I had just graduated, I was taking the civil service exam, and I had already been interviewed, so I could already have a stable income.
After I got my results, I asked her, can we get back together?
She told me that we could get back together.
I will be preparing for the civil service interview later. After the interview is over, I will ask her if we can get back together.
She told me she didn't love him anymore.
I felt very sad because the two of us were still in different places, and then I saw the directness of the military advisor.
I haven't seen it before, but after watching it recently, I feel very, very much now.
I reflected on the fact that I really didn't do a good job in this relationship.
She was sick and I wasn't here either.
This includes sometimes being unable to play videos, and then not being able to say a few words every day.
Then she told me that when we broke up, she didn't tell me the actual situation.
I felt really uncomfortable, so I took a car to look for her. She also saw me and asked her, "Why don't you love her anymore all of a sudden?"
If we don’t love you anymore, can we start over from the beginning?
She told me that she fell in love with someone else.
I didn’t know what happened to me at that time, so I just said it didn’t matter if I fell in love with someone else.
She told me that the man bought her a gold necklace worth 4,000 yuan, and then the two of them were in love, and they were already in a relationship.
I want to get back together. I don’t want bottom line and dignity.
I even asked you if you could stand on both sides, just give me a chance? ”
Lin Feng: "Brother, she no longer wants to care about you, and she has given you a clear attitude. Just waiting for your own reality to leave, you are still stubbornly entangled. Do you know that your humble appearance is really embarrassing?"
Woo woo woo.
The boy burst into tears.
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"When I begged her not to leave me, I was really embarrassed (crying to death)."
"Who would want to be a clown if they weren't tempted? (Hey)"
"I was just thrown away today, and someone has already been found to replace me (woo woo)."
"I apologize to you in terms of personality, but in terms of feelings, I really have not sorry for you."
"I don't want to be embarrassed, but I really like him."
. . . . .
Boy: "Later I knelt down to beg her, and she told me, if you can wait, you can wait until we are separated before you come to me again,
Because I'm still communicating with her these days, you know, Military Advisor, I haven't slept these days because I sent her a message and I was afraid that she would ask me to call her and I couldn't see her.
Woo woo woo. . .
Later, she responded to my message in the morning, and after I called her and said a few things, she seemed to have changed a bit.
She said to me, don’t you want to talk to me? Then just charge by the hour.
Five dollars per minute.
Then she said that you should go to bed first. She was afraid that I might have a mental breakdown, so she just cared about me.
I slept from 11 o'clock until I woke up at 2 or 3 o'clock. When I woke up, I transferred money to her,
I transferred 300 to him and said I would reserve an hour first.
Then after some time, she told me that she was just teasing me and she just didn’t want me to contact her.
Woo woo woo. . . .
Military advisor, you know, I’m really sad! ”
Lin Feng: "Brother, I don't think there is any need to talk about it anymore. It's too clownish, too humble, humble to the core."
Boy: "I know... But if I really say that I don't love you, I won't do this. I have never been like this in my life... I cried more than ten times in the past three days, and I just kept crying. I really Can't control myself,
I even read horoscopes and did tarot readings. .
You know, military advisor, I didn’t believe this before.
Woo woo woo. . .
I also know that I am humble now, but I just can't let her go. . . ”
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Come on, buddy, stop crying now and listen to me.
If you really can't let her go, then let's play a little game,
Look what time it is now,
If it is an even number, we will continue to love her,
If it's an odd number, leave her forever. ”
Boy: "Eight o'clock..." "he~tui!"
Before the boy could finish speaking, Lin Feng angrily said with contempt:
"Look at what you look like now, you can even believe this kind of retarded game!
Admit it.
You can't see her love clearly, and you can't guess her heart, so you start to crazily believe in such illusory things as Tarot constellations.
You seem to have been searching for answers. Will you still get results?
But now he is the result, but you don’t recognize it.
You only recognized that the two of you had been together.
But you’re so bad at tarot and horoscopes, what do you understand?
The fact is,
The car you were reluctant to drive was taken by others and used by Didi.
Everyone has put it in, but you are still here.
You deserve it,
You are just cheap! ”
Well. .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"The car you can't bear to drive" "Others are using it to run Didi"
Damn it!
It hurts my heart, old man! !
"Stop talking, brother, please, break your defense (cry to death)."
"Every time I feel a little bit of enthusiasm, I will be severely repelled by the military advisor's words, very good, well done (sunglasses)."
"Damn, I'm even more annoyed (ahhh)."
"The situation is bigger. Although I am also sad, he has also done these things to me (dog head)."
"Bring cement (to smoke)."
"Cement can't seal it."
"The vibranium core is covered with a layer of Adamantium alloy on the outside (smile)."
"Brother, you know how to reinforce!"
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "She said she was sick. I didn't go to see her. She said I couldn't provide her with good emotional value."
Lin Feng: "Brother, I have already made it very clear.
Everyone’s emotions need a carrier,
Each of us has the need to express our emotions,
Then if you serve as this carrier, if she can’t get it from you, she must get it from others.
If she can easily get the emotional appeal from others but can’t get it from you,
Then she will definitely compare another person with you,
And you,
It will definitely be compared.
No matter how good you are, you will always be inferior to others.
Why?
Because of the freshness.
This is why a necklace worth 4,000 yuan can buy you several years of love.
When this person has no choice and no new emotional carrier, she will choose to make do with you.
But once I have a choice, I will definitely abandon you ruthlessly without any pull. ”
Boy: “But she didn’t block me or delete my WeChat account, and she could still have normal conversations with me.
I told her to return this necklace to him. I said I would buy you whatever you want. I said, don’t you want that bag worth more than 10,000 yuan?
If you give him the necklace now, we can go buy that bag now.
And she cried. ”
Lin Feng: "Then did she stay with you after she cried?"
Boy: "No, she didn't say anything, she just kept shaking her head."
Lin Feng: "So, buddy.
She was indecisive.
The reason why she is uncertain is because the boy currently only gives her a sense of freshness.
She hasn't fully seen the other person's efforts to please you in all aspects, so she keeps you.
But you remember,
This is not giving you a chance, she is weighing the cost-effectiveness.
She wants to see if this boy will do more to please her in the future?
If this boy doesn’t behave in a flattering manner towards her, then you may have a higher price,
Maybe she will come back to you,
But remember, this woman must not love you. She can abandon you once, but she will abandon you a second time. ”
The boy was silent.
Lin Feng: "So whether you leave decisively or go to the queue with your love number plate is your own choice.
I feel like everything you told me today, I wrote a whole blackboard for you,
Because I do feel sad, brother, and you have paid a lot,
To be honest,
I feel sorry for you, so I wrote a whole blackboard for you.
I hope you can listen to Enter. ”
The boy was silent for a long time and regained his mood: "How can I divert this discomfort?"
Lin Feng smiled.
That's right.
Then he said to the screen: "Brothers, tell him how to not feel uncomfortable."
The next second.
The screen is full of 'foot washing'.
Boy:. . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, you will find that for just 198 you can have a girl chatting around you for an hour,
Of course, I am talking about serious foot washing.
You will realize how unworthy the energy and material resources you have spent in the past few years, as well as your humbleness in front of girls, are not worth it.
I won’t tell you more details,
Just taste it slowly.
But remember, buddy,
After washing our feet and untying our knots, we returned to the main mission.
What is the main quest?
Brother, remember,
Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don’t bully young people into poverty.
There is only one main theme for men: making money! ”
"Thank you, military advisor, I understand."
The boy got off the wheat.
Lin Feng held the big speaker next to him, turned back to Yu Huanshui and said, "It works pretty well."
Yu Huanshui smiled and nodded.
Lin Feng sighed at the screen: "Looking at this speaker, I was thinking, if only I knew magic, I would be able to wake up more love brains by applying some magic to the speaker.
The buddy just now won’t be so sad anymore. ”
Putting down the speaker, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room:
"I want to say to the sisters in the live broadcast room, if a man has been pestering you for a long time and has been around you, no matter how you hurt him, he has not gone far,
Let’s not laugh at him in a hurry.
You must know how much a person loves you if he is willing to humble himself and pray for you.
If this person really loves you, the instinctive reaction at the moment of separation is to get involved.
If you can still maintain your sanity and maintain your dignity at that moment, then at least it may be that your love is not enough.
You must know that the entanglement after a breakup is actually a direct manifestation of one person's true love for the other person. It comes from the heart and cannot be faked or suppressed.
And he must want to stay with you until the end, otherwise he will give up if you become unfeeling once or twice,
Why doesn't he give up?
Isn't it because my love for you has been engraved in my bones?
Otherwise, what is the point of giving up dignity like this?
He just likes to be laughed at? Being ridiculed? ”
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"Don't laugh at me (cry to death)."
"Brothers, admit it, we can only say that we are not as cruel as they are."
"I have been entangled for half a year. In the past few days, I watched the live broadcast of Military Advisor and slowly let go. The other party has also exhausted my enthusiasm and sincerity. I am not tired of letting go and return her to the sea of people."
"Seal the heart with cement, one bag per person, don't take more, brothers all have a share (dog head)."
"Great, can I get a few more bags? My ex-girlfriend's house is being renovated."
"Get out of here with your love brain!!"
Hahahahaha.
Attached
[Military Advisor’s remarks: In my entire life, I will never be able to reconcile with you.
When I'm with you, I don't want anything other than you.
Not only did I not feel sorry for you, I also repeatedly lowered my bottom line for you,
And you make me feel,
He is an extremely cheap clown. . 】
(End of chapter)